If you want random encounters with a specific type of movie weirdo, go to the DVD section of Barnes and Noble when they're having their 50% off Criterion sale. Yesterday I had separate conversations with strangers about Akira Kurosawa and Ryusuke Hamaguchi.
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
If you want random encounters with a specific type of movie weirdo, go to the DVD section of Barnes and Noble when they're having their 50% off Criterion sale. Yesterday I had separate conversations with strangers about Akira Kurosawa and Ryusuke Hamaguchi.
Everyone laughed when I misheard ‘stock market’ as ‘stalk market’ and invested all my money in celery, but tell me, who is laughing now?
April 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Everyone laughed when I misheard ‘stock market’ as ‘stalk market’ and invested all my money in celery, but tell me, who is laughing now?
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“Hope you aren’t too attached to whatever fancy crap you eat now, because those little wiener dogs in the cans are coming back on the menu in a big way,” said Donald Trump
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Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
WASHINGTON—Saying that Americans should anticipate certain lifestyle changes as a result of his newly announced tariffs, President Donald Trump informed the nation Thursday that they better start liking those little canned wieners. “Hope you aren’t too attached to whatever fancy crap you eat now, because those little wiener dogs in the cans are coming back […]
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April 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“Hope you aren’t too attached to whatever fancy crap you eat now, because those little wiener dogs in the cans are coming back on the menu in a big way,” said Donald Trump
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@johnmoe.bsky.social @depreshmode.bsky.social Incredible interview today with Hanif Abdurraqib! I guess those Macarthur genius people how to pick 'em.
March 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
@johnmoe.bsky.social @depreshmode.bsky.social Incredible interview today with Hanif Abdurraqib! I guess those Macarthur genius people how to pick 'em.
March highlights: Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel, White Lotus s3, Mickey 17 in the theater, Bjork's back catalog, my twins declaring that mild sunshine and 50f is swimsuit weather.
March lowlights: *gestures generally towards reality*
March lowlights: *gestures generally towards reality*
March 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
March highlights: Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel, White Lotus s3, Mickey 17 in the theater, Bjork's back catalog, my twins declaring that mild sunshine and 50f is swimsuit weather.
March lowlights: *gestures generally towards reality*
March lowlights: *gestures generally towards reality*
Currently engaged in the backyard-equivalent of the Falklands War with the squirrels who keep raiding my bird feeder. All signs point me to playing the role of Argentina.
March 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Currently engaged in the backyard-equivalent of the Falklands War with the squirrels who keep raiding my bird feeder. All signs point me to playing the role of Argentina.
"We must risk delight. We can do without pleasure,
but not delight. Not enjoyment. We must have
the stubbornness to accept our gladness in the ruthless
furnace of this world."
This poem is both good and apropos! poetrysociety.org/poems/a-brie...
but not delight. Not enjoyment. We must have
the stubbornness to accept our gladness in the ruthless
furnace of this world."
This poem is both good and apropos! poetrysociety.org/poems/a-brie...
A Brief for the Defense
Placing poetry at the crossroads of American life since 1910.
poetrysociety.org
March 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"We must risk delight. We can do without pleasure,
but not delight. Not enjoyment. We must have
the stubbornness to accept our gladness in the ruthless
furnace of this world."
This poem is both good and apropos! poetrysociety.org/poems/a-brie...
but not delight. Not enjoyment. We must have
the stubbornness to accept our gladness in the ruthless
furnace of this world."
This poem is both good and apropos! poetrysociety.org/poems/a-brie...
I don’t care how high the auto tariffs go, I will never buy a Tesla. I will gleefully outfit my entire family with Hyundai Elantra’s that now cost $72k.
March 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I don’t care how high the auto tariffs go, I will never buy a Tesla. I will gleefully outfit my entire family with Hyundai Elantra’s that now cost $72k.
Yesterday, I had a moment of euphoria in the shower when I realized I could just delete my Twitter account and never go there again.
March 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Yesterday, I had a moment of euphoria in the shower when I realized I could just delete my Twitter account and never go there again.