if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

every news cycle for the next four years is just going to be

Monday: Trump has fired all the people who were responsible for keeping poo out of the drinking water

Tuesday: okay for some reason there is now a lot of poo in the drinking water

Who you gonna believe? ELON MUSK? Or your lying eyes 👀
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The number of posts I am seeing on here supporting the TikTok ban tells me this is just the next old people app. At minimum, this is setting an incredibly dangerous precedent and allowing the govt to indiscriminately start banning companies. But y’all just happy to stop seeing silly dance trends.

Tik Tok is not a moral or ethical company, but it is 100% being banned because of pro Palestine content and for not censoring leftist content. It's not about national security threats, it's about ideas

If they shut down tik tok because of Chinese propaganda, won't they have to shut down x for ruSSian propaganda ?

Do I wanna be warm? Of course. Do I want my house to be warm? Absolutely not. I want my house to be just cold enough that I can smother myself in blankets *thereby becoming* warm. Please respect my process.

My love language is the amount of cream cheese I put on a bagel

I identify heavily with cartoon witches because omg leave me alone with my soup this is why I moved to the forest in the first place

How have literal billionaires convinced so many Americans that the people picking their strawberries are the villains

body: we're going to sleep now

brain: WE…..aren't doing anything

Some Deep Thoughts from Deep Space.

my favorite thing about the drake thing is that i should, given my interests and age and world, know absolutely nothing about it and drake has actively forced me to learn what a loser he is

Imma use my first Bluesky post to casually mention that Ted Cruz is a dick.

I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.

I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.

ADHD culture is always having 3 drinks going at once because you’re never sure what you’re gonna be in the mood for at any given sip