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Coleslaw-core
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Dumb af
Like, really dumb.
Some sort of cryptid.
Will occasionaly share pics of RC cars
Is actually nobody of interest.
Is a sentient pile of slaw who lives in a power ranger helmet.

Here to make stupid memes, shitpost, etc.


Conservatives can get bent.
Pinned
I'd eat ass if it came with a side of coleslaw.
Congratulations, all of your ice cubes are now coleslaw cubes.

Thank me later.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Guinea pig squeaks are the best squeaks.
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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They really are neat.
May 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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let me in your house, i am hungry,
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I'd eat ass if it came with a side of coleslaw.
September 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Why do country singers always sound off key to me?
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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babe hurry and wake up we are playing toys
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The thing that bothers me most about my own bisexuality, is that I'm very picky about men. I find most of them unattractive and boring compared to women. But, if they have a great penis, I'll do anything to have it in my mouth.
I think I'm only gay for penises... Or if they're a really cute twink
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Brb talking about RC cars again.
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Replacing your shaving cream with coleslaw.

Thank me later.
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I am currently horizontal.
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It's time for a subs refresher.
Things I like

-Star Trek
-RC trailing/crawling
-video games
-my cat.
-coleslaw
-milfs
-stoner metal
-Giant robots
-godzilla
-girls with short hair.
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Replacing your fridge water dispenser with coleslaw.

Thank me later.
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My cat is a lap addict, and he also likes to sleep behind our knees at night.

All I can wonder, is why is he ok with mostly breathing farts?
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Cumming into a steam geyser to make Slaw-min babies with the earth.

Primordial uterus.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Nothing to see here.
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
*phone alarm beeps* ope, time to call my cat, at home.
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Whose hotter, me or this brick?
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Democracy within capitalism is the illusion of choice.

For aren't all poo poo times pee pee times?
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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*is a bloody pulp in an ambulance*
June 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I can't express enough how lame the mechs from Avatar look. Yeah, put me in a smart car with legs, and make the arms work like Xbox Kinect. It doesn't have much armor, and where the fuck is the power plant? Just stupid design all around.
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Whose hotter, me or this brick?
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM