Cobble
@cobble.bsky.social
I am also known as a tiger in certain circles.
he/him, they/them, gq, dresses in ways your mom may or may not approve of - and if she does not like it, well that's just too bad.
I don't (knowingly) populate this with traitors.
he/him, they/them, gq, dresses in ways your mom may or may not approve of - and if she does not like it, well that's just too bad.
I don't (knowingly) populate this with traitors.
Come to find out, while millions upon millions have had enough of Trump and have made their voice heard, the dumbass in chief who will not take responsibility for his own actions blames us all for his unpopularity.
...OK, he's not wrong.
...OK, he's not wrong.
June 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Come to find out, while millions upon millions have had enough of Trump and have made their voice heard, the dumbass in chief who will not take responsibility for his own actions blames us all for his unpopularity.
...OK, he's not wrong.
...OK, he's not wrong.
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“Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” said Fernando Ruini
theonion.com/vatican...
theonion.com/vatican...
Vatican Coroner Confirms Eucharistic Overdose
VATICAN CITY—In a stunning discovery that revealed the full extent of the pontiff’s addiction, Vatican coroner Fernando Ruini released a report Thursday confirming Pope Francis died of a eucharistic overdose. “Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” […]
theonion.com
April 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” said Fernando Ruini
theonion.com/vatican...
theonion.com/vatican...
We coulda had him as veep, but no, because we can't have nice things.
Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
April 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
We coulda had him as veep, but no, because we can't have nice things.
Good news for me is that measles is covered, but mumps and rubella wore off - so first chance I get I'm gonna have to get that vaccine.
Since we can’t rely on the HHS, CDC, or FDA to say it, I will:
MAKE SURE YOU ARE VACCINATED AGAINST MEASLES. GET YOUR MMR.
The measles surge in the southwest is now the SINGLE LARGEST OUTBREAK since 2000 and the United States is now at the tipping point for the return of ENDEMIC measles.
MAKE SURE YOU ARE VACCINATED AGAINST MEASLES. GET YOUR MMR.
The measles surge in the southwest is now the SINGLE LARGEST OUTBREAK since 2000 and the United States is now at the tipping point for the return of ENDEMIC measles.
April 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Good news for me is that measles is covered, but mumps and rubella wore off - so first chance I get I'm gonna have to get that vaccine.
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When the moment came, Harvard didn’t hedge or flinch—it stood up. A reminder that integrity isn’t complicated, it’s just rare.
April 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
When the moment came, Harvard didn’t hedge or flinch—it stood up. A reminder that integrity isn’t complicated, it’s just rare.
Funny thing is, Mr. Takei was in one of the Japanese camps during WW2. So he'd be one to recognize the signs as well.
April 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Funny thing is, Mr. Takei was in one of the Japanese camps during WW2. So he'd be one to recognize the signs as well.
When you realized you needed to block a card reader, hitherto a friend, because they sing the praises of Elon Musk.
I don't think she realizes that she's in danger.
I don't think she realizes that she's in danger.
April 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
When you realized you needed to block a card reader, hitherto a friend, because they sing the praises of Elon Musk.
I don't think she realizes that she's in danger.
I don't think she realizes that she's in danger.
Seeing today's Hands Off protest in Bothell gave me a swelling of pride of living in this city, despite the people who complained about it - be it for what they perceived to be freedom of speech issues, or spending money on Ukraine.
Seeing photos from across the country is giving me hope.
Seeing photos from across the country is giving me hope.
April 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Seeing today's Hands Off protest in Bothell gave me a swelling of pride of living in this city, despite the people who complained about it - be it for what they perceived to be freedom of speech issues, or spending money on Ukraine.
Seeing photos from across the country is giving me hope.
Seeing photos from across the country is giving me hope.
Well, to be fair, I can see it from his perspective. The judiciary is corrupted - against Nazis. Hitler saw to that.
Says the guy who spent millions to elect a judge that will soon be the deciding vote on a case involving Tesla’s ability to sell cars in the state.
April 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Well, to be fair, I can see it from his perspective. The judiciary is corrupted - against Nazis. Hitler saw to that.
...well, since you're anti trans, I suspect the ones protesting against you think you're a garbage person.
I think you're an anti-trans extremist and science denier who is incapable of defending their views, and you shouldn't be working a job where you have to interact with people
March 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
...well, since you're anti trans, I suspect the ones protesting against you think you're a garbage person.
Been a bit, so here's some good news for the day.
Republicans are voting Democrat, in part because #Musk is a bully, #Abortion is a right, the #GOP is trying to prevent kids from learning critical thinking, and the #economy is tanking.
#TrumpsAmerica
#TrumonomicsMakesUsPoor
www.the-downballot.com/p/breaking-d...
#TrumpsAmerica
#TrumonomicsMakesUsPoor
www.the-downballot.com/p/breaking-d...
Democrats flip deep-red Pennsylvania district in special election shocker
No Democrat had ever won this ancestrally Republican seat, but it's now the second Democratic pickup of the year.
www.the-downballot.com
March 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Been a bit, so here's some good news for the day.
True Facts: Fireflies Need Your Help!
YouTube video by Ze Frank
www.youtube.com
March 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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I don't care for CNN, by and large, but this one seems a good one. This said, I haven't been to Target in a couple weeks, and this is intentional. And I can get stuff they sell from other places that I like better.
Target is facing a 40-day consumer boycott starting Wednesday over the company’s shift away from diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) policies.
A 40-day Target boycott starts today. It couldn’t come at a worse time for the company | CNN Business
Target is facing a 40-day consumer boycott starting Wednesday over the company’s shift away from diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) policies.
www.cnn.com
March 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I don't care for CNN, by and large, but this one seems a good one. This said, I haven't been to Target in a couple weeks, and this is intentional. And I can get stuff they sell from other places that I like better.
Post a cartoon villain who comes off as less evil than the current president.
...The Joker hates - HATES - nazis. Even evil has standards. Here's Jack Nicholson's Joker.
...The Joker hates - HATES - nazis. Even evil has standards. Here's Jack Nicholson's Joker.
March 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Post a cartoon villain who comes off as less evil than the current president.
...The Joker hates - HATES - nazis. Even evil has standards. Here's Jack Nicholson's Joker.
...The Joker hates - HATES - nazis. Even evil has standards. Here's Jack Nicholson's Joker.
And the people of the USA voted for that shitbag.
Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…
March 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
And the people of the USA voted for that shitbag.
As best as I can tell, any protest that is critical of Trump, his sycophants, or his administration as a whole are seen by dumbass as "illegal". Which is, of course, quite indicative of that those who voted for him don't really care about the constitution.
Real question. What is an “illegal protest”? Real question. He was convicted of a crime. Why hasn’t he been expelled?
March 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
As best as I can tell, any protest that is critical of Trump, his sycophants, or his administration as a whole are seen by dumbass as "illegal". Which is, of course, quite indicative of that those who voted for him don't really care about the constitution.
Can confirm that Costco memberships are significantly up at the Kirkland store per on-site counter staff who work the membership counter. So by the sound of things, DEI is doing Costco quite successful.
March 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Can confirm that Costco memberships are significantly up at the Kirkland store per on-site counter staff who work the membership counter. So by the sound of things, DEI is doing Costco quite successful.
tl;dr: JD Vance was once a never trumper, and here are the receipts in this video!
www.reddit.com/r/OkBuddyDee...
www.reddit.com/r/OkBuddyDee...
Definitely don't crosspost this everywhere you can.
www.reddit.com
March 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
tl;dr: JD Vance was once a never trumper, and here are the receipts in this video!
www.reddit.com/r/OkBuddyDee...
www.reddit.com/r/OkBuddyDee...
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I’m not really surprised by anything the admin has done, but I expected the vibes to be closer to “private equity stripping a company down for parts” rather than “meth head stripping the walls for scrap metal”
March 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I’m not really surprised by anything the admin has done, but I expected the vibes to be closer to “private equity stripping a company down for parts” rather than “meth head stripping the walls for scrap metal”
EU foreign policy chief and former Estonian President Kaja Kallas went further in her direct criticism of Trump, saying, "it became clear today that the free world needs a new leader," adding, that "it's up to us Europeans, to take this challenge."
www.npr.org/2025/03/01/g...
www.npr.org/2025/03/01/g...
European leaders renew support for Ukraine after Zelenskyy's stormy meeting with Trump
Leaders from across Europe came quickly to the defense of Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, after his televised clash with President Trump and Vice President Vance.
www.npr.org
March 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
EU foreign policy chief and former Estonian President Kaja Kallas went further in her direct criticism of Trump, saying, "it became clear today that the free world needs a new leader," adding, that "it's up to us Europeans, to take this challenge."
www.npr.org/2025/03/01/g...
www.npr.org/2025/03/01/g...
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You know, I've never seen Hannibal Lector and RFK Jr in the same room together.
Look, I don't wanna start anything here, but RFK Jr, man, that guy really looks like someone wearing another dude's skin as his face.
Look, I don't wanna start anything here, but RFK Jr, man, that guy really looks like someone wearing another dude's skin as his face.
March 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You know, I've never seen Hannibal Lector and RFK Jr in the same room together.
Look, I don't wanna start anything here, but RFK Jr, man, that guy really looks like someone wearing another dude's skin as his face.
Look, I don't wanna start anything here, but RFK Jr, man, that guy really looks like someone wearing another dude's skin as his face.
This is why therapy is important. Storing all that has a way of turning you into a horrible person.
March 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This is why therapy is important. Storing all that has a way of turning you into a horrible person.