It is with great sadness that I report my beloved Wildcats have been Fetty Wapped

just watched 18 innings of World Series baseball

Taylor Swift announcing she's engaged on the day that Starbucks releases the pumpkin spice latte is a white girl fever dream

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

Bringing the "up to 1500 hours" duration board game on the fellas cabin trip 🔥

forecasts are indicating that it's a Cameron Winter spring

open.spotify.com/track/2FZsOy...

they're calling me the Crumbl Cookie of boyfriends:
- too sweet
- 900 calories
- possibly Mormon
- filled with butter

Just saw a man carrying a singular 20 lb dumbbell in the TSA security line. Good morning

RIP David Lynch. One of my favorite artists. He's responsible for creating some of my favorite film experiences. His work had the power to change how you think about and perceive reality. A substantial loss.

Every programmer's favorite football player: Change Directory Lamb

Love y'all. Hoping for the best for you Internet people!

Planning to hang out with my friend ⚠️ Invalid Handle later. Might invite our other friend ⚠️ Invalid Handle

Sometimes you need to start your week off with a Bittersweet Soul Crushing Monday Morning

The feds have informed me that I am, in fact, a lil bitch