Commander Quinoa
@commanderquinoa.bsky.social
Keith, bird law enthusiast, inclined toward misanthropy, recovering pedant, frequent football watcher. Recently moved to Tavira, Portugal. Was @goongrief at the old place. Huskers, Pitt, Steelers
They will send some emails soliciting donations. Does that count?
November 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
They will send some emails soliciting donations. Does that count?
I had always wondered how a robot that had just shit itself would walk.
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I had always wondered how a robot that had just shit itself would walk.
He’s no longer 007, he’s .07
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
He’s no longer 007, he’s .07
Behind Blue Eyes by Limp Bizkit is up there
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Behind Blue Eyes by Limp Bizkit is up there
Gritty meet Grimey. Grimey meet Gritty
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Gritty meet Grimey. Grimey meet Gritty
A Kafkaesque metamorphosis to be sure
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
A Kafkaesque metamorphosis to be sure
Hoping for a Budd Dwyer myself
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Hoping for a Budd Dwyer myself
You wouldn’t know her, she lives in Canada.
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
You wouldn’t know her, she lives in Canada.
As the love-child of Howard Moon and Old Gregg, this is my time to shine
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
As the love-child of Howard Moon and Old Gregg, this is my time to shine
God how happy I’d be if he was finally blended. Perhaps at a frappe setting.
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
God how happy I’d be if he was finally blended. Perhaps at a frappe setting.
Right cause what a military needs is people who are indifferent to the rules. Everyone wants a loose cannon army. It worked in Stripes!
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Right cause what a military needs is people who are indifferent to the rules. Everyone wants a loose cannon army. It worked in Stripes!
Is it too late to call in an anonymous bomb threat?
November 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Is it too late to call in an anonymous bomb threat?
That's clearly an AI photo, look how many fingers he has
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
That's clearly an AI photo, look how many fingers he has
I’m really hoping to see you on taskmaster in the future. Have you already started considering how you’d dress for the normal task filming?
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I’m really hoping to see you on taskmaster in the future. Have you already started considering how you’d dress for the normal task filming?
I'm voting Trevor 2026: It can't get worse!
November 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I'm voting Trevor 2026: It can't get worse!
I agree but the verge is consistently pretty good about being skeptical of corporations making grand claims about the utility or value from ai products. That’s why I’m disappointed they just echoed Tinder’s claims here as though they are fact.
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I agree but the verge is consistently pretty good about being skeptical of corporations making grand claims about the utility or value from ai products. That’s why I’m disappointed they just echoed Tinder’s claims here as though they are fact.
Did Riyadh not have a film crew available?
November 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Did Riyadh not have a film crew available?
According to whom? I'm not seeing any evidence in the article that anyone at the Verge has tested this 'feature' & I'm a bit surprised to see you all just restate Tinder's claim that it results in "better matches" as true without any independent investigation of the claim. Parrots aren't journalists
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 AM
According to whom? I'm not seeing any evidence in the article that anyone at the Verge has tested this 'feature' & I'm a bit surprised to see you all just restate Tinder's claim that it results in "better matches" as true without any independent investigation of the claim. Parrots aren't journalists
Happy birthday!
November 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Happy birthday!
Pretty bad timing from a rhythm game
November 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Pretty bad timing from a rhythm game