julius caesarhands
@cog.bsky.social
Looking up from my phone while on the train and seeing everyone else looking down at their phones.
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Looking up from my phone while on the train and seeing everyone else looking down at their phones.
When you are very eepy, but it is very bright.
August 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
When you are very eepy, but it is very bright.
AI company execs rn i.imgur.com/1EwQsyX.jpeg
August 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
AI company execs rn i.imgur.com/1EwQsyX.jpeg
Here she is kneading her Mario Kart blue shell pillow
July 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Here she is kneading her Mario Kart blue shell pillow
"They gave me his photo, threw me in a pizza oven, called it a 'pod' and told me to 'wing it' and that it would be cool and that it would work and clearly it didn't."
July 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
"They gave me his photo, threw me in a pizza oven, called it a 'pod' and told me to 'wing it' and that it would be cool and that it would work and clearly it didn't."
The website for Space Jam is still online but Microsoft expects me to believe they have to remove troubleshooting answers from their site? This is so obviously another attempt to force people to go to Copilot for answers.
July 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The website for Space Jam is still online but Microsoft expects me to believe they have to remove troubleshooting answers from their site? This is so obviously another attempt to force people to go to Copilot for answers.
She's mad because I didn't let her eat a clump of her own fur that got stuck to the carpet.
July 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
She's mad because I didn't let her eat a clump of her own fur that got stuck to the carpet.
He seems to think it's an act of defiance to not shop at a city run grocery store? Does he know it's not going to be mandatory?
June 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
He seems to think it's an act of defiance to not shop at a city run grocery store? Does he know it's not going to be mandatory?
Come on man, it hasn't even been 8 months.
June 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Come on man, it hasn't even been 8 months.
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June 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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This dude's bio hits all the notes of a neoliberal parody. San Fransisco, corporate marketing dept buzzwords, economics dork, bullshit degree holder, vague politics that indicate no actual beliefs, generic looking white guy pfp. If I were inventing a fake person as a joke I couldn't do this well.
June 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This dude's bio hits all the notes of a neoliberal parody. San Fransisco, corporate marketing dept buzzwords, economics dork, bullshit degree holder, vague politics that indicate no actual beliefs, generic looking white guy pfp. If I were inventing a fake person as a joke I couldn't do this well.
We can add crossword puzzles to the list of absolutely everything they're shoehorning AI into. Guess I'm skipping it today.
June 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
We can add crossword puzzles to the list of absolutely everything they're shoehorning AI into. Guess I'm skipping it today.
Got blocked within 5 seconds for this. I don't think I was even being rude, it's a pretty clearly defined and well understood term. Didn't even get an argument, it's just "no facts allowed that I don't like!" with these guys.
June 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Got blocked within 5 seconds for this. I don't think I was even being rude, it's a pretty clearly defined and well understood term. Didn't even get an argument, it's just "no facts allowed that I don't like!" with these guys.
This is the only Big Beautiful Bill I recognize
June 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This is the only Big Beautiful Bill I recognize
Going to the grocery store
February 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Going to the grocery store
The only reason this asshole had friends was because two other dudes happened to have the same name.
February 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The only reason this asshole had friends was because two other dudes happened to have the same name.
Absolutely hideous. 20 years, no parole.
January 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Absolutely hideous. 20 years, no parole.
This comic misses the mark. The problem isn't that nobody has any money, the problem is the distribution of the money. A larger share of the money is increasingly held by a smaller share of the population.
January 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This comic misses the mark. The problem isn't that nobody has any money, the problem is the distribution of the money. A larger share of the money is increasingly held by a smaller share of the population.
Me intentionally feeding AIs garbage information.
January 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Me intentionally feeding AIs garbage information.
