Fyre-festival levels of quality for all but a handful, and never the celebrity you expect.

It's so insulting to the vegetarians and vegans that shop there.

*Cool, I wanted my spring roll to taste like wet dog, thanks for using beef tallow.

Isaac Chotiner: So you say you like videogames?

But weirdly opting for Jake Busey in Starship Troopers.

To my great annoyance I forgot the re-usable grocery bags.

The benefit to biking to the grocery store is that parking is incredibly easy.

Someone ordered a 24 lb turkey at the grocery store last week for a Wednesday evening pickup and the guy at the meat counter and I looked at each other, both of us raised an eyebrow, and asked, simultaneously, "are you sure you want to do that?"

Dude was adamant.