Statement from Ravens TE Mark Andrews:

BREAKING: Juan Soto has signed with the New York Mets on a 15-year, $765 million deal, a source confirms to @ken-rosenthal.bsky.social.

1. The announcement of the end of the Assad regime on Syrian State media.

The liberation of Damascus and the overthrow of the tyrant Bashar al-Assad have been achieved, along with the release of all unjustly imprisoned detainees from the regime’s prisons.

But how will they remember their heritage?

the people many of us left twitter to get away from seem oddly baffled by a lot of folks not wanting them here

He just delivered the best guest appearance of all time. Absolutely hilarious

The patterning on the backside of this piece of Kokomo opalescent glass is somethin' else!

Dan Campbell’s decision to go for it on 4th down and try to end the game made sense for me based on a couple of factors—explained on Around the Horn today 👇

BREAKING

The NYPD has found the backpack that the suspect in the murder of UnitedHealth CEO Brian Thompson dropped in Central Park while fleeing the scene of the crime.

(Reported live on CNN)

Thanks to the left, you can work a 40-hour week, take a weekend off, and still have time to marry whoever you love.

LMAO

Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.