Codewolf
@codewolf.bsky.social
The original and only Codewolf, senior backend developer, and purveyor of really, really bad dad jokes. All opinions are my own.
No longer affiliated with Confuzzled, please do not approach me about security issues
No longer affiliated with Confuzzled, please do not approach me about security issues
To top off the fortnight from hell, I just had a filling fall out, literally just fall out. It was less than 5 months old..... So guess I'll be calling the dentist tomorrow.....
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
To top off the fortnight from hell, I just had a filling fall out, literally just fall out. It was less than 5 months old..... So guess I'll be calling the dentist tomorrow.....
In a continuation of last nights fuckery.....
Turns out the piece thats broken is completely out of stock in the UK, is only made in the Ukraine and russia and has been on back order since June......
Turns out the piece thats broken is completely out of stock in the UK, is only made in the Ukraine and russia and has been on back order since June......
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
In a continuation of last nights fuckery.....
Turns out the piece thats broken is completely out of stock in the UK, is only made in the Ukraine and russia and has been on back order since June......
Turns out the piece thats broken is completely out of stock in the UK, is only made in the Ukraine and russia and has been on back order since June......
This is just fucking ridiculous
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This is just fucking ridiculous
The AA are a fucking joke. 6 hours delay in recovering an undriveable car.
Job marked as completed even though there was no one on site. All with a 3 year old and an autistic 9 year old both having meltdowns. Were now apparently priority with an eta of 00:30....... It's 22:00
Job marked as completed even though there was no one on site. All with a 3 year old and an autistic 9 year old both having meltdowns. Were now apparently priority with an eta of 00:30....... It's 22:00
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The AA are a fucking joke. 6 hours delay in recovering an undriveable car.
Job marked as completed even though there was no one on site. All with a 3 year old and an autistic 9 year old both having meltdowns. Were now apparently priority with an eta of 00:30....... It's 22:00
Job marked as completed even though there was no one on site. All with a 3 year old and an autistic 9 year old both having meltdowns. Were now apparently priority with an eta of 00:30....... It's 22:00
Having a good night chillaxing, got some good booze and chillin.
been a while, so AMA :)
been a while, so AMA :)
October 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Having a good night chillaxing, got some good booze and chillin.
been a while, so AMA :)
been a while, so AMA :)
P1 Incident No logs
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
P1 Incident No logs
Tonight I drink out of a glass that is older than both of my sons put together 😅
Cheers!
Cheers!
October 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Tonight I drink out of a glass that is older than both of my sons put together 😅
Cheers!
Cheers!
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Urgh...... Kids are back to school again today, which means waking up at the arse end of stupid o'clock to make sure they're up, breakfasted and ready 🥱
September 3, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Urgh...... Kids are back to school again today, which means waking up at the arse end of stupid o'clock to make sure they're up, breakfasted and ready 🥱
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Brown raccoon head, now finished 😁 Made for a client who is going to turn him into a Rocket Raccoon cosplay!
With this batch of fursuits finished, I am now officially OPENED FOR COMMISSIONS for 2026! Interested? Check out the information on my website (www.akelataka.com) or contact me 😁
With this batch of fursuits finished, I am now officially OPENED FOR COMMISSIONS for 2026! Interested? Check out the information on my website (www.akelataka.com) or contact me 😁
August 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Brown raccoon head, now finished 😁 Made for a client who is going to turn him into a Rocket Raccoon cosplay!
With this batch of fursuits finished, I am now officially OPENED FOR COMMISSIONS for 2026! Interested? Check out the information on my website (www.akelataka.com) or contact me 😁
With this batch of fursuits finished, I am now officially OPENED FOR COMMISSIONS for 2026! Interested? Check out the information on my website (www.akelataka.com) or contact me 😁
The sheer irony of there finally being water from the sky (sorely needed) and yet no water from my taps due to a burst water main in town is not lost on me 😅 #Yeovil
August 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The sheer irony of there finally being water from the sky (sorely needed) and yet no water from my taps due to a burst water main in town is not lost on me 😅 #Yeovil
an absolutely massive happy birthday to the foxiest of floofs @foxamoore.bsky.social :) i hope you have a great one!!!
