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My mother was the epitome of kindness and generosity.
She was a lifelong, devout Christian, and did her very best to live up to that standard.
Not long after she died, I found in her desk a book called "2000 Questions About Me."
She hadn't answered ALL the questions, but she did answer this one:
She was a lifelong, devout Christian, and did her very best to live up to that standard.
Not long after she died, I found in her desk a book called "2000 Questions About Me."
She hadn't answered ALL the questions, but she did answer this one:
Any artist currently considering performing at the #KennedyCenter should seriously evaluate their life choices right now (I feel for you, all you NSO musicians).
I see that the infinitely mediocre Bro's Bro Adam Carolla is performing there in January. That shit fits like a glove, right there.
I see that the infinitely mediocre Bro's Bro Adam Carolla is performing there in January. That shit fits like a glove, right there.
December 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Any artist currently considering performing at the #KennedyCenter should seriously evaluate their life choices right now (I feel for you, all you NSO musicians).
I see that the infinitely mediocre Bro's Bro Adam Carolla is performing there in January. That shit fits like a glove, right there.
I see that the infinitely mediocre Bro's Bro Adam Carolla is performing there in January. That shit fits like a glove, right there.
Just a reminder: #BillClinton, while he's no PoopyPants Von CheetoFace, is still a slimy sack of shit who deserves every last ounce of scrutiny and outrage over his connections to Epstein.
Thank you for attending my TedTalk.
Thank you for attending my TedTalk.
December 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Just a reminder: #BillClinton, while he's no PoopyPants Von CheetoFace, is still a slimy sack of shit who deserves every last ounce of scrutiny and outrage over his connections to Epstein.
Thank you for attending my TedTalk.
Thank you for attending my TedTalk.
December 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
#TheAbandons might be the most poorly written sack of dog turds ever produced by Netflix.
Holy hell.
How do adult professionals put out this garbage and still have jobs? It's like every western ever written threw up onto a script and everyone was like, "Shit! Let's do it...terribly!"
Holy hell.
How do adult professionals put out this garbage and still have jobs? It's like every western ever written threw up onto a script and everyone was like, "Shit! Let's do it...terribly!"
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
#TheAbandons might be the most poorly written sack of dog turds ever produced by Netflix.
Holy hell.
How do adult professionals put out this garbage and still have jobs? It's like every western ever written threw up onto a script and everyone was like, "Shit! Let's do it...terribly!"
Holy hell.
How do adult professionals put out this garbage and still have jobs? It's like every western ever written threw up onto a script and everyone was like, "Shit! Let's do it...terribly!"
The fact that Spain is mad they can't loot the #SanJose is hilarious.
"HEY! We legit enslaved, murdered, raped, and manically subjugated an ENTIRE indigenous population for DECADES to accumulate all this stolen gold! How dare you tell us we can't steal it yet again!"
"HEY! We legit enslaved, murdered, raped, and manically subjugated an ENTIRE indigenous population for DECADES to accumulate all this stolen gold! How dare you tell us we can't steal it yet again!"
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The fact that Spain is mad they can't loot the #SanJose is hilarious.
"HEY! We legit enslaved, murdered, raped, and manically subjugated an ENTIRE indigenous population for DECADES to accumulate all this stolen gold! How dare you tell us we can't steal it yet again!"
"HEY! We legit enslaved, murdered, raped, and manically subjugated an ENTIRE indigenous population for DECADES to accumulate all this stolen gold! How dare you tell us we can't steal it yet again!"
Hey Georgia! How's it feel to watch your grifting grifter of a representative grift her way right out the door, just in the nick of time for one final, lifelong grift?
Almost seems like y'all like electing grifters, or some such.
Almost seems like y'all like electing grifters, or some such.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Hey Georgia! How's it feel to watch your grifting grifter of a representative grift her way right out the door, just in the nick of time for one final, lifelong grift?
