collarmehorny
@collarme30.bsky.social
Just another twitter refuge.
Formal fetishist. Art enthusiast. And on the off chance the mood strikes me... Well endowed show off. 😉
NSFW content warning!!!🔞
Formal fetishist. Art enthusiast. And on the off chance the mood strikes me... Well endowed show off. 😉
NSFW content warning!!!🔞
Figured I'd get both #FCF and #jocktober out of the way before the month was over. 🩲🍆
October 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Figured I'd get both #FCF and #jocktober out of the way before the month was over. 🩲🍆
Got a trip planned heading somewhere chilly soon, so I bought a new sweater to cope with the weather.
Specifically one where I could experiment with outfits like this.
Specifically one where I could experiment with outfits like this.
October 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Got a trip planned heading somewhere chilly soon, so I bought a new sweater to cope with the weather.
Specifically one where I could experiment with outfits like this.
Specifically one where I could experiment with outfits like this.
Not dead. Just that the desire to pose for the camera is a very fickle novelty for me. 🤷♂️
That aside, heres the last set of pics from twitter, June 23rd 2023, before I started posting here on the regular. Pardon the wrinkles, I got back from a trip and had just unpacked. 😅
That aside, heres the last set of pics from twitter, June 23rd 2023, before I started posting here on the regular. Pardon the wrinkles, I got back from a trip and had just unpacked. 😅
August 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Not dead. Just that the desire to pose for the camera is a very fickle novelty for me. 🤷♂️
That aside, heres the last set of pics from twitter, June 23rd 2023, before I started posting here on the regular. Pardon the wrinkles, I got back from a trip and had just unpacked. 😅
That aside, heres the last set of pics from twitter, June 23rd 2023, before I started posting here on the regular. Pardon the wrinkles, I got back from a trip and had just unpacked. 😅
LOL, I don't know why but this one is suddenly getting a lot of attention. 😅
And one more post-nut pic. A friend of mine said they are fond of hairy chests in open shirts, so this is me tormenting them. 😜
August 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
LOL, I don't know why but this one is suddenly getting a lot of attention. 😅
Something a little different this time.
My new work area at my job is under construction and requires me to wear a safety helmet and vest. So here's me pretending to be a sexy construction foreman. 👷♂️
My new work area at my job is under construction and requires me to wear a safety helmet and vest. So here's me pretending to be a sexy construction foreman. 👷♂️
June 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Something a little different this time.
My new work area at my job is under construction and requires me to wear a safety helmet and vest. So here's me pretending to be a sexy construction foreman. 👷♂️
My new work area at my job is under construction and requires me to wear a safety helmet and vest. So here's me pretending to be a sexy construction foreman. 👷♂️
Deleted that post. Not because I regret it, but because I made this profile to be at least one place where I or visitors don't have to be constantly reminded about what we have to put up with here in the US.
June 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Deleted that post. Not because I regret it, but because I made this profile to be at least one place where I or visitors don't have to be constantly reminded about what we have to put up with here in the US.
May 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I had sent some pre and post shower pics to a friend not long ago from the gym. He suggested I take some "in" the shower.
So then-
So then-
April 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I had sent some pre and post shower pics to a friend not long ago from the gym. He suggested I take some "in" the shower.
So then-
So then-
Work has been sucking me dry lately. And not in the good way. So for FCF you all will just have to settle for some lazy limp lewds.
Though I doubt that's an issue.😏
Though I doubt that's an issue.😏
April 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Work has been sucking me dry lately. And not in the good way. So for FCF you all will just have to settle for some lazy limp lewds.
Though I doubt that's an issue.😏
Though I doubt that's an issue.😏
Huh. Someone popular must have reposted my stuff because my notifications are suddenly lighting up with followers and likes today. 😲
I should really get something new on here this weekend.
I should really get something new on here this weekend.
April 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Huh. Someone popular must have reposted my stuff because my notifications are suddenly lighting up with followers and likes today. 😲
I should really get something new on here this weekend.
I should really get something new on here this weekend.
Gym stranger: "Hey man you need help? You look like you might hurt yourself"
Me: "No I'm fine. Thanks though."
