Coldhammer
@coldhammer.bsky.social
He/him. Call me Coldhammer or Ajax. Far left, workers rights, weight lifting, and doom metal. Formerly @liftinglefty on Twitter.
All of my holiday gifted t-shirts are too tight in my lats.
January 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
All of my holiday gifted t-shirts are too tight in my lats.
New year, new “I’m going to figure out what’s wrong with my knee so I can deadlift more”.
January 1, 2026 at 3:46 AM
New year, new “I’m going to figure out what’s wrong with my knee so I can deadlift more”.
It would cost $700+ a year to have my kids take the bus to school. Fix that and I’ll be happy to stop doing drop off and pick up.
December 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It would cost $700+ a year to have my kids take the bus to school. Fix that and I’ll be happy to stop doing drop off and pick up.
I would simply not leave my child home, alone.
December 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I would simply not leave my child home, alone.
Reposted by Coldhammer
I got to talk to Creative Assembly about the 25-year journey of Total War and what's next:
www.pcgamer.com/games/strate...
www.pcgamer.com/games/strate...
The 25-year history of Total War, from an experimental side project made between PS1 sports games to Medieval 3: 'Now more than ever, we are focusing our technology on the future of Total War'
Getting stuck into the past with some Total War veterans.
www.pcgamer.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I got to talk to Creative Assembly about the 25-year journey of Total War and what's next:
www.pcgamer.com/games/strate...
www.pcgamer.com/games/strate...
Worst part of not having a home gym is no hot chocolate between sets.
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Worst part of not having a home gym is no hot chocolate between sets.
Tucking in my shirt so my belly doesn’t show at the gym. I’m learning modesty.
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Tucking in my shirt so my belly doesn’t show at the gym. I’m learning modesty.
Fuck how did my sleep paralysis demon get on air.
A radio station here in Minneapolis is stuck -
cities971.iheart.com
cities971.iheart.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Fuck how did my sleep paralysis demon get on air.
Crazy that there’s a Monday dedicated to internet sex.
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Crazy that there’s a Monday dedicated to internet sex.
The pre-lift pie to fantastic pump pipeline is real.
Have you seen pumpkins? They look JACKED. Of course pies are gonna give you a nice pump
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The pre-lift pie to fantastic pump pipeline is real.
Finally watching the Big Parade the way it was meant to be watched: in throuple box.
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Finally watching the Big Parade the way it was meant to be watched: in throuple box.
My five year old said @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social had the best Mickey and Goofy voices. He then proceeded to try to do his own Mickey voice and say “they expect one of us on the wreckage”. He has never seen Dark Knight Rises.
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My five year old said @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social had the best Mickey and Goofy voices. He then proceeded to try to do his own Mickey voice and say “they expect one of us on the wreckage”. He has never seen Dark Knight Rises.
Wait the anime cat girl wrist curl song is fucking Swedish
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Wait the anime cat girl wrist curl song is fucking Swedish
My favorite part of roofer sales reps is with all the steroids they seem mandated to do (to sell roofs), they never think to hit legs.
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My favorite part of roofer sales reps is with all the steroids they seem mandated to do (to sell roofs), they never think to hit legs.
Telling myself I don’t need more coffee, I need to drink more water instead.
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Telling myself I don’t need more coffee, I need to drink more water instead.
I think this is the entire premise of “The Town”.
Just walked in on my Dunkies girl calling someone else “my love.” What the hell man.
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I think this is the entire premise of “The Town”.
I am going to have the strongest “I don’t care” shrug at the holidays this year.
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I am going to have the strongest “I don’t care” shrug at the holidays this year.
Help! I’ve Been Isekai’d But Rather Than A Harem, I’m Solving Cases With The Great Belgian Detective Hercule Poirot.
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Help! I’ve Been Isekai’d But Rather Than A Harem, I’m Solving Cases With The Great Belgian Detective Hercule Poirot.
Me: Huh why does my brain feel so scratchy when I’m taking my meds?
My water cup sitting, untouched, forgotten: fuck you man.
My water cup sitting, untouched, forgotten: fuck you man.
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Me: Huh why does my brain feel so scratchy when I’m taking my meds?
My water cup sitting, untouched, forgotten: fuck you man.
My water cup sitting, untouched, forgotten: fuck you man.
Downstream this, downstream that, why don’t you go down da stream and get you some fishes.
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Downstream this, downstream that, why don’t you go down da stream and get you some fishes.
Born to be large, lovable, simple oaf. Forced by society to understand how computer works. It’s not fair.
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Born to be large, lovable, simple oaf. Forced by society to understand how computer works. It’s not fair.
Squat rack don’t run on Cloudflare.
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Squat rack don’t run on Cloudflare.
THE RADICAL LEFT IS ATTACKING OUR BLOOD SUGAR.
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
THE RADICAL LEFT IS ATTACKING OUR BLOOD SUGAR.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social roll green wave.
October 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social roll green wave.
Never was into Nazi stuff as a teenager. But I did have a lot of JNCO and Tripp pants.
October 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Never was into Nazi stuff as a teenager. But I did have a lot of JNCO and Tripp pants.