August 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
an absolutely massive happy birthday to the foxiest of floofs @foxamoore.bsky.social :) i hope you have a great one!!!
Spent the past 4 days trimming my bush.....
I can finally see the shed 😂
I can finally see the shed 😂
August 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Spent the past 4 days trimming my bush.....
I can finally see the shed 😂
I can finally see the shed 😂
I am hot, sweaty and sore after this weekend but that's another good 10-15m sq of the garden that's been reclaimed from brambles, bushes and bindweed! Filled up at least 3 green wheelie bins worth and a garden sack just today.
That and completely reorganised the shed so it can be used as a shed.
That and completely reorganised the shed so it can be used as a shed.
August 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I am hot, sweaty and sore after this weekend but that's another good 10-15m sq of the garden that's been reclaimed from brambles, bushes and bindweed! Filled up at least 3 green wheelie bins worth and a garden sack just today.
That and completely reorganised the shed so it can be used as a shed.
That and completely reorganised the shed so it can be used as a shed.
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UK folks, please sign and spread this petition in the hope this idiocy gets repealed ➡️ petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
Petition: Repeal the Online Safety Act
We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.
petition.parliament.uk
July 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
UK folks, please sign and spread this petition in the hope this idiocy gets repealed ➡️ petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
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This has over 268k signatures now, and the more, the merrier! If you're in the UK and haven't signed this, please do so! There are two days until a debate date is set, and the weight of numbers is important.
The damage this and the payment processor puritanism are doing is substantial.
The damage this and the payment processor puritanism are doing is substantial.
Petition: Repeal the Online Safety Act
We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.
petition.parliament.uk
July 27, 2025 at 10:31 AM
This has over 268k signatures now, and the more, the merrier! If you're in the UK and haven't signed this, please do so! There are two days until a debate date is set, and the weight of numbers is important.
The damage this and the payment processor puritanism are doing is substantial.
The damage this and the payment processor puritanism are doing is substantial.
So my modelling experience came into it's own today.
This cupboard had a honking great big nail driven all the way though by the previous owners of the house, cracking and damaging the facade.
So I removed the damaged wood, filled it with wood filler and then used some paints to mask the area.
This cupboard had a honking great big nail driven all the way though by the previous owners of the house, cracking and damaging the facade.
So I removed the damaged wood, filled it with wood filler and then used some paints to mask the area.
July 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
So my modelling experience came into it's own today.
This cupboard had a honking great big nail driven all the way though by the previous owners of the house, cracking and damaging the facade.
So I removed the damaged wood, filled it with wood filler and then used some paints to mask the area.
This cupboard had a honking great big nail driven all the way though by the previous owners of the house, cracking and damaging the facade.
So I removed the damaged wood, filled it with wood filler and then used some paints to mask the area.
Not gonna lie, not having gone to a con this year has negatively affected my mental health, i didnt realise just how much i used it as a "reset" button in my life.
I dont think i could do confuzzled again, at least not for a few years due to reasons. But a smaller con might be just the ticket...
I dont think i could do confuzzled again, at least not for a few years due to reasons. But a smaller con might be just the ticket...
July 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Not gonna lie, not having gone to a con this year has negatively affected my mental health, i didnt realise just how much i used it as a "reset" button in my life.
I dont think i could do confuzzled again, at least not for a few years due to reasons. But a smaller con might be just the ticket...
I dont think i could do confuzzled again, at least not for a few years due to reasons. But a smaller con might be just the ticket...
You know its muggy as f**£ outside when you get out of a (no air conditioned) car and your glasses fog up.....
June 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
You know its muggy as f**£ outside when you get out of a (no air conditioned) car and your glasses fog up.....
