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dodges.bsky.social
Dodges 🇩🇰
@dodges.bsky.social
Hyperactive husky with an attention span like a pinecone

Likes: Drawing, photography, cooking, coffee, 80/90s

Dislikes: Wearing pants, obnoxious people, stupid questions, the 21st century

🔨Fixing for a wonderful fops💍🦊

Borks in ENG/DA/DE

No RP please
Trevor van Meter's "Fly guy" is almost 24 years old now, I still have fond memories of it, it reminds me of a different time where people made unique content and the internet was more free. It also sparked my curiosity in making flash animations/ and games (way before Adobe slaughtered it)
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with

2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Sometimes I miss the 1990s… Especially with this dopamine infused technocrat dystopia we’re living in now…
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
While at a meeting at work, we had the one room with a Logitech PTZ camera that decided to make various split view of us while we talked (one was online from home) And the camera kept making a close up shot of me which made me uncomfortable xD you could literally count the pores in my skin x_x
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
This Villager can't like everyone in his personal space while sleeping- but then again I only gave them 1 bed
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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How your email finds me
October 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
My life is a living comedy. I spend 70% of my time searching for objects I misplaced or are right in front of my face. Today I spend 10 minutes searching for my glasses while wearing them and then my car keys, which was in our fridge
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
No I don’t wanna chat with your fucking AI-assistant, give me a fucking number..
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I kind of want to try meditation, but ADHD kind of make it hard to sit still long enough x_x
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 AM
My grocery store just got malt flour, so tried baking with it. Might have used a bit too much
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Made chicken with coconut milk, cauliflower, zucchini and my own spice blend and saffron rice
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Trying to get ready to do a livestream with my ADHD brain.
I'm going to livestream.
Hmm this nail is annoying me.
Clips nails.
Bathroom trash is kinda full.
Gonna take out bathroom trash but cat box is dirty.
Clean the catbox.
Notices dishwasher is done.
Reminds me clothes are done in the wash.
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Our government has declared a fine of 534EUR for not driving with certified winter tires doing cold session (no date defined) So ppl are frantically booking tire centers and buying winter tires. *eats popcorn* 🍿
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
My wheels had corroded in place while changing to winter tires, So had to get a block and a hammer to loosen them from the wheelbase. Afterwards I couldn’t get the last wheel off because the locknut was busted (Skoda uses those stupid things) Luckily I managed to get it off with a bit of violence :)
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Not liking cheese that much is a problem when I visit family in south Germany (they really love cheese over there)
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
*muted bark*
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A random number just tried to video call me through facetime and I didn't answer it because I don't use facetime in general (especially not with strangers 🙃🫠) Cellphones on their own are scary, but add a camera on top of that eww x-x
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
SUS
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I think I just found my soulmate
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Made onion bhaji with avocado raita
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Being in a relationship with me can be annoying
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I accidentally ate a lemon because I thought it was an orange...
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Being s homeowner means at least 10 new cuts and bruises a week
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM