Colhões Madeiraverde
@collinsmadeiraverd.bsky.social
You can't hear me. (parody dont send me to the shadow realm)
Pinned
I AM CONJOINED, I AM ONE, AND ONE AM I NOT, FOR WE ARE LEGION
I AM LEGION
Our glorious leader has died, Colhões Madeiraverde will take charge of office soon enough.
It is with inmeasurable grief that we announce that Jonny has died of Ligma at 7 January 2025 6:01 EST. The release of the Emerson files have as such been delayed and are expected to be released in the next few weeks.
January 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I AM LEGION
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HEARTWARMING: Trump just sneezed.
January 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM
HEARTWARMING: Trump just sneezed.
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I was not involved.
BREAKING: Man found dead in cemetery.
January 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I was not involved.
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BREAKING: Man found dead in cemetery.
January 5, 2026 at 5:06 PM
BREAKING: Man found dead in cemetery.
billions must balls.
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
billions must balls.
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Crakpka
Carkpark
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Crakpka
JONNY IS MINE, HE'S MINE NOW, HE'S MINE FOREVER, HE FOREVER SHALL BE MINE, HE'S PART OF ME NOW, WE ARE LEGION, FOR WE ARE MANY
January 5, 2026 at 12:54 PM
JONNY IS MINE, HE'S MINE NOW, HE'S MINE FOREVER, HE FOREVER SHALL BE MINE, HE'S PART OF ME NOW, WE ARE LEGION, FOR WE ARE MANY
JONNY JONNY, YES COLLINS? EATING SUGAR? NO COLLINS, TELLING LIES? NO COLLINS, OPEN YOUR MOUTH, BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
January 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM
JONNY JONNY, YES COLLINS? EATING SUGAR? NO COLLINS, TELLING LIES? NO COLLINS, OPEN YOUR MOUTH, BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
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January 5, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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BLOOD! WE DEMAND BLOOD SO WE GET OUT OF PRISON! PLEASE! BLOOD! THERE ARE NO OSTRICHES IN MY HOUSE!
January 5, 2026 at 11:45 AM
BLOOD! WE DEMAND BLOOD SO WE GET OUT OF PRISON! PLEASE! BLOOD! THERE ARE NO OSTRICHES IN MY HOUSE!
An amazing reason indeed. I knew this guy. He sucked. Literally and figuratively. I am hatred.
This man had to be sacrificed for an amazing reason. This reason being that Paula Tejando, the first female I Have No Mouth And I Must Bus bus driver, faced a trolley problem, with either the governor of "New" "York" or this man needing to be killed, she unfortunately chose the man.
January 5, 2026 at 12:27 AM
An amazing reason indeed. I knew this guy. He sucked. Literally and figuratively. I am hatred.
This chinese live streamer tortured himself in a panopticon of his own making, as an audience of thousands donated pennies to keep him breaking mass-produced pottery in a stairwell at 3 a.m.
January 4, 2026 at 6:32 PM
This chinese live streamer tortured himself in a panopticon of his own making, as an audience of thousands donated pennies to keep him breaking mass-produced pottery in a stairwell at 3 a.m.
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What if the Joker was on the Titanic?
January 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
What if the Joker was on the Titanic?
First, immediately ground and add the roots of yellow wither grass within a century of harvest from the mounds; For aetherial lifewood ashes, at the first sight of darkening stir it before incorporation, but it must be first infused with a serpent's scales; as for decayed sulphurs, use the ashes of
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM
First, immediately ground and add the roots of yellow wither grass within a century of harvest from the mounds; For aetherial lifewood ashes, at the first sight of darkening stir it before incorporation, but it must be first infused with a serpent's scales; as for decayed sulphurs, use the ashes of
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January 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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fuck ti me by green ay
December 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
fuck ti me by green ay
AAAARRRRRGH MERRY TUESDAY
December 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
AAAARRRRRGH MERRY TUESDAY
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as #Eduardo #Brioco #Do #Gelo once said, "haha cock". #myfarts #familyguy #fyp #funny #comedy #laugh #brutalorchestra #gamewiththesexenemies #FUCjhj3jt
December 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
as #Eduardo #Brioco #Do #Gelo once said, "haha cock". #myfarts #familyguy #fyp #funny #comedy #laugh #brutalorchestra #gamewiththesexenemies #FUCjhj3jt