bong and energy drink is called a “gamer speedball” in my house

i almost forgot, happy 13/12 everyone

bluesky will never replace twitter if we don't start cultivating a strong anti-dutch sentiment on here

drums are boys and melodies are girls

i am the best welder on bluesky

i just deleted the blockchain

im awewsome at smoking weed

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

Inside this box is a button. If you press the button, you will receive one million dollars. However, someone who posts in the chat on the side of an illegal NFL stream will die. Take as long as you need— okay let me finish. You pressed the button without letting me finish. All right.

if paul simon called me a rolly polly little batface girl in a song i would kms

eyes are the testicles of the face

the one homie who always got electrical tape on him

most people call me mr super cool penis but truck is fine

i’m the best welder on bluesky

ever notice how stan always misgenders roger’s personas, but francine almost never does? makes u think