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🍷I like the wine, and not the label.
Also...I love this journey for you.
Also...I love this journey for you.
It would be cool if the criminals criming in the DOJ were actually treated like, ya know, criminals.
December 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It would be cool if the criminals criming in the DOJ were actually treated like, ya know, criminals.
Straight, white, conservative male Boomer politician can't give a straight answer?!? Stop the presses!!!
December 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Straight, white, conservative male Boomer politician can't give a straight answer?!? Stop the presses!!!
Hopefully he will be soon.
December 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Hopefully he will be soon.
Well, he did stay at a Holiday In Express last week.
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Well, he did stay at a Holiday In Express last week.
Stuffed suit meat sock says uhhhhh
December 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Stuffed suit meat sock says uhhhhh
Ya, that was probably the most ridiculous BS argument I heard from all my conservative pals, parroting their middle class, blue-collar dad's who collected unemployment and subsidized medical benefits from the oversized government they hated so much.
Fear + stupidity is a disastrous cocktail.
Fear + stupidity is a disastrous cocktail.
December 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Ya, that was probably the most ridiculous BS argument I heard from all my conservative pals, parroting their middle class, blue-collar dad's who collected unemployment and subsidized medical benefits from the oversized government they hated so much.
Fear + stupidity is a disastrous cocktail.
Fear + stupidity is a disastrous cocktail.
For him, art is underage girls in a swimsuit competition...that he owns.
Oh, and solid gold toilets.
Classy AF, this guy.
Oh, and solid gold toilets.
Classy AF, this guy.
December 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
For him, art is underage girls in a swimsuit competition...that he owns.
Oh, and solid gold toilets.
Classy AF, this guy.
Oh, and solid gold toilets.
Classy AF, this guy.
I'm gonna go ahead and round that right up to 100.
December 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I'm gonna go ahead and round that right up to 100.
Here for the perfect ratio your bootlicking headline has generated.
December 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Here for the perfect ratio your bootlicking headline has generated.
I'd like to buy an E, Pat.
December 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I'd like to buy an E, Pat.
If she had only gotten a couple million dollars of plastic surgery, he would have supported her every move.
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If she had only gotten a couple million dollars of plastic surgery, he would have supported her every move.
"Huge Trove"
It's like, less than 1% of what they have available to release.
I'll re-write your headline for you, since you all seem to be 3rd grade boys whose dad's work at Tech Bro LTD.
"DOJ releases disappointingly tiny fraction of Epstein files, likely violating federal law in the process."
It's like, less than 1% of what they have available to release.
I'll re-write your headline for you, since you all seem to be 3rd grade boys whose dad's work at Tech Bro LTD.
"DOJ releases disappointingly tiny fraction of Epstein files, likely violating federal law in the process."
December 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"Huge Trove"
It's like, less than 1% of what they have available to release.
I'll re-write your headline for you, since you all seem to be 3rd grade boys whose dad's work at Tech Bro LTD.
"DOJ releases disappointingly tiny fraction of Epstein files, likely violating federal law in the process."
It's like, less than 1% of what they have available to release.
I'll re-write your headline for you, since you all seem to be 3rd grade boys whose dad's work at Tech Bro LTD.
"DOJ releases disappointingly tiny fraction of Epstein files, likely violating federal law in the process."
All the people posting "MAGA is better than this" are fucking killing me.
December 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
All the people posting "MAGA is better than this" are fucking killing me.
I can only hope that, once the grease-soaked sack of flatulence he uses for a heart finally explodes in protest, that Congress has to vote on a resolution (destined to fail) that allocates money for extra security at his gravesite, to prevent multiple per day from taking massive shits on it.
December 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I can only hope that, once the grease-soaked sack of flatulence he uses for a heart finally explodes in protest, that Congress has to vote on a resolution (destined to fail) that allocates money for extra security at his gravesite, to prevent multiple per day from taking massive shits on it.
Oh. So, today the president is "just anybody."
What a fucking wuss.
What a fucking wuss.
December 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Oh. So, today the president is "just anybody."
What a fucking wuss.
What a fucking wuss.
And I bet he'd pay all 1.77 million dollars to just have been able to take care of his wife when she was sick, without worrying about losing everything, and working until he died.
This is so uplifting. And depressing. All at once.
This is so uplifting. And depressing. All at once.
December 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
And I bet he'd pay all 1.77 million dollars to just have been able to take care of his wife when she was sick, without worrying about losing everything, and working until he died.
This is so uplifting. And depressing. All at once.
This is so uplifting. And depressing. All at once.
One can only hope that this is what 100% of democratic politicians say when this sack of turds drops dead from his dimension related stroke.
December 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
One can only hope that this is what 100% of democratic politicians say when this sack of turds drops dead from his dimension related stroke.
That's an offense to garbage.
December 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
That's an offense to garbage.
I like how he's somehow created a distinction in his own mind between Trump and a drunk guy at a bar.
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I like how he's somehow created a distinction in his own mind between Trump and a drunk guy at a bar.
The Totally Stable Genius on Chief, America!
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The Totally Stable Genius on Chief, America!
Our brains can't envision the scope of this bullshit.
More effective to do it in reverse:
This averages out to a ratio of 1 to 71, 429.
That's ONE person with the wealth of the entire seated capacity of Atlanta's Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
More effective to do it in reverse:
This averages out to a ratio of 1 to 71, 429.
That's ONE person with the wealth of the entire seated capacity of Atlanta's Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
December 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Our brains can't envision the scope of this bullshit.
More effective to do it in reverse:
This averages out to a ratio of 1 to 71, 429.
That's ONE person with the wealth of the entire seated capacity of Atlanta's Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
More effective to do it in reverse:
This averages out to a ratio of 1 to 71, 429.
That's ONE person with the wealth of the entire seated capacity of Atlanta's Mercedes-Benz Stadium.