Jordan
cocktailchem.bsky.social
Jordan
@cocktailchem.bsky.social
See, also: small dog in a tall bed
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
For a guy who has spent so much time defending British imperialism, this is a real choice.
November 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Well, that answers my question for the evening, Libby is having issues with its tags.
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Funny coincidence, one of my parents’ cats was a boy who looked exactly like that. So yeah, genetics are super weird, no clue how he ended up that way.
October 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
October 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
September 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
@brendankoerner.bsky.social From fifteen years ago. Time sure does fly.
August 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
@kbspangler.com From thirteen years ago.
August 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I have this shirt and my kids were very confused until I explained it.
July 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Post something you’re proud of that you cooked
July 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My old apartment had some amazing roses, despite the fact that they probably got zero care and attention.
June 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This is what my interior looks like and I'm thrilled by all the buttons and dials.

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June 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
@commanderrika.bsky.social This ad was made in a lab to infuriate you.
June 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
$2/lb chicken quarters mean that it’s adobo time.
May 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Drink for the evening:

1.5 oz blanc vermouth
0.25 oz blanc agricole
0.25 oz lime juice
0.5 oz orange liqueur

I really like this concept, but I need to play around with the vermouth and rum. This is a little too sharp and grassy.
May 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
From a dozen years ago:
May 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
May 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Slightly better here, but still.
May 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Have to say it made for an interesting beach read.
May 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Duolingo English for French speakers may be giving them an unrealistic picture of how the American medical system works.
April 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Black labs do seem to be solar powered some days.
April 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“Why aren’t you giving *me* any of the bacon you’re cooking?!?”
March 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
March 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Here we go.
March 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I read the title, then the ingredients, and went “What part of this is a Martini?!?” We have strayed so far.
January 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM