collarmehorny
collarme30.bsky.social
collarmehorny
@collarme30.bsky.social
Just another twitter refuge.
Formal fetishist. Art enthusiast. And on the off chance the mood strikes me... Well endowed show off. 😉

NSFW content warning!!!🔞
Plus a few more sans clothing. Well, mostly lol.
January 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Had had taken some reference pictures for someone special. No harm in sharing a few of them here I suppose.
January 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Please support my game Druid of Hungwood so we will have the funds to make it. There's a First 24 Hour deal right now. The link for the demo is there too. www.kickstarter.com/projects/ypr...
January 6, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Its the holidays, which means its sweater season. How I get dressed up and cozy for the holiday. Who needs a fire when this alone is hot enough. 😉

Merry Christmas. 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Figured I'd get both #FCF and #jocktober out of the way before the month was over. 🩲🍆
October 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Got a trip planned heading somewhere chilly soon, so I bought a new sweater to cope with the weather.

Specifically one where I could experiment with outfits like this.
October 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Not dead. Just that the desire to pose for the camera is a very fickle novelty for me. 🤷‍♂️

That aside, heres the last set of pics from twitter, June 23rd 2023, before I started posting here on the regular. Pardon the wrinkles, I got back from a trip and had just unpacked. 😅
August 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
LOL, I don't know why but this one is suddenly getting a lot of attention. 😅
And one more post-nut pic. A friend of mine said they are fond of hairy chests in open shirts, so this is me tormenting them. 😜
August 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Something a little different this time.

My new work area at my job is under construction and requires me to wear a safety helmet and vest. So here's me pretending to be a sexy construction foreman. 👷‍♂️
June 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Deleted that post. Not because I regret it, but because I made this profile to be at least one place where I or visitors don't have to be constantly reminded about what we have to put up with here in the US.
June 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Twitter May 2023

More old pics for #FCF

Some of my better shots of my boner personally
May 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I had sent some pre and post shower pics to a friend not long ago from the gym. He suggested I take some "in" the shower.

So then-
April 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Work has been sucking me dry lately. And not in the good way. So for FCF you all will just have to settle for some lazy limp lewds.

Though I doubt that's an issue.😏
April 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Huh. Someone popular must have reposted my stuff because my notifications are suddenly lighting up with followers and likes today. 😲

I should really get something new on here this weekend.
April 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Gym stranger: "Hey man you need help? You look like you might hurt yourself"

Me: "No I'm fine. Thanks though."

Inner me: 'I will never emotionally recover from this.'😭
March 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Buuut since its FCF I should also post some lazy nudes I took the following month in March of 2024. 😜
March 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Twitter Feb 2024

4 months after I started to make the dedication to actually go to the gym. Not much difference from then to now, but I think I've gotten slightly more definition since then.
March 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Oh hey I'm at 1K followers.

Neat :3
March 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Im usually too frugal that I don't sub to Patreon often. But you know the reason that gets me subbing to an artists Patreon the most? I find their art/comic reposted elsewhere and I feel like I should sub at least once to clear my conscience. 😅
March 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Breaking my rule of not getting political.

Just because I'm attracted to men in suits and the fantasy that's implied, doesn't mean I support the toxic implications of the environments that require them.

That cabinet member calling out Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit was absolutely pathetic. 😠
March 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
And one more post-nut pic. A friend of mine said they are fond of hairy chests in open shirts, so this is me tormenting them. 😜
February 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Now to break them in with that 4 day load I mentioned previously. 😈

PS: Pro tip, if anyone ever finds themselves getting performance anxiety in front of the camera (casue I do sometimes XD) remember that lube is your best friend.
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February 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Got some new dress pants to replace those old crappy dickies I always had. Nothing fancy, just some cheap ones from a warehouse store, but they still look and feel good.

What color do you like the most? Blue, Black or Grey?
(I like the grey)
February 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Work has been getting me down lately. Literally. My libido has been shit on workdays that I don't even feel the motive to jerk it when I get home.

But I'm finally off for the week and can relax, and am understandably bricked up as a result. Lets see if I can make use of a 4 day load 🎥😉
February 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM