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C.M. Rocker
@cmrocker.bsky.social
Indie Author, Eternal GM & Aspiring VtM Storyteller's Vault Creator

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Time for a post holiday write.
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Working the week of a holiday should be illegal.

Working for a living should be illegal.

Actually, things being illegal should be illegal.

Actually the concept of illegality should be illegal.

Anyway, I'm gonna go to work before I snap and seize the local Waffle House from the bourgeoisie
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I create my furry porn fanfic Magnum Opus on company time
Forget calling in sick. As an artist, we should be allowed to call in creative.

Sorry boss. Can't come in today. The muse has called me and I must listen.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Star Wars is still trending? I could go on esoteric lore rants that'd drive you to madness.

I could bring up lore that'd shatter your reality like learning the tongue of the Elder Gods.

Like the green pirate people from another galaxy orbiting the SW one.

But instead I'll just lament no KOTOR 3
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Du...Du hast...du hast mich
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Not gonna lie, I'm writing a short story for the front portion of content for this by night setting...

...and it's pretty good. Is it dangerous to think your own work is good?

I think I might be getting too powerful.
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I can't help but feel like I need to see a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving remake where they recreate Four Brothers.

Charlie Brown, Linus, Franklin & Schroder with thick Boston accents, chasing down Snoopy - who had their mother killed in a gas station with a biplane.

Lucy can be the asshole cop
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Working on this By Night sourcebook has given me a reason to write short fiction again.

For the longest time I've always done long form and I always lose steam. Perhaps my calling is less novel and more world building.

Or maybe I'm just not medicated enough. Time will tell
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I don't care how many war crimes Coffee Mate has committed - no evidence before the ICC is enough to convince me not to do lines of this cold foam off my partners before every cup of coffee
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Everyone wants to hate us queer-folk until we are immortally hunked out.

Glistening cum dumpsters that carry through the ages like the stone etched into Roman statues.

Sharp fangs that pierce supple twink skin. The hot idea of being a blood drenched queen eternally

Wait what was i talking about
it's truly fascinating to live in a time in which anti LGBT violence is rising again and somehow Interview With A Vampire, the gayest show ever filmed, is on the air and wildly popular
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"Alright guys, those other fifteen trafficked girls were just a fluke - we get it. But now we are starting to get a little concerned"
17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Finally, the torment Nexus is at hand. The robots fueled by every ounce of drinkable water have begun repeating each other's nonsense.

Soon the Internet will be like the worst digital blunt rotation forever - just Elon and Altman's bastard robo kids insisting their dads were sex gods forever.
oh whoa the models aren't just getting better and better consistently huh
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I love me a dubious powder. A strange off-yellow substance jam packed with enough creatine to pop Rogan's kidneys like a water balloon.
Americans need to eat fewer ultra-processed foods and more dubious powders
And yes, the swag bags. Attendees received MAHA-branded tote bags with:

- Packets of creatine
- Beef tallow potato chips ($79 for a 6-pack!!)
- Mouth tape
- RFK Jr's biography
- Beef protein bars
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Had a new vampire join the coterie during the game yesterday. It went well!

Except for accidentally booting a man's face in. That wasn't in my new player bingo card.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Me everyday.

Me right now.

Always Bi.

Always frisky.

Always confused.
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
They just aren't seeing the long term strategy. If we lose $500 billion, then technically that's just $500 billion you can grow now....

...from a certain point of view
it's actually really good our stock is down $500 billion, you fool, you absolute simpleton

www.businessinsider.com/jensen-huang...
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
🎵 You load up 16 chais, and what do ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt 🎵

Someone better at music than me finish this and blare it outside the Starbucks HQ for 47 hours straight in solidarity.
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
When the polycule is big enough to host it's own internal DnD campaign

[Based]
Incorrect, @jimzub.bsky.social; *this* is the greatest picture of me
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Oh kitty cat crying outside my bedroom door,

Let me sleep off this hangover an hour more.

I've grown old, my back is sore,

and it seems so easy, to live your life

To meow and cry, to be fed without a strife.

So please little kitty, my bundle of furry joys

Shut the fuck up, stop making noise.
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Enbaddies goes crazy
Enbaddies? Gendercheers? Is this anything?
Just a couple of badass enbies hanging out, nothing to see here 😎

Been a bloody long time coming @erikaishii.bsky.social !
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Reposted by C.M. Rocker
Enbaddies? Gendercheers? Is this anything?
Just a couple of badass enbies hanging out, nothing to see here 😎

Been a bloody long time coming @erikaishii.bsky.social !
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I'm using two friend groups as test games for early concepts of what will be the eventual By Night sourcebook I'm writing.

That being said, three sessions in and the chronicle already has some top notch quotes
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
#vtm

I am always so inspired looking through The Storytell Vault. I love multimedia projects. I love writing for them, I love designing them.

And I love TTRPGs. That's why I'm working on a By Night Sourcebook for my city.

I'm curious though, what By Night Cities would you want a book for?
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM