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The field is electric; and all the players are wearing rubber boots
August 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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You gotta hand it to Jim Varney for being able to make his face display an emotion that does not exist in nature
March 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Is Philly still there? Did it survive?
February 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Starting to suspect the material world was created by some sort of malevolent demiurge 🤔
February 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Listening to the 3 best versions of "video killed the radio star" back to back to feel something
January 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Best part of Jon Bois docs are when he pauses what he's saying and whatever bar chart that's on screen suddenly shoots out of my television and hits me in the eye
December 7, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Feel like Potemkin is crushing this season of Guilty Gear, good for them. Won't be so happy when I get Potemkin Bustered again but that's life
November 27, 2024 at 4:58 AM
It's hard to express the guilt experienced as a child watching midday cartoons when the ASPCA adds came on. I wanted Johnny Bravo not my first moral quandary
November 21, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I'm going to the library in my loudest techwear clothing. I've got tears running down my goretex. No one here even knows I'm dressed for all seasons
October 21, 2024 at 3:34 PM
If you go to the beach that makes you old and you take the substance beforehand, how does that work out?
October 11, 2024 at 12:27 AM
I'm saying hurl rural earls swirl pearls 3x fast you can't handle this
September 30, 2024 at 3:02 AM
If we killed off all of the passenger pigeons we can stomp the lantern fly out of existence, they're so much smaller
September 18, 2024 at 3:45 PM