Coldhammer
@coldhammer.bsky.social
He/him. Call me Coldhammer or Ajax. Far left, workers rights, weight lifting, and doom metal. Formerly @liftinglefty on Twitter.
I’d laugh so hard.
January 6, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I’d laugh so hard.
Season ending with more questions than answers, a proud Viking tradition.
January 4, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Season ending with more questions than answers, a proud Viking tradition.
Just say “pinch my armpits” like a normal person you nerd.
January 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Just say “pinch my armpits” like a normal person you nerd.
Aaron going to finally be a good quarterback when Adam requests to be cut to play for a contender.
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Aaron going to finally be a good quarterback when Adam requests to be cut to play for a contender.
You can’t even get lost and get on the wrong airplane anymore. Because of 9/11.
December 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
You can’t even get lost and get on the wrong airplane anymore. Because of 9/11.
Mr. Green ruled. Higher caffeinated Dr Pepper? Sign me up.
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Mr. Green ruled. Higher caffeinated Dr Pepper? Sign me up.
To be fair I’ve seen people do stranger things between sets in the gym.
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
To be fair I’ve seen people do stranger things between sets in the gym.
During my son’s bath he went “wait, thunder only happens when it rains?!” We all learned something tonight.
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
During my son’s bath he went “wait, thunder only happens when it rains?!” We all learned something tonight.
That’s weird your Spotify didn’t drop any balls in practice.
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
That’s weird your Spotify didn’t drop any balls in practice.
Mfers should try a deodorant ad.
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Mfers should try a deodorant ad.
The only fan of them I’ve ever met decided to move to Louisiana on a whim. Not even fun Louisiana. She also had fake dreads put in after she did? That is about all I need to know.
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The only fan of them I’ve ever met decided to move to Louisiana on a whim. Not even fun Louisiana. She also had fake dreads put in after she did? That is about all I need to know.