Inner me: 'I will never emotionally recover from this.'😭
Me: "No I'm fine. Thanks though."
Inner me: 'I will never emotionally recover from this.'😭
March 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Gym stranger: "Hey man you need help? You look like you might hurt yourself"
Me: "No I'm fine. Thanks though."
Inner me: 'I will never emotionally recover from this.'😭
Me: "No I'm fine. Thanks though."
Inner me: 'I will never emotionally recover from this.'😭
Buuut since its FCF I should also post some lazy nudes I took the following month in March of 2024. 😜
March 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Buuut since its FCF I should also post some lazy nudes I took the following month in March of 2024. 😜
Twitter Feb 2024
4 months after I started to make the dedication to actually go to the gym. Not much difference from then to now, but I think I've gotten slightly more definition since then.
4 months after I started to make the dedication to actually go to the gym. Not much difference from then to now, but I think I've gotten slightly more definition since then.
March 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Twitter Feb 2024
4 months after I started to make the dedication to actually go to the gym. Not much difference from then to now, but I think I've gotten slightly more definition since then.
4 months after I started to make the dedication to actually go to the gym. Not much difference from then to now, but I think I've gotten slightly more definition since then.
Oh hey I'm at 1K followers.
Neat :3
Neat :3
March 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Oh hey I'm at 1K followers.
Neat :3
Neat :3
Im usually too frugal that I don't sub to Patreon often. But you know the reason that gets me subbing to an artists Patreon the most? I find their art/comic reposted elsewhere and I feel like I should sub at least once to clear my conscience. 😅
March 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Im usually too frugal that I don't sub to Patreon often. But you know the reason that gets me subbing to an artists Patreon the most? I find their art/comic reposted elsewhere and I feel like I should sub at least once to clear my conscience. 😅
Breaking my rule of not getting political.
Just because I'm attracted to men in suits and the fantasy that's implied, doesn't mean I support the toxic implications of the environments that require them.
That cabinet member calling out Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit was absolutely pathetic. 😠
Just because I'm attracted to men in suits and the fantasy that's implied, doesn't mean I support the toxic implications of the environments that require them.
That cabinet member calling out Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit was absolutely pathetic. 😠
March 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Breaking my rule of not getting political.
Just because I'm attracted to men in suits and the fantasy that's implied, doesn't mean I support the toxic implications of the environments that require them.
That cabinet member calling out Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit was absolutely pathetic. 😠
Just because I'm attracted to men in suits and the fantasy that's implied, doesn't mean I support the toxic implications of the environments that require them.
That cabinet member calling out Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit was absolutely pathetic. 😠
And one more post-nut pic. A friend of mine said they are fond of hairy chests in open shirts, so this is me tormenting them. 😜
February 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
And one more post-nut pic. A friend of mine said they are fond of hairy chests in open shirts, so this is me tormenting them. 😜
Now to break them in with that 4 day load I mentioned previously. 😈
PS: Pro tip, if anyone ever finds themselves getting performance anxiety in front of the camera (casue I do sometimes XD) remember that lube is your best friend.
💦✊
PS: Pro tip, if anyone ever finds themselves getting performance anxiety in front of the camera (casue I do sometimes XD) remember that lube is your best friend.
💦✊
February 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Now to break them in with that 4 day load I mentioned previously. 😈
PS: Pro tip, if anyone ever finds themselves getting performance anxiety in front of the camera (casue I do sometimes XD) remember that lube is your best friend.
💦✊
PS: Pro tip, if anyone ever finds themselves getting performance anxiety in front of the camera (casue I do sometimes XD) remember that lube is your best friend.
💦✊
Got some new dress pants to replace those old crappy dickies I always had. Nothing fancy, just some cheap ones from a warehouse store, but they still look and feel good.
What color do you like the most? Blue, Black or Grey?
(I like the grey)
What color do you like the most? Blue, Black or Grey?
(I like the grey)
February 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Got some new dress pants to replace those old crappy dickies I always had. Nothing fancy, just some cheap ones from a warehouse store, but they still look and feel good.
What color do you like the most? Blue, Black or Grey?