Almost seems like y'all like electing grifters, or some such.
Almost seems like y'all like electing grifters, or some such.
Apparently, the closer you get to the playoffs, the less moving screens are illegal.
When you're actually IN the playoffs, moving screens are legit never ever ever called.
Talking to you, #WNBA.
When you're actually IN the playoffs, moving screens are legit never ever ever called.
Talking to you, #WNBA.
September 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Apparently, the closer you get to the playoffs, the less moving screens are illegal.
When you're actually IN the playoffs, moving screens are legit never ever ever called.
Talking to you, #WNBA.
When you're actually IN the playoffs, moving screens are legit never ever ever called.
Talking to you, #WNBA.
Wow. Charlie Kirk's killer seems to be a straight, white, 20-something, male, with easy access to guns.
Who could have possibly predicted?
Oh...everyone.
Who could have possibly predicted?
Oh...everyone.
September 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Wow. Charlie Kirk's killer seems to be a straight, white, 20-something, male, with easy access to guns.
Who could have possibly predicted?
Oh...everyone.
Who could have possibly predicted?
Oh...everyone.
MAGA: whhahahhhaaaaaaaa! Cracker Barrel! Whaaahhaaaaaaaa! Woke! Whaaahhaaaa! Cancel! Woke woke woke! Waaahahahahha!
Also MAGA: You libturds cancel everything!
Everyone else: Cracker Barrel is fucking awful. Who gives a shit about the logo...stop selling shit food wrapped in old timey bullshit.
Also MAGA: You libturds cancel everything!
Everyone else: Cracker Barrel is fucking awful. Who gives a shit about the logo...stop selling shit food wrapped in old timey bullshit.
August 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
MAGA: whhahahhhaaaaaaaa! Cracker Barrel! Whaaahhaaaaaaaa! Woke! Whaaahhaaaa! Cancel! Woke woke woke! Waaahahahahha!
Also MAGA: You libturds cancel everything!
Everyone else: Cracker Barrel is fucking awful. Who gives a shit about the logo...stop selling shit food wrapped in old timey bullshit.
Also MAGA: You libturds cancel everything!
Everyone else: Cracker Barrel is fucking awful. Who gives a shit about the logo...stop selling shit food wrapped in old timey bullshit.
It's so strange...in all the YA dystopian futures, America is run by a ruthlessly clever, evil genius.
But in our current, real world dystopia, America is run by a cartoonishly stupid, fat, orange, pedophile Boss Hog.
Any author who tried to write this story would have been laughed into obscurity.
But in our current, real world dystopia, America is run by a cartoonishly stupid, fat, orange, pedophile Boss Hog.
Any author who tried to write this story would have been laughed into obscurity.
August 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's so strange...in all the YA dystopian futures, America is run by a ruthlessly clever, evil genius.
But in our current, real world dystopia, America is run by a cartoonishly stupid, fat, orange, pedophile Boss Hog.
Any author who tried to write this story would have been laughed into obscurity.
But in our current, real world dystopia, America is run by a cartoonishly stupid, fat, orange, pedophile Boss Hog.
Any author who tried to write this story would have been laughed into obscurity.
June 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
As recent as two years ago, I was like, "Absolutely NO one needs a gun. I will NEVER buy a gun."
And now I'm all, "Arm the fuck up, liberals. Get your training and concealed carry license. Play their stupid game now, because they'll play it all fucking day."
And now I'm all, "Arm the fuck up, liberals. Get your training and concealed carry license. Play their stupid game now, because they'll play it all fucking day."
June 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
As recent as two years ago, I was like, "Absolutely NO one needs a gun. I will NEVER buy a gun."
And now I'm all, "Arm the fuck up, liberals. Get your training and concealed carry license. Play their stupid game now, because they'll play it all fucking day."
And now I'm all, "Arm the fuck up, liberals. Get your training and concealed carry license. Play their stupid game now, because they'll play it all fucking day."