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I know we’re all tired 🥱
But let’s see how many reposts we can get across this app
Let’s go ‼️
But let’s see how many reposts we can get across this app
Let’s go ‼️
June 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I know we’re all tired 🥱
But let’s see how many reposts we can get across this app
Let’s go ‼️
But let’s see how many reposts we can get across this app
Let’s go ‼️
I've had 2 teeth out before (due to damage from bike crashes, fights etc) but todays one is really kicking me. The root on the bastard was a good inch long, and painkillers aint touching the pain >.<
June 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I've had 2 teeth out before (due to damage from bike crashes, fights etc) but todays one is really kicking me. The root on the bastard was a good inch long, and painkillers aint touching the pain >.<
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Howay furries, let's get a good thing done. Support the horse!
So... never thought I'd have myself in this position.
Unfortunately whilst volunteering at CFz this past week, my car.. which enables my livelyhood was stolen, and I need help to replace it.
gofund.me/ea4ceab0
If you can donate, or share, it would be so so appreciated. <3
Unfortunately whilst volunteering at CFz this past week, my car.. which enables my livelyhood was stolen, and I need help to replace it.
gofund.me/ea4ceab0
If you can donate, or share, it would be so so appreciated. <3
Donate to Replacing Stones stolen car, organised by Samuel Macnaughton
So, you never think you'll end up in this kind of position but here we are! I'm Sam, an… Samuel Macnaughton needs your support for Replacing Stones stolen car
gofund.me
June 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Howay furries, let's get a good thing done. Support the horse!
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If you can spare even a little, this is a very worthy cause. Stonemane gives up a ton of his time at CFz each year to help our attendees and staff in times of medical need. I don't think I've ever seen him not on-dutt there.
Please share to spread the word.
Please share to spread the word.
So... never thought I'd have myself in this position.
Unfortunately whilst volunteering at CFz this past week, my car.. which enables my livelyhood was stolen, and I need help to replace it.
gofund.me/ea4ceab0
If you can donate, or share, it would be so so appreciated. <3
Unfortunately whilst volunteering at CFz this past week, my car.. which enables my livelyhood was stolen, and I need help to replace it.
gofund.me/ea4ceab0
If you can donate, or share, it would be so so appreciated. <3
Donate to Replacing Stones stolen car, organised by Samuel Macnaughton
So, you never think you'll end up in this kind of position but here we are! I'm Sam, an… Samuel Macnaughton needs your support for Replacing Stones stolen car
gofund.me
June 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If you can spare even a little, this is a very worthy cause. Stonemane gives up a ton of his time at CFz each year to help our attendees and staff in times of medical need. I don't think I've ever seen him not on-dutt there.
Please share to spread the word.
Please share to spread the word.
Reposted by Codewolf
So... never thought I'd have myself in this position.
Unfortunately whilst volunteering at CFz this past week, my car.. which enables my livelyhood was stolen, and I need help to replace it.
gofund.me/ea4ceab0
If you can donate, or share, it would be so so appreciated. <3
Unfortunately whilst volunteering at CFz this past week, my car.. which enables my livelyhood was stolen, and I need help to replace it.
gofund.me/ea4ceab0
If you can donate, or share, it would be so so appreciated. <3
Donate to Replacing Stones stolen car, organised by Samuel Macnaughton
So, you never think you'll end up in this kind of position but here we are! I'm Sam, an… Samuel Macnaughton needs your support for Replacing Stones stolen car
gofund.me
June 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
So... never thought I'd have myself in this position.
Unfortunately whilst volunteering at CFz this past week, my car.. which enables my livelyhood was stolen, and I need help to replace it.
gofund.me/ea4ceab0
If you can donate, or share, it would be so so appreciated. <3
Unfortunately whilst volunteering at CFz this past week, my car.. which enables my livelyhood was stolen, and I need help to replace it.
gofund.me/ea4ceab0
If you can donate, or share, it would be so so appreciated. <3