Dodges 🇩🇰
@dodges.bsky.social
Hyperactive husky with an attention span like a pinecone
Likes: Drawing, photography, cooking, coffee, 80/90s
Dislikes: Wearing pants, obnoxious people, stupid questions, the 21st century
🔨Fixing for a wonderful fops💍🦊
Borks in ENG/DA/DE
No RP please
Likes: Drawing, photography, cooking, coffee, 80/90s
Dislikes: Wearing pants, obnoxious people, stupid questions, the 21st century
🔨Fixing for a wonderful fops💍🦊
Borks in ENG/DA/DE
No RP please
Made chicken with coconut milk, cauliflower, zucchini and my own spice blend and saffron rice
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Made chicken with coconut milk, cauliflower, zucchini and my own spice blend and saffron rice
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Trying to get ready to do a livestream with my ADHD brain.
I'm going to livestream.
Hmm this nail is annoying me.
Clips nails.
Bathroom trash is kinda full.
Gonna take out bathroom trash but cat box is dirty.
Clean the catbox.
Notices dishwasher is done.
Reminds me clothes are done in the wash.
I'm going to livestream.
Hmm this nail is annoying me.
Clips nails.
Bathroom trash is kinda full.
Gonna take out bathroom trash but cat box is dirty.
Clean the catbox.
Notices dishwasher is done.
Reminds me clothes are done in the wash.
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Trying to get ready to do a livestream with my ADHD brain.
I'm going to livestream.
Hmm this nail is annoying me.
Clips nails.
Bathroom trash is kinda full.
Gonna take out bathroom trash but cat box is dirty.
Clean the catbox.
Notices dishwasher is done.
Reminds me clothes are done in the wash.
I'm going to livestream.
Hmm this nail is annoying me.
Clips nails.
Bathroom trash is kinda full.
Gonna take out bathroom trash but cat box is dirty.
Clean the catbox.
Notices dishwasher is done.
Reminds me clothes are done in the wash.
I have never experienced so much dread and agony since we moved to Windows 11 at work. I have worked with a lot of OS’s since the 90s and they all have their quirks sure! But 11 is a on another level. They no longer focus on user experience. They only focus on selling your data and your soul
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I have never experienced so much dread and agony since we moved to Windows 11 at work. I have worked with a lot of OS’s since the 90s and they all have their quirks sure! But 11 is a on another level. They no longer focus on user experience. They only focus on selling your data and your soul
Our government has declared a fine of 534EUR for not driving with certified winter tires doing cold session (no date defined) So ppl are frantically booking tire centers and buying winter tires. *eats popcorn* 🍿
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Our government has declared a fine of 534EUR for not driving with certified winter tires doing cold session (no date defined) So ppl are frantically booking tire centers and buying winter tires. *eats popcorn* 🍿
My wheels had corroded in place while changing to winter tires, So had to get a block and a hammer to loosen them from the wheelbase. Afterwards I couldn’t get the last wheel off because the locknut was busted (Skoda uses those stupid things) Luckily I managed to get it off with a bit of violence :)
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My wheels had corroded in place while changing to winter tires, So had to get a block and a hammer to loosen them from the wheelbase. Afterwards I couldn’t get the last wheel off because the locknut was busted (Skoda uses those stupid things) Luckily I managed to get it off with a bit of violence :)
Not liking cheese that much is a problem when I visit family in south Germany (they really love cheese over there)
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Not liking cheese that much is a problem when I visit family in south Germany (they really love cheese over there)
A random number just tried to video call me through facetime and I didn't answer it because I don't use facetime in general (especially not with strangers 🙃🫠) Cellphones on their own are scary, but add a camera on top of that eww x-x
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A random number just tried to video call me through facetime and I didn't answer it because I don't use facetime in general (especially not with strangers 🙃🫠) Cellphones on their own are scary, but add a camera on top of that eww x-x
I think I just found my soulmate
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I think I just found my soulmate
Made onion bhaji with avocado raita
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Made onion bhaji with avocado raita
Being in a relationship with me can be annoying
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Being in a relationship with me can be annoying
I accidentally ate a lemon because I thought it was an orange...
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I accidentally ate a lemon because I thought it was an orange...
Being s homeowner means at least 10 new cuts and bruises a week
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Being s homeowner means at least 10 new cuts and bruises a week
This was the whole reason. I really hope birbs soon ❤️
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This was the whole reason. I really hope birbs soon ❤️
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I don't think I ever uploaded this old drawing of 90s Wil E Coyote here.
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I don't think I ever uploaded this old drawing of 90s Wil E Coyote here.
Dumbbell burpees is my new LEAST favorite thing in the world
November 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Dumbbell burpees is my new LEAST favorite thing in the world
Driving in this country is interesting. There is right of way, but people just have their own take on that rule. So you constantly have to be on guard if people actually yield. Also people don’t check their mirror when overtaking or merge 🙃🫠
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Driving in this country is interesting. There is right of way, but people just have their own take on that rule. So you constantly have to be on guard if people actually yield. Also people don’t check their mirror when overtaking or merge 🙃🫠
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October 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Over the years of working in a callcenter, I have developed a phobia of phones. I always get a mild panic attack when my private phone rings, even when it’s someone I know. Which is why I strong prefer texting or a short text in advance about what they want before they call me x_x
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Over the years of working in a callcenter, I have developed a phobia of phones. I always get a mild panic attack when my private phone rings, even when it’s someone I know. Which is why I strong prefer texting or a short text in advance about what they want before they call me x_x
Hi Silent Hill, long time no see o.o
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Hi Silent Hill, long time no see o.o