Commander Quinoa
@commanderquinoa.bsky.social
Keith, bird law enthusiast, inclined toward misanthropy, recovering pedant, frequent football watcher. Recently moved to Tavira, Portugal. Was @goongrief at the old place. Huskers, Pitt, Steelers
One downside to life in Portugal? They love these tiny little beers and they’re often the cheapest option per litre at the store. For me (a fat American with little restraint) they are like a cerveja one hitter. Basically as soon as I open one and sit down it’s already time to get up for a new one.
November 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
One downside to life in Portugal? They love these tiny little beers and they’re often the cheapest option per litre at the store. For me (a fat American with little restraint) they are like a cerveja one hitter. Basically as soon as I open one and sit down it’s already time to get up for a new one.
I’m pretty sure I’m going to spend the rest of my time in France wondering why they need to repair their urine and also how far they need to jam this lotion in to make it work.
November 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I’m pretty sure I’m going to spend the rest of my time in France wondering why they need to repair their urine and also how far they need to jam this lotion in to make it work.
I thought that was an Australian punishment.
October 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I thought that was an Australian punishment.
I have a similar ambition but first I need to kill Charlie Palmer in order to open the door for myself
October 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I have a similar ambition but first I need to kill Charlie Palmer in order to open the door for myself
You can mock him all you want but when I see his head, all I see is this man's dignity. (As drawn by Kirk Van Houten)
September 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
You can mock him all you want but when I see his head, all I see is this man's dignity. (As drawn by Kirk Van Houten)
Diaper suspenders
September 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Diaper suspenders
Had to dump the duolingo app from my home screen cause I was sick of the icon being a beat up sniveling owl even when I had done my daily lesson. Added a widget to my widget screen instead. Now I’m instead haunted by this image of an owl with a face for a rump. Why can’t you just be normal duolingo?
September 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Had to dump the duolingo app from my home screen cause I was sick of the icon being a beat up sniveling owl even when I had done my daily lesson. Added a widget to my widget screen instead. Now I’m instead haunted by this image of an owl with a face for a rump. Why can’t you just be normal duolingo?
Found a company called Joy Division that makes sex lube. It would be funnier if it wasn’t a German company given the origin of the band name comes from nazi brothels. Regardless, I’m pretty sure I’ll be humming ‘lube will tear anus apart again’ to myself the rest of the day.
September 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Found a company called Joy Division that makes sex lube. It would be funnier if it wasn’t a German company given the origin of the band name comes from nazi brothels. Regardless, I’m pretty sure I’ll be humming ‘lube will tear anus apart again’ to myself the rest of the day.
This restaurant’s spice index makes no sense.
August 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This restaurant’s spice index makes no sense.
this is where I post from
July 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
this is where I post from
The fucking social security administration is sending out political BS tonight on its general email list. It’s really crazy that we’ve all gotten so used to the idea that the federal government now exists for the purpose of promoting one miserable pigfucker.
July 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The fucking social security administration is sending out political BS tonight on its general email list. It’s really crazy that we’ve all gotten so used to the idea that the federal government now exists for the purpose of promoting one miserable pigfucker.
That’s a new one. Amazon pharmacy sent me seasoning packets instead of my cholesterol meds. They’re now telling me I am out of refills so not sure how I’m going to get my meds. Amazon doesn’t even seem to sell this brand of seasoning. Throw Bezos into the sun.
June 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
That’s a new one. Amazon pharmacy sent me seasoning packets instead of my cholesterol meds. They’re now telling me I am out of refills so not sure how I’m going to get my meds. Amazon doesn’t even seem to sell this brand of seasoning. Throw Bezos into the sun.
The pirate stream of the game is a better product than the paid service. During the breaks I’m getting the grannies dancing to LMFAO, if I was watching the legit stream I’d just be getting more Sprite ads.
May 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The pirate stream of the game is a better product than the paid service. During the breaks I’m getting the grannies dancing to LMFAO, if I was watching the legit stream I’d just be getting more Sprite ads.
Found this in my airbnb today. I guess Heather Graham is more versatile a figure than I realized.
May 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Found this in my airbnb today. I guess Heather Graham is more versatile a figure than I realized.
I don’t generally care for selfies but I like this one from when I’d just finished riding my bike across iowa last year
April 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I don’t generally care for selfies but I like this one from when I’d just finished riding my bike across iowa last year
I didn’t do my Practice Portuguese lesson today but I switched the language in slay the spire to portuguese. I’m going to say good enough for today.
April 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I didn’t do my Practice Portuguese lesson today but I switched the language in slay the spire to portuguese. I’m going to say good enough for today.
This hits a bit too close to home
April 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This hits a bit too close to home
Today’s an exceedingly light day so I’ve only logged 76 hours so far but it’s only 8 pm.
April 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Today’s an exceedingly light day so I’ve only logged 76 hours so far but it’s only 8 pm.
I’ve managed to never actually look at the screen time stuff that Apple throws at me every week. Today I actually look at it and it says I’m averaging over 608 hours of screen time daily. I know I’m screen addicted but that seems high regardless.
April 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’ve managed to never actually look at the screen time stuff that Apple throws at me every week. Today I actually look at it and it says I’m averaging over 608 hours of screen time daily. I know I’m screen addicted but that seems high regardless.
I found a menu from Casa Bonita from 1993 in storage. $8.29 for all you can eat? I’d gladly pay twice that for just the sopaipillas today
March 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I found a menu from Casa Bonita from 1993 in storage. $8.29 for all you can eat? I’d gladly pay twice that for just the sopaipillas today
We’re preparing to move this summer so I’m digging through storage. Apparently I have held on to a 30 year old TI-85 as well as a digital baseball encyclopedia from 1992.
March 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM
We’re preparing to move this summer so I’m digging through storage. Apparently I have held on to a 30 year old TI-85 as well as a digital baseball encyclopedia from 1992.
We are already set. QB1 is this stud
March 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
We are already set. QB1 is this stud