So.... They lied?!?
What a crazy random happenstance.
What a crazy random happenstance.
A DHS spokesperson defended the detainment, accusing Sen. Padilla of failing to properly identify himself during Sec. Kristi Noem's press conference.
But multiple videos show Padilla clearly identifying himself as a senator.
But multiple videos show Padilla clearly identifying himself as a senator.
Sen. Padilla pushed to ground, handcuffed for demanding DHS not lie
Forcibly removing a sitting US senator, as they opposed the president's immigration policy, is a part of a broader slide.
www.motherjones.com
June 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
So.... They lied?!?
What a crazy random happenstance.
What a crazy random happenstance.
If you're so dumb that you don't see the litmus-test-nature of what's happening in LA, you should probably join a 2nd grade classroom in the fall and then just do it all over from there.
June 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If you're so dumb that you don't see the litmus-test-nature of what's happening in LA, you should probably join a 2nd grade classroom in the fall and then just do it all over from there.
Hey #MAGA, where the fuck are all you "Don't Tread On Me" gasbags right about now??!!
I thought you fucking LIVED for the opportunity to go all 2nd Amendment against government tyranny.
Ya'll suddenly seem pretty goddam selective about what fucking tyranny looks like.
I thought you fucking LIVED for the opportunity to go all 2nd Amendment against government tyranny.
Ya'll suddenly seem pretty goddam selective about what fucking tyranny looks like.
June 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Hey #MAGA, where the fuck are all you "Don't Tread On Me" gasbags right about now??!!
I thought you fucking LIVED for the opportunity to go all 2nd Amendment against government tyranny.
Ya'll suddenly seem pretty goddam selective about what fucking tyranny looks like.
I thought you fucking LIVED for the opportunity to go all 2nd Amendment against government tyranny.
Ya'll suddenly seem pretty goddam selective about what fucking tyranny looks like.
#DidYouKnow ???
If you rearrange the letters of MakeAmericaGreatAgain, you can spell:
"I'm A Giant Racist"
Well, no you can't...but you believed it for a split second.
And you REALLY wanted it to be true.
Me too.
If you rearrange the letters of MakeAmericaGreatAgain, you can spell:
"I'm A Giant Racist"
Well, no you can't...but you believed it for a split second.
And you REALLY wanted it to be true.
Me too.
June 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
#DidYouKnow ???
If you rearrange the letters of MakeAmericaGreatAgain, you can spell:
"I'm A Giant Racist"
Well, no you can't...but you believed it for a split second.
And you REALLY wanted it to be true.
Me too.
If you rearrange the letters of MakeAmericaGreatAgain, you can spell:
"I'm A Giant Racist"
Well, no you can't...but you believed it for a split second.
And you REALLY wanted it to be true.
Me too.
Stephen Miller got all his ideas on how to burn down a country by watching Band Of Brothers and rooting for the Germans.
I mean, his birthplace of 1627 Transylvania isn't too far away.
#MakeFascismGreatAgain
I mean, his birthplace of 1627 Transylvania isn't too far away.
#MakeFascismGreatAgain
June 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Stephen Miller got all his ideas on how to burn down a country by watching Band Of Brothers and rooting for the Germans.
I mean, his birthplace of 1627 Transylvania isn't too far away.
#MakeFascismGreatAgain
I mean, his birthplace of 1627 Transylvania isn't too far away.
#MakeFascismGreatAgain
It's almost like everyone knew what was coming, or somesuch.
Deploying the military on U.S. soil as law enforcement against Americans was on page 555 of Project 2025.
So don’t say “I didn’t vote for this,” because you did.
This isn’t a response.
This was always their plan.
So don’t say “I didn’t vote for this,” because you did.
This isn’t a response.
This was always their plan.
June 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's almost like everyone knew what was coming, or somesuch.
