Shocking to see Christopher Walken at 17%, is he even qualified

At a Vegas conference, I saw Nickelback play a private show for ~50 people. Later at the blackjack table outside the concert space, I shared this and said, “They weren’t nearly as bad as I expected.” Turns out, everyone else at the table was in Nickelback. They half laughed. We parted ways.

Disagree, this is clearly a joke.

The financial cap on my love for Paul is practically boundless. I am prepared to trade these scalpers my one-of-a-kind Paul F. Tompkins macaroni art portrait (aka Paul F. Tompkaroni) if that's what it takes to get into the Seattle show.

Why is the thumbnail so huge

It’s the internet. You can just do stuff like that.