Yes-yes! Great Horned Rat take the warpball!

It's nearly December and I still feel like it should be August.

It's also nearly 8am and I feel it should be sleepy time still.

"useful" never came to mind when thinking of Twitter, but the rest checks out

I got so carried away I wrote dumpsters instead of gutters - but It still works. Just even more sticky I guess.

I got so carried away I wrote dumpsters instead of gutters - but It still works. Just even more sticky I guess.

Everyone wants to hate us queer-folk until we are immortally hunked out.

Glistening cum dumpsters that carry through the ages like the stone etched into Roman statues.

Sharp fangs that pierce supple twink skin. The hot idea of being a blood drenched queen eternally

Wait what was i talking about

Finally, the torment Nexus is at hand. The robots fueled by every ounce of drinkable water have begun repeating each other's nonsense.

Soon the Internet will be like the worst digital blunt rotation forever - just Elon and Altman's bastard robo kids insisting their dad's were sex gods forever.

#vamily #vtm

The moral of the story is, don't called shot kick a man in the head when they've already been surprised punched by a Nosferatu.

*SQUISH* right in the middle of a parking deck.

Which, for those who've never booted a man's head in, isn't great.

He was dropped into the thick of things, tbf. He had little idea what was going on except that the coterie needed to kidnap a mortal.

New lick jumps in to help subdue the mortals boyfriend - but being a gangrel - he has A LOT of strength.

Doing 8 called shot to the head damage with a kick aannnd