June 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
So, maybe super-rich, ultra-privileged, narcissistic white dudes, who've lived their entire lives perpetuating the idea that they're unerringly perfect specimens of human existence, despite infinite evidence to the contrary, aren't the best dudes to run ANYTHING...let alone a fucking country. #TACO
June 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
So, maybe super-rich, ultra-privileged, narcissistic white dudes, who've lived their entire lives perpetuating the idea that they're unerringly perfect specimens of human existence, despite infinite evidence to the contrary, aren't the best dudes to run ANYTHING...let alone a fucking country. #TACO
This is all the problems, in a single paragraph.
Everything.
All of it.
Every last issue comes down to this.
Everything.
All of it.
Every last issue comes down to this.
One of the greatest deceptions of our time is the false narrative that we should be more concerned about a poor person misusing the welfare system or an immigrant being here illegally than we are about the ultra wealthy abusing the system and cruel people having unchecked power over all of us.
June 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This is all the problems, in a single paragraph.
Everything.
All of it.
Every last issue comes down to this.
Everything.
All of it.
Every last issue comes down to this.
Someone explain to me how ICE is not in CONSTANT violation of the Posse Comitatus Act?
Because it's not the US military?
Oh sure. A heavily armed FEDERAL force is somehow NOT equivalent to the US military?
Sure Jan.
This is incredibly illegal stuff.
Because it's not the US military?
Oh sure. A heavily armed FEDERAL force is somehow NOT equivalent to the US military?
Sure Jan.
This is incredibly illegal stuff.
I think we’ve reached a boiling point when it comes to ICE.
Today in Minneapolis, a militarized task force raided the beloved Lake Street taqueria, Las Cuatro Milpas—and the community was not having it.
Agents from ICE, the DEA, FBI, ATF, IRS and HHS rolled up looking like they were ready for war.
Today in Minneapolis, a militarized task force raided the beloved Lake Street taqueria, Las Cuatro Milpas—and the community was not having it.
Agents from ICE, the DEA, FBI, ATF, IRS and HHS rolled up looking like they were ready for war.
June 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Someone explain to me how ICE is not in CONSTANT violation of the Posse Comitatus Act?
Because it's not the US military?
Oh sure. A heavily armed FEDERAL force is somehow NOT equivalent to the US military?
Sure Jan.
This is incredibly illegal stuff.
Because it's not the US military?
Oh sure. A heavily armed FEDERAL force is somehow NOT equivalent to the US military?
Sure Jan.
This is incredibly illegal stuff.
Mullin: What were we ranked nationally in math and reading in 1979?
McMahon: We were very low on the totem pole.
Mullin: We were number one in 1979
McMahon: We were very low on the totem pole.
Mullin: We were number one in 1979
June 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Watching the Implosion (Titan Submersible) documentary on HBO...
Wow. Stockton Rush was a colossal sack of arrogant shit. A murderer, basically.
His attitude about nearly everything is the epitome of the privileged, rich, white dude: I'm smarter, cooler, and more important than everyone else.
Wow. Stockton Rush was a colossal sack of arrogant shit. A murderer, basically.
His attitude about nearly everything is the epitome of the privileged, rich, white dude: I'm smarter, cooler, and more important than everyone else.
June 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Watching the Implosion (Titan Submersible) documentary on HBO...
Wow. Stockton Rush was a colossal sack of arrogant shit. A murderer, basically.
His attitude about nearly everything is the epitome of the privileged, rich, white dude: I'm smarter, cooler, and more important than everyone else.
Wow. Stockton Rush was a colossal sack of arrogant shit. A murderer, basically.
His attitude about nearly everything is the epitome of the privileged, rich, white dude: I'm smarter, cooler, and more important than everyone else.
Christine McVie > Stevie Nicks.
I won't be taking questions at this time.
I won't be taking questions at this time.
June 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Christine McVie > Stevie Nicks.
I won't be taking questions at this time.
I won't be taking questions at this time.