Desiccated Cephalopod
@codasquid.bsky.social
Basic white boy, add avocado for just $2
The only fat cats I support are the chonky monsters terrorizing my house.
To my followers and lovers, thanks for the opportunity to disappoint. 🙏
The only fat cats I support are the chonky monsters terrorizing my house.
To my followers and lovers, thanks for the opportunity to disappoint. 🙏
My guess is the side quest leads to the fridge for payment of the cheese tax
August 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My guess is the side quest leads to the fridge for payment of the cheese tax
Yes, but played EXACTLY the same as he played Roman Roy on Succession
August 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Yes, but played EXACTLY the same as he played Roman Roy on Succession
That’s a weird ass snickers bar
August 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
That’s a weird ass snickers bar
when Ncuti wears sweats, everyone sweats
July 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
when Ncuti wears sweats, everyone sweats
The vendor should tell Alan he's sorry for the misunderstanding and he's happy to provide pierogis exactly how Alan likes them and give him raw pierogis. Are these young enough?
July 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The vendor should tell Alan he's sorry for the misunderstanding and he's happy to provide pierogis exactly how Alan likes them and give him raw pierogis. Are these young enough?
Gonna hold a gun to my own head so I can say I was coerced and have the marriage annulled once we live together and I realize she was lying about wanting to watch Ninja Turtles reruns with me every night.
July 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Gonna hold a gun to my own head so I can say I was coerced and have the marriage annulled once we live together and I realize she was lying about wanting to watch Ninja Turtles reruns with me every night.
Taking a break from taking L’s to catch a few Z’s
July 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Taking a break from taking L’s to catch a few Z’s
Well, he put his future glasses on, so he can definitely see the future now, right? 🤓
July 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Well, he put his future glasses on, so he can definitely see the future now, right? 🤓
At first, I was looking at Mendeley or Zotero, but I think those are really more for citation tracking and not quite what I want. I’m not going to be collecting academic articles, we’d be doing our own statistical analysis and tracking those results.
July 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
At first, I was looking at Mendeley or Zotero, but I think those are really more for citation tracking and not quite what I want. I’m not going to be collecting academic articles, we’d be doing our own statistical analysis and tracking those results.
July 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Can’t wait for these to be the first glasses to give people lazy eyes as they try to read the pop up text in the edge of the frame
July 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Can’t wait for these to be the first glasses to give people lazy eyes as they try to read the pop up text in the edge of the frame
Not to mention losing our awesome glow-up trick - just smash cutting in real life from sad nerds to hot smarties by taking our glasses off and letting our hair down. Clark Kent and sexy librarians know what I’m talking about
July 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Not to mention losing our awesome glow-up trick - just smash cutting in real life from sad nerds to hot smarties by taking our glasses off and letting our hair down. Clark Kent and sexy librarians know what I’m talking about
They are leaps and bounds better than the politicians who look like wrinkly turtles or a swollen scrotum
July 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They are leaps and bounds better than the politicians who look like wrinkly turtles or a swollen scrotum
It’s the same logic as declaring the ills of elitist higher education as Jewish - it is of way of invalidating those who don’t agree with you without ever having to address their position. I imagine he sees billionaires who support fascist ideology as the “good exceptions” to his rule
July 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It’s the same logic as declaring the ills of elitist higher education as Jewish - it is of way of invalidating those who don’t agree with you without ever having to address their position. I imagine he sees billionaires who support fascist ideology as the “good exceptions” to his rule
When you think people are either good or bad with no spectrum, you can easily embrace monsters as “good” people or discard valid points and testimony, because it came from a “bad” person.
But agreeing with an antisemite that Israel is doing bad things right now, does not magically redeem them.
But agreeing with an antisemite that Israel is doing bad things right now, does not magically redeem them.
July 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
When you think people are either good or bad with no spectrum, you can easily embrace monsters as “good” people or discard valid points and testimony, because it came from a “bad” person.
But agreeing with an antisemite that Israel is doing bad things right now, does not magically redeem them.
But agreeing with an antisemite that Israel is doing bad things right now, does not magically redeem them.
When you can’t distinguish critical thought and opinions, any opinion that aligns with your beliefs starts to sound like wisdom.
And the people who echo your beliefs must be good, maybe even better than you thought before.
And the people who echo your beliefs must be good, maybe even better than you thought before.
July 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
When you can’t distinguish critical thought and opinions, any opinion that aligns with your beliefs starts to sound like wisdom.
And the people who echo your beliefs must be good, maybe even better than you thought before.
And the people who echo your beliefs must be good, maybe even better than you thought before.
I believe every red blooded American child should have the same opportunity to grow up unhappy that I did 🫡🇺🇸
July 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I believe every red blooded American child should have the same opportunity to grow up unhappy that I did 🫡🇺🇸
Hey! We’ve replaced the classic racist hermit historian hallucinating glorious exaggerations of the king’s achievements with a computer that can do the same. Yay!
July 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hey! We’ve replaced the classic racist hermit historian hallucinating glorious exaggerations of the king’s achievements with a computer that can do the same. Yay!
Independent news? Yeah, try that in a small town.
July 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Independent news? Yeah, try that in a small town.
It’s time to get news back to the basics & come back to a single message across all channels, that uses active/passive tones to define heroes/villains for an ignorant populace, venerate our noble leaders, vilify threats to our status quo, and erase the abuses of power. You know, the good old days.
July 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It’s time to get news back to the basics & come back to a single message across all channels, that uses active/passive tones to define heroes/villains for an ignorant populace, venerate our noble leaders, vilify threats to our status quo, and erase the abuses of power. You know, the good old days.
The way these goddamm liberals want to take away my carbon monoxide is giving me the worst headache right now
July 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The way these goddamm liberals want to take away my carbon monoxide is giving me the worst headache right now
or maybe Cathy?
a woman wearing a red sweater with a heart on it says aack
ALT: a woman wearing a red sweater with a heart on it says aack
media.tenor.com
July 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
or maybe Cathy?