𝓔𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂 𝓨𝓸𝓽𝓮 Cola Coyote ➡️MFF
@colaflavoredcoyote.bsky.social
20 | male homosexual | decent weight lifter | 18+
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
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#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/31700845817_859f9845c5_c.jpg
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/31700845817_859f9845c5_c.jpg
Jokes on cloud flare going down im pretty sure my web server shut off like 4 weeks ago
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Jokes on cloud flare going down im pretty sure my web server shut off like 4 weeks ago
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"We'd only go down if all of Cloudflare went down"
I said when deciding to move furryweekend.com to Cloudflare Workers.
I said when deciding to move furryweekend.com to Cloudflare Workers.
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
"We'd only go down if all of Cloudflare went down"
I said when deciding to move furryweekend.com to Cloudflare Workers.
I said when deciding to move furryweekend.com to Cloudflare Workers.
How do I get the "rude" marker on my account thats generally hilarious
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
How do I get the "rude" marker on my account thats generally hilarious
There should be a furry company that makes fursuit-friendly clothes, like collared shirts that can button up while still having enough room to tuck the neckfluff in for a more realistic effect
October 31, 2025 at 6:54 AM
There should be a furry company that makes fursuit-friendly clothes, like collared shirts that can button up while still having enough room to tuck the neckfluff in for a more realistic effect
-there's one for everyone
-for everyone there's only one
You're not looking for a soulmate, you're just bijectual
-for everyone there's only one
You're not looking for a soulmate, you're just bijectual
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
-there's one for everyone
-for everyone there's only one
You're not looking for a soulmate, you're just bijectual
-for everyone there's only one
You're not looking for a soulmate, you're just bijectual
Can the lady who keeps giving my phone number to creepy dudes at the club please pick a different number
October 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Can the lady who keeps giving my phone number to creepy dudes at the club please pick a different number
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Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...
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October 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
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National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives
National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives
FORT WORTH, TX—Catching his breath and wiping the sweat from his brow after he realized it was all just a bad dream, Texas National Guard member Jason Ringgold reportedly woke up screaming at 3 a.m. T...
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October 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives
toggledownfall
October 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
toggledownfall
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Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now
Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now
WATERBURY, VT—Admitting that the bar used to be much, much lower, local 38-year-old Jeremy Griffiths confirmed Tuesday that his childhood best friend Ben Martin would never make the cut now. “If we di...
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October 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now
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Pete Hegseth Walks Fully Nude Around Newly Press-Free Pentagon https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-walks-fully-nude-around-newly-press-free-pentagon/
October 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Pete Hegseth Walks Fully Nude Around Newly Press-Free Pentagon https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-walks-fully-nude-around-newly-press-free-pentagon/
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Yankee Candle Clarifies That Product Only Intended To Be Dripped On Balls https://theonion.com/yankee-candle-clarifies-that-product-only-intended-to-b-1829843861/
October 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Yankee Candle Clarifies That Product Only Intended To Be Dripped On Balls https://theonion.com/yankee-candle-clarifies-that-product-only-intended-to-b-1829843861/
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#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/8512304562_943328ff05_c.jpg
October 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold
October 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold
Cafes should not overlook their music. Too many excellent vibes brought down just a centimeter by the nondescript coworker playlist
October 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Cafes should not overlook their music. Too many excellent vibes brought down just a centimeter by the nondescript coworker playlist
Whats more eltist a linux guy suggesting a plug and play distro designed to be convenient for windows users or Microsoft's suggestion "throw out your computer"
October 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Whats more eltist a linux guy suggesting a plug and play distro designed to be convenient for windows users or Microsoft's suggestion "throw out your computer"
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Donald Trump says his TIME Magazine cover may be the “worst picture of all time”:
“They "disappeared" my hair, and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one. Really weird!”
“They "disappeared" my hair, and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one. Really weird!”
October 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Donald Trump says his TIME Magazine cover may be the “worst picture of all time”:
“They "disappeared" my hair, and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one. Really weird!”
“They "disappeared" my hair, and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one. Really weird!”
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Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now https://theonion.com/childhood-best-friend-would-never-make-the-cut-now/
October 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now https://theonion.com/childhood-best-friend-would-never-make-the-cut-now/
Pagan icon right here
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Pagan icon right here
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Went for a walk on my way home from work. I love this time of the year
October 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Went for a walk on my way home from work. I love this time of the year
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#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/scooter843.jpg
October 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I feel like some folks would be happier in furry if people realized that this community is a loose federation of many, many smaller collectives and if you are at odds with everybody around you the solution is not to make broad proclamations about "the fandom" but to actually find your people
September 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I feel like some folks would be happier in furry if people realized that this community is a loose federation of many, many smaller collectives and if you are at odds with everybody around you the solution is not to make broad proclamations about "the fandom" but to actually find your people