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Aqua Tofana
@thepettymessiah.bsky.social
I sell "specialty" makeup.
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With all the reposts, mentions and new followers let me be clear:

I'm not arguing with black folks Harriet Tubman would have shot

I'm not arguing with white folks John Brown would have shot.

Do with that information what you will.
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Y'all still wanna tell me this isn't the modern gestapo?
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
#Bars

As a person of color- especially as a leader- you cannot have the admiration and respect of white leaders or even the general white populace if you are doing what is the best interest of non white people.

Whiteness by design demands sacrifice, veneration and priority above all else.
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The grocery store chains will also hike up prices because the demand is high but the supply is low and these corporations have already shown us they do not care about our well-being over their greed.

Food shortages will be the new norm. Folks going to be fighting like MMA over milk and eggs.
Because SNAP stimulates the economy and helps the grocery stores make money which helps the farmers make money and the farmers are already struggling.

If the farmers get less orders because the grocery store is seeing less sales then the farmers will scale back on production.
October 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Because SNAP stimulates the economy and helps the grocery stores make money which helps the farmers make money and the farmers are already struggling.

If the farmers get less orders because the grocery store is seeing less sales then the farmers will scale back on production.
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
And finally:

"This tastes like struggle. Our ancestors didn't die for this"
"This tastes like finding a pokemon with 1 perfect IV."
"I feel like I should've worn a lab coat because clearly that water is still in research and development"

I'm sure this is where my sons get it from 😂
So my car is down right now so my baby daddy has been taking me back/forth to work.

He sees my Hint bottled water (which I started drinking along with sparkling water to cut juice/soda out of my diet) and decides to take one.

This man proceeds to spend the entire 15 min drive berating my water.
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
He goes on to say:

"This tastes like COVID symptoms"
"This tasted like the fruit was on the 4th floor of the building while the water was on the 1st floor."
"This tastes like a whisper."
"How the fuck you find the only water in the store that's still buffering?...Maybe I was too harsh on Dasani"
So my car is down right now so my baby daddy has been taking me back/forth to work.

He sees my Hint bottled water (which I started drinking along with sparkling water to cut juice/soda out of my diet) and decides to take one.

This man proceeds to spend the entire 15 min drive berating my water.
October 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Here are some of the things he said:

"This tastes like game tutorial"
"This tastes like game beta early access"
"This tastes like 1% white privilege"
"This tastes like the blueprint to flavored water"
"This tastes like when you have exactly 1 black friend."
"This tastes like the spark of an idea"
So my car is down right now so my baby daddy has been taking me back/forth to work.

He sees my Hint bottled water (which I started drinking along with sparkling water to cut juice/soda out of my diet) and decides to take one.

This man proceeds to spend the entire 15 min drive berating my water.
October 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
So my car is down right now so my baby daddy has been taking me back/forth to work.

He sees my Hint bottled water (which I started drinking along with sparkling water to cut juice/soda out of my diet) and decides to take one.

This man proceeds to spend the entire 15 min drive berating my water.
October 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Reposted by Aqua Tofana
Hurricane Melissa is destroying the Caribbean, and y’all mfs want to complain about the fucking useless Democrats. They don’t give a fuck about you. IGNORE!!

There will be a race for government contracts and 501c “organizations” for extraction.

@foreignman242.bsky.social
@fdsignifier.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I will NEVER shit on anyone for having food stamps because from 21-26 food stamps carried me and my family.

Food stamps are why I could pay my rent and feed my kids. Food stamps are why I could afford back to school stuff without forcing my kids to eat PB&J sandwiches for the next two weeks.

.
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Reposted by Aqua Tofana
To hire another male college coach when Lisa Leslie AND Nola Henry are right there!
Also on the #WNBA… really getting annoyed with this trend of hiring male coaches like there aren’t solid women to contend for these spots.

I’m still speechless that THE Lisa Leslie was overlooked by the Dallas Wings! A vet who literally helped lay the foundation of the league. FOR CHRIS KOCLANES?!
a close up of a woman 's face with long hair and a fringe .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with long hair and a fringe .
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
We will need more of this
The government shutdown has put SNAP benefits at risk for millions of Americans. Travis Peters, an urban farmer in Detroit, is giving out free produce tomorrow

'If it's getting tight, my food is free. Don’t even sweat that'
As SNAP benefits come under threat, a Detroit farmer is stepping up to help fill the void
The federal shutdown has put SNAP benefits at risk for millions of Americans. Urban farmers like Travis Peters are stepping up to ensure their communities can eat.
www.whatimreading.net
October 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Reposted by Aqua Tofana
I’d need at least $500k to not be worried at all rn. I’ve got hella debt.
Without exaggerating, what amount of money would fix financial problems/stresses/etc?
October 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Reposted by Aqua Tofana
"Sorry, we used your salary to donate to the sex pest ballroom."
October 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My teenage daughter walked into my room, saw me laid up in the bed doom scrolling and said "Here we have a middle aged bisexual in her truest form" like she was narrating a nature documentary.

It be your own kids breh.
October 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Reposted by Aqua Tofana
Always worth a watch
Aamer Rahman: Is it really ok to punch Nazis?
Aamer Rahman: Is it really ok to punch nazis?
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October 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My daughter wants a Vivienne Westwood necklace and a Stand Oil Chubby bag for Xmas.

I feel so sorry for the young woman that dates her in the future 😂 #spoiled

Thank God for BNPL apps 😩
October 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Mutual aid is going to be needed heavily in the years to come. Share/donate because one day it may very well be you.
Britt says: Sharing is helping. If yall could share double time then we can get this filled faster & make a lot of progress.
💚

Help!!!
Venmo: @xoxobritt
CashApp: $Brittanyoxoxo
PayPal: @brittox

Or: linktr.ee/hiitsbritt

#MutualAid #HelpSky
#KeepFolksAlive
#BIPOCMA 💸💕 #FundSky #MutualAidRequest
October 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Mmm hmm.

It's a GOP plant.
CNN confirms that multiple sources suggest Graham Platner knew his tattoo was a Nazi symbol years prior to launching his campaign — and is now blatantly lying about it.

www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
October 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I need starburst to stop making the orange flavor. Please replace it with a blue raspberry or a green apple/lime.
October 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Reposted by Aqua Tofana
Meanwhile, ppl think that protesting on the weekend is ... 'Moving the Needle'.

If you're not feeling a pinch from fighting for what you think is right, are you really fighting?

They don't know sacrifice like how we know sacrifice. White privilege has them in their feelings but not in the fight!!!
A visual reminder for all the folks who don't grasp the work required long term to enact meaningful societal change....the Montgomery Bus Boycott was 381 days.
October 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Reposted by Aqua Tofana
It was just “racism is bad” vs “idk racism is okay sometimes” the whole time?

Yep, whole time.
Kinda wild how the Maine thing just kind of evaporated what was left of the Left/Centrist battlelines. Online equivalent of the 30 years war in some respects
October 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"Angels on the sideline
Puzzled and amused
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused
Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys
Where there's one, you're bound to divide it
Right in two"
October 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Eye on the TV, 'cause tragedy thrills me
Whatever flavor it happens to be like
Killed by the husband, drowned by the ocean
Shot by his own son, she used the poison in his tea
Then kissed him goodbye, that's my kind of story
It's no fun 'til someone dies"
October 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"Credulous at best, your desire to believe in
Angels in the hearts of men
Pull your head on out your hippy haze and give a listen
Shouldn't have to say it all again
The universe is hostile, so impersonal
Devour to survive, so it is, so it's always been"
October 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM