Desiccated Cephalopod
@codasquid.bsky.social
Basic white boy, add avocado for just $2
The only fat cats I support are the chonky monsters terrorizing my house.
To my followers and lovers, thanks for the opportunity to disappoint. 🙏
The only fat cats I support are the chonky monsters terrorizing my house.
To my followers and lovers, thanks for the opportunity to disappoint. 🙏
I believe every red blooded American child should have the same opportunity to grow up unhappy that I did 🫡🇺🇸
July 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I believe every red blooded American child should have the same opportunity to grow up unhappy that I did 🫡🇺🇸
Yes! Bias will always exist & recognizing which biases are permeating into our systems of govt & enabling us to discount the hardships of others is key to ensure we are working for the betterment of our entire society.
March 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Yes! Bias will always exist & recognizing which biases are permeating into our systems of govt & enabling us to discount the hardships of others is key to ensure we are working for the betterment of our entire society.
ONE QUESTION - WHO'S BUILDING AND STAFFING THIS BEAUTIFUL INFRASTRUCTURE, SEAN?
February 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
ONE QUESTION - WHO'S BUILDING AND STAFFING THIS BEAUTIFUL INFRASTRUCTURE, SEAN?
Dem leadership:
January 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Dem leadership:
Them: Where are you going?
Me: New shop opened, I need to go do some more shopping
Me: New shop opened, I need to go do some more shopping
December 29, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Them: Where are you going?
Me: New shop opened, I need to go do some more shopping
Me: New shop opened, I need to go do some more shopping
Mayor greeting a slumlord who’s killing tenants by shutting off heat or AC when it gets too expensive
December 20, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Mayor greeting a slumlord who’s killing tenants by shutting off heat or AC when it gets too expensive
Walmart by me has “patriotic” Christmas wrap, in case you needed another red flag when your family gathers for the holidays.
December 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Walmart by me has “patriotic” Christmas wrap, in case you needed another red flag when your family gathers for the holidays.
Another reason to be glad I was never fully ska-pilled haha
December 15, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Another reason to be glad I was never fully ska-pilled haha
Another day, another torment nexus
December 12, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Another day, another torment nexus
Basic white boy here. Fill in my opinions below.
December 12, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Basic white boy here. Fill in my opinions below.
Love when Excel gets confused and suddenly can't find the cell I'm clicking on. Like - I get it, bro, I'm stressed too, but can you GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER? I don't need XCOM aiming in my daily excel experience.
December 12, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Love when Excel gets confused and suddenly can't find the cell I'm clicking on. Like - I get it, bro, I'm stressed too, but can you GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER? I don't need XCOM aiming in my daily excel experience.
Actual photo of Brexit voters:
December 12, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Actual photo of Brexit voters:
Hillbilly “fire” wood? Any Baltimorians want to chime in?
December 12, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Hillbilly “fire” wood? Any Baltimorians want to chime in?
Hegseth at every event:
December 11, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Hegseth at every event:
But the Somali pirates took over, right?
December 7, 2024 at 2:51 PM
But the Somali pirates took over, right?
"...and they were in the closet skeeting and I saw the skeet and it was an alf hog and the alf hog looked at me"
December 7, 2024 at 5:47 AM
"...and they were in the closet skeeting and I saw the skeet and it was an alf hog and the alf hog looked at me"
Me: Hey Marketwatch, how fucked up do you think the economy will be?
Marketwatch: Have you considered your only option might be to die at your desk?
Marketwatch: Have you considered your only option might be to die at your desk?
December 6, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Me: Hey Marketwatch, how fucked up do you think the economy will be?
Marketwatch: Have you considered your only option might be to die at your desk?
Marketwatch: Have you considered your only option might be to die at your desk?
For those who felt constrained by top/bottom/vers, a new option just dropped: powerpussy
December 6, 2024 at 3:59 PM
For those who felt constrained by top/bottom/vers, a new option just dropped: powerpussy
HumbleBundles are great! Already have a game? Then you get a ✨FREE✨copy to gift to a friend or stranger!!
Lastly, WHENEVER YOU BUY A BUNDLE *ALWAYS* click “Adjust Donation” and slide the Humble share down to the min so that you can max out your contribution to the charity and/or publisher.
Lastly, WHENEVER YOU BUY A BUNDLE *ALWAYS* click “Adjust Donation” and slide the Humble share down to the min so that you can max out your contribution to the charity and/or publisher.
December 5, 2024 at 4:59 AM
HumbleBundles are great! Already have a game? Then you get a ✨FREE✨copy to gift to a friend or stranger!!
Lastly, WHENEVER YOU BUY A BUNDLE *ALWAYS* click “Adjust Donation” and slide the Humble share down to the min so that you can max out your contribution to the charity and/or publisher.
Lastly, WHENEVER YOU BUY A BUNDLE *ALWAYS* click “Adjust Donation” and slide the Humble share down to the min so that you can max out your contribution to the charity and/or publisher.
I love this. Shout out to the artist:
@skeletonclaw.bsky.social
@skeletonclaw.bsky.social
December 4, 2024 at 12:26 PM
I love this. Shout out to the artist:
@skeletonclaw.bsky.social
@skeletonclaw.bsky.social
Is your cat anything like my monsters?
December 3, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Is your cat anything like my monsters?
Huh, why do we care about trans rights if we’re not transgender? Because the #1 reason for stripping transgender individuals of their expression is to leverage that into undoing other hard won rights.
November 23, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Huh, why do we care about trans rights if we’re not transgender? Because the #1 reason for stripping transgender individuals of their expression is to leverage that into undoing other hard won rights.