Cocolicquot
@cocolicquot.bsky.social
Montréal ⚜️Franglais 💘 Just the jokes
Senile... more than a tourist slogan in Egypt.
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Senile... more than a tourist slogan in Egypt.
How many #newfies does it take to boil a potato?
Two. One w/ a paring knife and another to weave the tale of the fisherman’s widow
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Two. One w/ a paring knife and another to weave the tale of the fisherman’s widow
🤓🔪🥔🧵🪡😭
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
How many #newfies does it take to boil a potato?
Two. One w/ a paring knife and another to weave the tale of the fisherman’s widow
🤓🔪🥔🧵🪡😭
Two. One w/ a paring knife and another to weave the tale of the fisherman’s widow
🤓🔪🥔🧵🪡😭
I can always spot an American 🇺🇸
They look like me but smell like Trident
They look like me but smell like Trident
August 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I can always spot an American 🇺🇸
They look like me but smell like Trident
They look like me but smell like Trident
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There is always a tweet.
June 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
There is always a tweet.
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Tesla Takedown in Boston.
June 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Tesla Takedown in Boston.
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I feel safer already.
June 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I feel safer already.
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I’m wearing Milkbone underwear” #GeorgeWendt youtu.be/wxl0nJGnGSE?...
Cheers Clips: Milk bone underwear
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May 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I’m wearing Milkbone underwear” #GeorgeWendt youtu.be/wxl0nJGnGSE?...
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Sending healing thoughts to Joe Biden and his family on his heartbreaking cancer diagnosis.
May 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Sending healing thoughts to Joe Biden and his family on his heartbreaking cancer diagnosis.
Trump's hair is looking more and more like the ozone layer
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May 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Trump's hair is looking more and more like the ozone layer
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The full moon was at 12:55 PM EDT. I always cut my hair as close to apogee as possible. It’s witchcraft and it makes your hair grow fast #lifehack
May 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The full moon was at 12:55 PM EDT. I always cut my hair as close to apogee as possible. It’s witchcraft and it makes your hair grow fast #lifehack
Trump is if a sea cucumber faked peace deals
May 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Trump is if a sea cucumber faked peace deals
Prince Bone Saw gave Bone Spurs a $400 million jet
May 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Prince Bone Saw gave Bone Spurs a $400 million jet
Bugs Bunny’s carrot is phallic
May 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Bugs Bunny’s carrot is phallic
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What else can be spangled, besides stars?
March 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
What else can be spangled, besides stars?
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Elon Musk is slang for the ripening curdle of human cheese 🧀 🤡
#humancheese
#celebritycheese
#BellyButtonBrie
#BillionaireCamembert
#humancheese
#celebritycheese
#BellyButtonBrie
#BillionaireCamembert
December 16, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Elon Musk is slang for the ripening curdle of human cheese 🧀 🤡
#humancheese
#celebritycheese
#BellyButtonBrie
#BillionaireCamembert
#humancheese
#celebritycheese
#BellyButtonBrie
#BillionaireCamembert
Trump is so ugly… he’s an abstract masterpiece. If you stare at his face you’ll see an orange sunset w/ striated clouds.
Trump’s complexion is a magic eye poster
Trump’s complexion is a magic eye poster
March 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Trump is so ugly… he’s an abstract masterpiece. If you stare at his face you’ll see an orange sunset w/ striated clouds.
Trump’s complexion is a magic eye poster
Trump’s complexion is a magic eye poster
Welcome to The Sims: Axis of Evil
January 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Welcome to The Sims: Axis of Evil
Elon shotguns ketamine boogers
January 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Elon shotguns ketamine boogers
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Hear me out: skweets
May 10, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Hear me out: skweets
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That's the spirit, Canada 🙌
Dear Donald,
Thanks for including us in your deranged Christmas message.
Being Canadian means free health care and limiting access to assault weapons.
In your 51st state our kids would get shot at in school and CEOs would be shot for denying health care.
So no.
Now piss off.
Your northern neighbour
Thanks for including us in your deranged Christmas message.
Being Canadian means free health care and limiting access to assault weapons.
In your 51st state our kids would get shot at in school and CEOs would be shot for denying health care.
So no.
Now piss off.
Your northern neighbour
January 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
That's the spirit, Canada 🙌
Dan Aykroyd is the reason I send something on the 2nd floor I’m not too sure about “into the light” 💡🌟
December 21, 2024 at 7:06 AM
Dan Aykroyd is the reason I send something on the 2nd floor I’m not too sure about “into the light” 💡🌟
Happy holidays. Happy life. Happy work. Happy everything!!
December 19, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Happy holidays. Happy life. Happy work. Happy everything!!