collarmehorny
@collarme30.bsky.social
Just another twitter refuge.
Formal fetishist. Art enthusiast. And on the off chance the mood strikes me... Well endowed show off. 😉
NSFW content warning!!!🔞
Formal fetishist. Art enthusiast. And on the off chance the mood strikes me... Well endowed show off. 😉
NSFW content warning!!!🔞
Ron Swanson voice: "Who broke it?"
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ron Swanson voice: "Who broke it?"
"Arts meaning is subjective."
*the art* 😆
*the art* 😆
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
"Arts meaning is subjective."
*the art* 😆
*the art* 😆
Its Pinterest I wouldn't let it get to you too much. They dont even have the critical thinking to source whatever they are posting so dont expect them to know what good art is either.
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Its Pinterest I wouldn't let it get to you too much. They dont even have the critical thinking to source whatever they are posting so dont expect them to know what good art is either.
Grunt living up to his name im sure.
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Grunt living up to his name im sure.
Equipment to live up to the name.
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Equipment to live up to the name.
I mean, fair. Just look at his prison workout results. 💪
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I mean, fair. Just look at his prison workout results. 💪
Nothing from my childhood is sacred anymore. 😆
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Nothing from my childhood is sacred anymore. 😆
Well you've done a good job so far.
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Well you've done a good job so far.
Went looking for that gif of the character stubbing their toe followed by an explosion to react with.
Got suggested one of that scene of Squidward getting his toenail ripped off.
Now we're both in pain. 😆😨
Got suggested one of that scene of Squidward getting his toenail ripped off.
Now we're both in pain. 😆😨
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Went looking for that gif of the character stubbing their toe followed by an explosion to react with.
Got suggested one of that scene of Squidward getting his toenail ripped off.
Now we're both in pain. 😆😨
Got suggested one of that scene of Squidward getting his toenail ripped off.
Now we're both in pain. 😆😨
Looks like one of the can be arsed in the meantime
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Looks like one of the can be arsed in the meantime
Images taken moments before disaster.
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Images taken moments before disaster.
Always enjoy some role reversal. 🤤
Plus I'm sure the good(?) director has experience taking a big cock or two in his day. How else would he have attained his position if not once in an assistant role like Phillips?
Plus I'm sure the good(?) director has experience taking a big cock or two in his day. How else would he have attained his position if not once in an assistant role like Phillips?
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Always enjoy some role reversal. 🤤
Plus I'm sure the good(?) director has experience taking a big cock or two in his day. How else would he have attained his position if not once in an assistant role like Phillips?
Plus I'm sure the good(?) director has experience taking a big cock or two in his day. How else would he have attained his position if not once in an assistant role like Phillips?
It is. Or, it will be. Check the pinned post on his profile for the Kickstarter info.
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It is. Or, it will be. Check the pinned post on his profile for the Kickstarter info.
The little 4th wall breaks are always funny.
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The little 4th wall breaks are always funny.
"Finished" indeed. 😏
November 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"Finished" indeed. 😏
And you can't even use the "sorry I slipped into my native tounge" defense. 😆
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
And you can't even use the "sorry I slipped into my native tounge" defense. 😆
I feel like there is a cry for help here, but its not PAINfully obvious. Guess we'll never know. 🤔
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I feel like there is a cry for help here, but its not PAINfully obvious. Guess we'll never know. 🤔
*grabs a fan and starts waving*
November 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
*grabs a fan and starts waving*
What goats are you looking at that have three horns? 😏
November 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What goats are you looking at that have three horns? 😏
To quote sword art abridged: "Yeah well maybe I'm scared of him, you ever think of that?! Hes got a big knife!"
*sounds of mocking laughter*
*sounds of mocking laughter*
November 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
To quote sword art abridged: "Yeah well maybe I'm scared of him, you ever think of that?! Hes got a big knife!"
*sounds of mocking laughter*
*sounds of mocking laughter*
The harder he, is the hotter it gets. Which means this is a chill day by comparison.
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The harder he, is the hotter it gets. Which means this is a chill day by comparison.