Colin Ware
@colinwarewrites.bsky.social
Short Fiction and Comedy. Also Bicycles. Always Bicycles.
Reposted by Colin Ware
"As soon as Teen Wolf gets two guys on him, he tends to find the open man. He’s a heads-up ballplayer with great court sense, so if you’re going to bring a trapping zone against Teen Wolf, make sure you have solid weak-side rotation and your defenders are communicating."
Covering Teen Wolf: One Coach’s Guide
Used to be, the key to beating Teen Wolf’s Beavers was just to play them on any night there wasn’t a full moon. We were unlucky one season in that ...
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October 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"As soon as Teen Wolf gets two guys on him, he tends to find the open man. He’s a heads-up ballplayer with great court sense, so if you’re going to bring a trapping zone against Teen Wolf, make sure you have solid weak-side rotation and your defenders are communicating."
Really excited to have a piece included alongside so many amazing shorties in Bull #12! Thanks @mrbullbull.bsky.social
March 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Really excited to have a piece included alongside so many amazing shorties in Bull #12! Thanks @mrbullbull.bsky.social
Reposted by Colin Ware
Just gonna put this right here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0F1YY8FS...
March 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Just gonna put this right here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0F1YY8FS...
My fake nonfiction (and first published piece!) at @defenestrationmag.bsky.social earlier this year
www.defenestrationmag.net/2024/08/prof...
www.defenestrationmag.net/2024/08/prof...
"Professor Pumpernickel’s Directory for Decoding Your Emotionally Repressed Forefathers," by Colin Ware
I, Professor Pumpernickel, Chief Socialsciencology Researcher at the American University of America, Guam, have spent the past year alongside my faithful unpaid grad assistants scouring these United S...
www.defenestrationmag.net
December 1, 2024 at 2:03 PM
My fake nonfiction (and first published piece!) at @defenestrationmag.bsky.social earlier this year
www.defenestrationmag.net/2024/08/prof...
www.defenestrationmag.net/2024/08/prof...
Really excited to have three flash stories out today at @mrbullbull.bsky.social ! Wrote these prior to the election and feel like the satire hits differently now
"i am an aircraft-grade titanium eagle screeching the pledge of allegiance as i hurtle towards target at a mile per second (fuck the metric system)" - @colinwarewrites.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
December 1, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Really excited to have three flash stories out today at @mrbullbull.bsky.social ! Wrote these prior to the election and feel like the satire hits differently now