Jon Stewart
codeslack.bsky.social
Jon Stewart
@codeslack.bsky.social
Not the Jon Stewart you miss.
DFIR developer at Stroz Friedberg/Aon Cyber.
Stop 1001191–I remember because I nextbus’d it. It was the stop at the northwest end of Franklin Park.
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
October 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
where's Lina Khan when you need her oh wait she did jack shit about ticketmaster
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
oh haha, you can't get your tickets from stubhub over to ticketmaster 🤬
October 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I swear I don’t talk shit about bad forensics technologies in my CLAUDE.md but even an untrained Claude knows sigma sucks.
October 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Brother Berengar has big “unbothered. moistured.” vibes.
October 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This Air Force cover of Miley Cyrus’s hit song Flowers? Lethal.
October 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
here we go. doesn’t even leak!
September 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Is this a kind of off-by-one error?
September 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
the Apple Music algorithm stages a sad dad intervention
September 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
September 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
September 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Abandoned MPD SUV blocking the bus lane and stop on 16th at Newton. No officers to be seen.
September 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
August 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I was there. This guy had a Red Sox hat on. What’s next, Phillies cops?
August 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Opus with the subtle neg:
August 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I’m not saying you should run the ice cream maker in the deep freeze, but it’s a thing that can be done.
August 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Got a peach that’s just a bit overripe? Old fashioned.
August 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
July 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Only hickory can defeat hickory.

(And then only with 8 pounds of sharpened steel attached.)
July 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
July 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
July 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Maybe "You're absolutely right!" is Claude's way of warning us?
July 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
July 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
At least two Phoebes in the nest, getting bigger. Sadly another one didn’t make it. :-/
July 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM