@comrade-babygrrrl.bsky.social
I love the sub genre of fiction that is “man wanting to be pregnant so bad” to “ah the horrible little man I made!”
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I love the sub genre of fiction that is “man wanting to be pregnant so bad” to “ah the horrible little man I made!”
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Manic-Depressive Friend A Blast While Manic https://theonion.com/manic-depressive-friend-a-blast-while-manic-1819566927/
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Manic-Depressive Friend A Blast While Manic https://theonion.com/manic-depressive-friend-a-blast-while-manic-1819566927/
If all proctologist were just tatted goth mommies we wouldn’t have a problem.
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If all proctologist were just tatted goth mommies we wouldn’t have a problem.
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Letsa Go! (Back to Italy)
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Letsa Go! (Back to Italy)
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Thanksgiving Guests Freeze In Disbelief After Teenager Informs Them Of Native American Genocide https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-guests-freeze-in-disbelief-after-teenager-1848076742/
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Thanksgiving Guests Freeze In Disbelief After Teenager Informs Them Of Native American Genocide https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-guests-freeze-in-disbelief-after-teenager-1848076742/
Help, my Italian boyfriend keeps threatening to make something called “The Cheezy Weezy Stinky Pinky Meaty Dwink.” Which is just lasagna blended with milk.
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Help, my Italian boyfriend keeps threatening to make something called “The Cheezy Weezy Stinky Pinky Meaty Dwink.” Which is just lasagna blended with milk.
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My new most anticipated movie is the inevitable documentary about whatever the fuck is happening behind the scenes of Wicked
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My new most anticipated movie is the inevitable documentary about whatever the fuck is happening behind the scenes of Wicked
The thing about the creature being a relatively attractive and his being one whole guys head, is it helps translate that he’s just a guy. But it also makes the way people react to him feel strange, because that’s just a guy. Tall, pale, scarred, shy? That’s just a type of guy, calm down.
November 3, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The thing about the creature being a relatively attractive and his being one whole guys head, is it helps translate that he’s just a guy. But it also makes the way people react to him feel strange, because that’s just a guy. Tall, pale, scarred, shy? That’s just a type of guy, calm down.
Hear me out, Teyana Taylor as girl blade.
November 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Hear me out, Teyana Taylor as girl blade.
@jamesgunn.bsky.social can you ask Michael Crow what pants Danielle Brooks is wearing in these photos, I’m obsessed with them.
October 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social can you ask Michael Crow what pants Danielle Brooks is wearing in these photos, I’m obsessed with them.
@bscavone13.bsky.social: you know this post comes off as incredibly horny?
Me : ugh yeah, it would’ve been hornier if it weren’t for the character limit. You should see the version I put on tumblr.
Me : ugh yeah, it would’ve been hornier if it weren’t for the character limit. You should see the version I put on tumblr.
I need James Gunn’s Superman to crossover with The Batman. Sofia’s history w/ press against Lois’ investigative journalism. And Selina getting caught in the middle of it. I just believe in the power of stories is all.
September 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
@bscavone13.bsky.social: you know this post comes off as incredibly horny?
Me : ugh yeah, it would’ve been hornier if it weren’t for the character limit. You should see the version I put on tumblr.
Me : ugh yeah, it would’ve been hornier if it weren’t for the character limit. You should see the version I put on tumblr.
I need James Gunn’s Superman to crossover with The Batman. Sofia’s history w/ press against Lois’ investigative journalism. And Selina getting caught in the middle of it. I just believe in the power of stories is all.
September 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I need James Gunn’s Superman to crossover with The Batman. Sofia’s history w/ press against Lois’ investigative journalism. And Selina getting caught in the middle of it. I just believe in the power of stories is all.
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@comrade-babygrrrl.bsky.social: I hate NyQuil
Me: have you tried it over ice?
After a long stare
Her: you keep that west side shit over there
Me: have you tried it over ice?
After a long stare
Her: you keep that west side shit over there
September 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
@comrade-babygrrrl.bsky.social: I hate NyQuil
Me: have you tried it over ice?
After a long stare
Her: you keep that west side shit over there
Me: have you tried it over ice?
After a long stare
Her: you keep that west side shit over there
Fucked up that the mayor of Portland got to be in Portlandia. But Brandon Johnson gets to fight an invading army. #letthisblackmanlive
September 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Fucked up that the mayor of Portland got to be in Portlandia. But Brandon Johnson gets to fight an invading army. #letthisblackmanlive
Just detarnished a silver ring I found in my drawer with aluminum foil, baking soda and hot water. But somehow this isn’t alchemy??
September 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Just detarnished a silver ring I found in my drawer with aluminum foil, baking soda and hot water. But somehow this isn’t alchemy??
I watch Oliver and Company to remember the twin towers
September 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I watch Oliver and Company to remember the twin towers
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tits or ass? bro, the way she cannot forget Carcosa where black stars hang in the heavens; where the shadows of men's thoughts lengthen in the afternoon, when the twin suns sink into the lake of Hali; and the way her mind will bear forever the memory of the Pallid Mask.
February 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
tits or ass? bro, the way she cannot forget Carcosa where black stars hang in the heavens; where the shadows of men's thoughts lengthen in the afternoon, when the twin suns sink into the lake of Hali; and the way her mind will bear forever the memory of the Pallid Mask.
Weird that the mom from Treasure Planet never figured out that the rat tail was the source of Jim’s juvenile delinquency in the first.
September 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Weird that the mom from Treasure Planet never figured out that the rat tail was the source of Jim’s juvenile delinquency in the first.
I couldn’t be on the Muppets. I’d call them all the n-word (respectfully).
August 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I couldn’t be on the Muppets. I’d call them all the n-word (respectfully).
August 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The best part of people shipping David Corenswet’s Superman and Robbert Pattinson’s Batman is that I think Rachel Brosnahan’s Lois would support Clark having a sad little boyfriend
August 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The best part of people shipping David Corenswet’s Superman and Robbert Pattinson’s Batman is that I think Rachel Brosnahan’s Lois would support Clark having a sad little boyfriend
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No one can really compete with the banger filmography of the muppets. Maybe Nolan and Tarantino. MAYBE
August 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
No one can really compete with the banger filmography of the muppets. Maybe Nolan and Tarantino. MAYBE
Yuh
I started calling my girlfriend Fine Shyt to annoy her and now she demands it
August 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Yuh
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ChatGPT 5 and it's consequences have me staring at my Dune Shrine, pondering if I'll live long enough to see the Butlerian Jihad in all it's glory.
August 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
ChatGPT 5 and it's consequences have me staring at my Dune Shrine, pondering if I'll live long enough to see the Butlerian Jihad in all it's glory.