(I like the grey)
What color do you like the most? Blue, Black or Grey?
(I like the grey)
Work has been getting me down lately. Literally. My libido has been shit on workdays that I don't even feel the motive to jerk it when I get home.
But I'm finally off for the week and can relax, and am understandably bricked up as a result. Lets see if I can make use of a 4 day load 🎥😉
But I'm finally off for the week and can relax, and am understandably bricked up as a result. Lets see if I can make use of a 4 day load 🎥😉
February 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Work has been getting me down lately. Literally. My libido has been shit on workdays that I don't even feel the motive to jerk it when I get home.
But I'm finally off for the week and can relax, and am understandably bricked up as a result. Lets see if I can make use of a 4 day load 🎥😉
But I'm finally off for the week and can relax, and am understandably bricked up as a result. Lets see if I can make use of a 4 day load 🎥😉
Different shirt color this time.
I'm still fond of this look. Just a nice blend of relaxed yet formal. Plus its good to have some layers when its snowing outside.
Also, I need new pants. These are too small now if those tension lines around my cock weren't clear enough. 😆
I'm still fond of this look. Just a nice blend of relaxed yet formal. Plus its good to have some layers when its snowing outside.
Also, I need new pants. These are too small now if those tension lines around my cock weren't clear enough. 😆
February 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Different shirt color this time.
I'm still fond of this look. Just a nice blend of relaxed yet formal. Plus its good to have some layers when its snowing outside.
Also, I need new pants. These are too small now if those tension lines around my cock weren't clear enough. 😆
I'm still fond of this look. Just a nice blend of relaxed yet formal. Plus its good to have some layers when its snowing outside.
Also, I need new pants. These are too small now if those tension lines around my cock weren't clear enough. 😆
From Twitter Dec 2022.
Its chilly now like it was then. Though my third arm needs a sleeve of its own to keep warm.
I did have a video of me jerking off with these, but I seem to have regrettably lost the file. Oh well.
Its chilly now like it was then. Though my third arm needs a sleeve of its own to keep warm.
I did have a video of me jerking off with these, but I seem to have regrettably lost the file. Oh well.
February 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
From Twitter Dec 2022.
Its chilly now like it was then. Though my third arm needs a sleeve of its own to keep warm.
I did have a video of me jerking off with these, but I seem to have regrettably lost the file. Oh well.
Its chilly now like it was then. Though my third arm needs a sleeve of its own to keep warm.
I did have a video of me jerking off with these, but I seem to have regrettably lost the file. Oh well.
Decided to take some comparison shots. Nice to see I fill my shirts out much better now. 💪
And that I [barely] joined the "visible pecs" club. 😆
And that I [barely] joined the "visible pecs" club. 😆
January 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Decided to take some comparison shots. Nice to see I fill my shirts out much better now. 💪
And that I [barely] joined the "visible pecs" club. 😆
And that I [barely] joined the "visible pecs" club. 😆
More from the twitter vault. Hmm... Maybe I should call it the bird cage? 😆
Oct 2022
A more casual cock this time. Also full disclosure, I had an unsightly pimple on my chin that the time that I air brushed out. I'll hide imperfections, but I'll at least be candid about it.
Oct 2022
A more casual cock this time. Also full disclosure, I had an unsightly pimple on my chin that the time that I air brushed out. I'll hide imperfections, but I'll at least be candid about it.
January 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
More from the twitter vault. Hmm... Maybe I should call it the bird cage? 😆
Oct 2022
A more casual cock this time. Also full disclosure, I had an unsightly pimple on my chin that the time that I air brushed out. I'll hide imperfections, but I'll at least be candid about it.
Oct 2022
A more casual cock this time. Also full disclosure, I had an unsightly pimple on my chin that the time that I air brushed out. I'll hide imperfections, but I'll at least be candid about it.
Aug 2022
Posted these with a joke about confidently and professionally displaying your... assets. 😜
Posted these with a joke about confidently and professionally displaying your... assets. 😜
January 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Aug 2022
Posted these with a joke about confidently and professionally displaying your... assets. 😜
Posted these with a joke about confidently and professionally displaying your... assets. 😜