Heather Lawver
@cmoheather.bsky.social
Entrepreneur, marketing fanatic & righteous indignation addict. Current: founder www.ceemo.ai, Techstars ‘23. Past: PotterWar, Yang Yun IOC/CCP campaign, in textbooks from MIT & Harvard Law, but didn’t go to uni. ♥️ storytelling, samoyeds & gaming
Oh man, I am so so jealous!! (As I sit here in a Starfleet Academy tshirt, I just realized... haha, #nerdalert)
December 6, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Oh man, I am so so jealous!! (As I sit here in a Starfleet Academy tshirt, I just realized... haha, #nerdalert)
Where is this?! Is it still around?
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December 6, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Where is this?! Is it still around?
I wish I could read his fluffy mind.
What was it about Ms Chase that made him come running?
What was he trying to say??
After, why did he dig in his toy box to find his plushie cell phone, which he then played with ALL evening?!
We shall never know. Such are the mysteries of Tyberius.
🧵/ fin
What was it about Ms Chase that made him come running?
What was he trying to say??
After, why did he dig in his toy box to find his plushie cell phone, which he then played with ALL evening?!
We shall never know. Such are the mysteries of Tyberius.
🧵/ fin
June 3, 2023 at 12:36 AM
I wish I could read his fluffy mind.
What was it about Ms Chase that made him come running?
What was he trying to say??
After, why did he dig in his toy box to find his plushie cell phone, which he then played with ALL evening?!
We shall never know. Such are the mysteries of Tyberius.
🧵/ fin
What was it about Ms Chase that made him come running?
What was he trying to say??
After, why did he dig in his toy box to find his plushie cell phone, which he then played with ALL evening?!
We shall never know. Such are the mysteries of Tyberius.
🧵/ fin
You might think, having achieved his favorite response — his cuteness once again affirmed — that Ty might quiet down.
But no.
He tried most fervently to carry on a very long & complicated conversation with Ms Chase. Sentences were spoken. Paws were stomped in response to pleas to quiet down.
🧵/ 5
But no.
He tried most fervently to carry on a very long & complicated conversation with Ms Chase. Sentences were spoken. Paws were stomped in response to pleas to quiet down.
🧵/ 5
June 3, 2023 at 12:29 AM
You might think, having achieved his favorite response — his cuteness once again affirmed — that Ty might quiet down.
But no.
He tried most fervently to carry on a very long & complicated conversation with Ms Chase. Sentences were spoken. Paws were stomped in response to pleas to quiet down.
🧵/ 5
But no.
He tried most fervently to carry on a very long & complicated conversation with Ms Chase. Sentences were spoken. Paws were stomped in response to pleas to quiet down.
🧵/ 5
I tried to talk over him, apologizing to Ms Chase Customer Service, but she was soon lost in unexpected giggles.
She asked if he was a lab, but I said no; he is a very large, very fluffy & very SASSY samoyed.
She called him cute.
🥰He was overjoyed!🥰 And dare I say, quite proud of himself.
🧵/ 4
She asked if he was a lab, but I said no; he is a very large, very fluffy & very SASSY samoyed.
She called him cute.
🥰He was overjoyed!🥰 And dare I say, quite proud of himself.
🧵/ 4
June 3, 2023 at 12:25 AM
I tried to talk over him, apologizing to Ms Chase Customer Service, but she was soon lost in unexpected giggles.
She asked if he was a lab, but I said no; he is a very large, very fluffy & very SASSY samoyed.
She called him cute.
🥰He was overjoyed!🥰 And dare I say, quite proud of himself.
🧵/ 4
She asked if he was a lab, but I said no; he is a very large, very fluffy & very SASSY samoyed.
She called him cute.
🥰He was overjoyed!🥰 And dare I say, quite proud of himself.
🧵/ 4
What 🚨sound effects🚨, you ask?
He rao-rao’d alllllll the way toward me, with ever increasing indignance, pushing his way into my hands, trying to shove his face right into the phone.
He could not be dissuaded. He refused to shush his sassy self.
Apparently he. had. things. to. SAY!
🧵/ 3
He rao-rao’d alllllll the way toward me, with ever increasing indignance, pushing his way into my hands, trying to shove his face right into the phone.
He could not be dissuaded. He refused to shush his sassy self.
Apparently he. had. things. to. SAY!
🧵/ 3
June 3, 2023 at 12:21 AM
What 🚨sound effects🚨, you ask?
He rao-rao’d alllllll the way toward me, with ever increasing indignance, pushing his way into my hands, trying to shove his face right into the phone.
He could not be dissuaded. He refused to shush his sassy self.
Apparently he. had. things. to. SAY!
🧵/ 3
He rao-rao’d alllllll the way toward me, with ever increasing indignance, pushing his way into my hands, trying to shove his face right into the phone.
He could not be dissuaded. He refused to shush his sassy self.
Apparently he. had. things. to. SAY!
🧵/ 3
At one point, I had to put the kind Chase Customer Service Lady on speaker, so I could access their app & click a very important button.
The *instant* her voice came over the speaker, Tyberius came RUNNING from his favorite nap spot in the bathroom.
💨RUN👏🏻NING💨 with 🚨SOUND 📢 EFFECTS!🚨
🧵/ 2
The *instant* her voice came over the speaker, Tyberius came RUNNING from his favorite nap spot in the bathroom.
💨RUN👏🏻NING💨 with 🚨SOUND 📢 EFFECTS!🚨
🧵/ 2
June 3, 2023 at 12:04 AM
At one point, I had to put the kind Chase Customer Service Lady on speaker, so I could access their app & click a very important button.
The *instant* her voice came over the speaker, Tyberius came RUNNING from his favorite nap spot in the bathroom.
💨RUN👏🏻NING💨 with 🚨SOUND 📢 EFFECTS!🚨
🧵/ 2
The *instant* her voice came over the speaker, Tyberius came RUNNING from his favorite nap spot in the bathroom.
💨RUN👏🏻NING💨 with 🚨SOUND 📢 EFFECTS!🚨
🧵/ 2
Yay! Glad to hear it! :)
May 20, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Yay! Glad to hear it! :)