Church of Dave
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I'm not a preacher but I cuss a lot
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A sentient baseball mitt with opinions is presently giving Americans medical advice that runs wholly contrary to all broadly agreed upon scientific research and medical advice.
September 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
A sentient baseball mitt with opinions is presently giving Americans medical advice that runs wholly contrary to all broadly agreed upon scientific research and medical advice.
I call dibs on WOKE MARXIST POPE as the name of my new shitty jaw harp EDM garage band.
May 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I call dibs on WOKE MARXIST POPE as the name of my new shitty jaw harp EDM garage band.
NEVER FORGET: If anyone ever replies "TDS" to one of your comments, they are a child predator trying to identify themselves to other child predators.
March 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
NEVER FORGET: If anyone ever replies "TDS" to one of your comments, they are a child predator trying to identify themselves to other child predators.
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The overwhelming majority of the LGBT community voted for the person who stood between them keeping or losing all their civil rights. I will continue to stand 10 toes down on dragging the small minority of you self righteous pricks who made a choice to ignore the facts & put the rest of us at risk.
March 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The overwhelming majority of the LGBT community voted for the person who stood between them keeping or losing all their civil rights. I will continue to stand 10 toes down on dragging the small minority of you self righteous pricks who made a choice to ignore the facts & put the rest of us at risk.
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The Carlin 🙌🏽
March 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The Carlin 🙌🏽
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<inner sam kinison...rising>
March 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
<inner sam kinison...rising>
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The digital screams of connecting through dial-up were a warning
March 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The digital screams of connecting through dial-up were a warning
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The problem with people like Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Elon Musk, is they lack the self-awareness and familiarity with decency to be ashamed after shockingly inappropriate or rude behavior.
March 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The problem with people like Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Elon Musk, is they lack the self-awareness and familiarity with decency to be ashamed after shockingly inappropriate or rude behavior.
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The way those two degenerates treated Zelensky is a fucking disgrace. I have never been more ashamed to be American in my entire life.
Please be aware that our own president has just publicly sided with Putin, and our democracy is in grave danger.
I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Please be aware that our own president has just publicly sided with Putin, and our democracy is in grave danger.
I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
March 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The way those two degenerates treated Zelensky is a fucking disgrace. I have never been more ashamed to be American in my entire life.
Please be aware that our own president has just publicly sided with Putin, and our democracy is in grave danger.
I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Please be aware that our own president has just publicly sided with Putin, and our democracy is in grave danger.
I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
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Out nation is compromised beyond our wildest imagination.
March 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Out nation is compromised beyond our wildest imagination.
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I’ve never been more embarrassed, humiliated or frightened to be an American as I am after today.
Not sure how or if we will ever recover.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Not sure how or if we will ever recover.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
March 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’ve never been more embarrassed, humiliated or frightened to be an American as I am after today.
Not sure how or if we will ever recover.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Not sure how or if we will ever recover.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
A summary of America today.
"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English" - Homer Simpson
"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English" - Homer Simpson
February 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A summary of America today.
"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English" - Homer Simpson
"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English" - Homer Simpson
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It's not the lack of intelligence that bothers me with humans because no one is born with infinite knowledge and wisdom. We all start somewhere in our education.
What bothers me is how gleefully ignorant too many of y'all are. Y'all are loud and proud to be imbeciles.
What bothers me is how gleefully ignorant too many of y'all are. Y'all are loud and proud to be imbeciles.
February 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It's not the lack of intelligence that bothers me with humans because no one is born with infinite knowledge and wisdom. We all start somewhere in our education.
What bothers me is how gleefully ignorant too many of y'all are. Y'all are loud and proud to be imbeciles.
What bothers me is how gleefully ignorant too many of y'all are. Y'all are loud and proud to be imbeciles.
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January 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
OK guys, it's up! This is the Pre Order for my latest book! This is a story that had to be told. I really need this to fly so I can make our Government feel like the a-holes they have been to me! I would be honored if many of my friends would repost this. olympiapublishers.com/book/screami... Linda🥳
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ICE has ~400 field offices and Trump wants each office to detain 75 people PER DAY. Field office managers will be cited if quotas are missed.
That's 30k people. Every day.
The camps are coming.
That's 30k people. Every day.
The camps are coming.
January 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
ICE has ~400 field offices and Trump wants each office to detain 75 people PER DAY. Field office managers will be cited if quotas are missed.
That's 30k people. Every day.
The camps are coming.
That's 30k people. Every day.
The camps are coming.
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How sad it must be believing that doctors, scientists, scholars, historians, economists & journalists are all lying to you, but a criminal conman, business cheat, reality TV game show host with a lifelong history of blatant, unapologetic, nonstop lying, is telling you the truth.
January 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
How sad it must be believing that doctors, scientists, scholars, historians, economists & journalists are all lying to you, but a criminal conman, business cheat, reality TV game show host with a lifelong history of blatant, unapologetic, nonstop lying, is telling you the truth.
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This post is for every single "Biden is funding a genocide," moron that either didn't vote or voted for Dump out of spite. FOTUS removed the weapons restriction to Isreal that were put in place by...wait for it, BIDEN. A hearty 🖕 to anyone who thought the situation would be ANY better with the felon
January 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This post is for every single "Biden is funding a genocide," moron that either didn't vote or voted for Dump out of spite. FOTUS removed the weapons restriction to Isreal that were put in place by...wait for it, BIDEN. A hearty 🖕 to anyone who thought the situation would be ANY better with the felon
January 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Damn, I didn't have Snoop Dogg turning into Uncle Rukus on my 2025 bingo card.
January 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Damn, I didn't have Snoop Dogg turning into Uncle Rukus on my 2025 bingo card.
These gender reveals are getting out of hand.
January 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
These gender reveals are getting out of hand.
You’ll be visited by three spirits
December 24, 2024 at 3:31 PM
You’ll be visited by three spirits
The Dollar General Half Time Show was amazing.
December 7, 2024 at 7:01 PM
The Dollar General Half Time Show was amazing.
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The fight will be long.
The fight will be exhausting.
The fight may drag on.
If you need a break, take one.
Others will step up and fight in your place, but don't give up, don't surrender, and don't comply in advance. Hate doesn't get to win. Not on our watch. ✊️
The fight will be exhausting.
The fight may drag on.
If you need a break, take one.
Others will step up and fight in your place, but don't give up, don't surrender, and don't comply in advance. Hate doesn't get to win. Not on our watch. ✊️
December 2, 2024 at 6:46 PM
The fight will be long.
The fight will be exhausting.
The fight may drag on.
If you need a break, take one.
Others will step up and fight in your place, but don't give up, don't surrender, and don't comply in advance. Hate doesn't get to win. Not on our watch. ✊️
The fight will be exhausting.
The fight may drag on.
If you need a break, take one.
Others will step up and fight in your place, but don't give up, don't surrender, and don't comply in advance. Hate doesn't get to win. Not on our watch. ✊️