Heather Lawver
@cmoheather.bsky.social
Entrepreneur, marketing fanatic & righteous indignation addict. Current: founder www.ceemo.ai, Techstars ‘23. Past: PotterWar, Yang Yun IOC/CCP campaign, in textbooks from MIT & Harvard Law, but didn’t go to uni. ♥️ storytelling, samoyeds & gaming
One of my fav life mini-games is to give my service accounts ridiculous usernames. That way when customer service has to confirm it, it forces them to say goofy stuff or give me a compliment.
Just made 3 professionals at J.P. Morgan commercial bank say somethin silly! Huzzah for meeting giggles! 🤣
Just made 3 professionals at J.P. Morgan commercial bank say somethin silly! Huzzah for meeting giggles! 🤣
July 27, 2023 at 6:42 PM
One of my fav life mini-games is to give my service accounts ridiculous usernames. That way when customer service has to confirm it, it forces them to say goofy stuff or give me a compliment.
Just made 3 professionals at J.P. Morgan commercial bank say somethin silly! Huzzah for meeting giggles! 🤣
Just made 3 professionals at J.P. Morgan commercial bank say somethin silly! Huzzah for meeting giggles! 🤣
Ty had a bath today & I just cannot get over how gorgeous he looks!! Especially since his groomer girlfriend decided to put him in adorable hair bows, lmao! Will he let ME put cute headgear on him? NO! But he will let his girlfriend, apparently! 🤣
Srsly tho, *the cuteness*!!! I can’t take it!🥰
Srsly tho, *the cuteness*!!! I can’t take it!🥰
July 27, 2023 at 2:55 AM
Ty had a bath today & I just cannot get over how gorgeous he looks!! Especially since his groomer girlfriend decided to put him in adorable hair bows, lmao! Will he let ME put cute headgear on him? NO! But he will let his girlfriend, apparently! 🤣
Srsly tho, *the cuteness*!!! I can’t take it!🥰
Srsly tho, *the cuteness*!!! I can’t take it!🥰
Tyberius cracks me up! Does he EVER let me put cute things on his head? Nope! I got away with it literally just once for all of 30 seconds.
But if his girlfriend the groomer wants to put cute hair bows on him? YES! He will accept it & look flippin’ adorable! Because hey, that’s his girlfriend! 🤣
But if his girlfriend the groomer wants to put cute hair bows on him? YES! He will accept it & look flippin’ adorable! Because hey, that’s his girlfriend! 🤣
July 26, 2023 at 8:41 PM
Tyberius cracks me up! Does he EVER let me put cute things on his head? Nope! I got away with it literally just once for all of 30 seconds.
But if his girlfriend the groomer wants to put cute hair bows on him? YES! He will accept it & look flippin’ adorable! Because hey, that’s his girlfriend! 🤣
But if his girlfriend the groomer wants to put cute hair bows on him? YES! He will accept it & look flippin’ adorable! Because hey, that’s his girlfriend! 🤣
Tyberius is very very VERY excited to be going on an adventure today!
July 26, 2023 at 1:23 PM
Tyberius is very very VERY excited to be going on an adventure today!
I wish I could read his fluffy mind.
What was it about Ms Chase that made him come running?
What was he trying to say??
After, why did he dig in his toy box to find his plushie cell phone, which he then played with ALL evening?!
We shall never know. Such are the mysteries of Tyberius.
🧵/ fin
What was it about Ms Chase that made him come running?
What was he trying to say??
After, why did he dig in his toy box to find his plushie cell phone, which he then played with ALL evening?!
We shall never know. Such are the mysteries of Tyberius.
🧵/ fin
June 3, 2023 at 12:36 AM
I wish I could read his fluffy mind.
What was it about Ms Chase that made him come running?
What was he trying to say??
After, why did he dig in his toy box to find his plushie cell phone, which he then played with ALL evening?!
We shall never know. Such are the mysteries of Tyberius.
🧵/ fin
What was it about Ms Chase that made him come running?
What was he trying to say??
After, why did he dig in his toy box to find his plushie cell phone, which he then played with ALL evening?!
We shall never know. Such are the mysteries of Tyberius.
🧵/ fin
You might think, having achieved his favorite response — his cuteness once again affirmed — that Ty might quiet down.
But no.
He tried most fervently to carry on a very long & complicated conversation with Ms Chase. Sentences were spoken. Paws were stomped in response to pleas to quiet down.
🧵/ 5
But no.
He tried most fervently to carry on a very long & complicated conversation with Ms Chase. Sentences were spoken. Paws were stomped in response to pleas to quiet down.
🧵/ 5
June 3, 2023 at 12:29 AM
You might think, having achieved his favorite response — his cuteness once again affirmed — that Ty might quiet down.
But no.
He tried most fervently to carry on a very long & complicated conversation with Ms Chase. Sentences were spoken. Paws were stomped in response to pleas to quiet down.
🧵/ 5
But no.
He tried most fervently to carry on a very long & complicated conversation with Ms Chase. Sentences were spoken. Paws were stomped in response to pleas to quiet down.
🧵/ 5
I tried to talk over him, apologizing to Ms Chase Customer Service, but she was soon lost in unexpected giggles.
She asked if he was a lab, but I said no; he is a very large, very fluffy & very SASSY samoyed.
She called him cute.
🥰He was overjoyed!🥰 And dare I say, quite proud of himself.
🧵/ 4
She asked if he was a lab, but I said no; he is a very large, very fluffy & very SASSY samoyed.
She called him cute.
🥰He was overjoyed!🥰 And dare I say, quite proud of himself.
🧵/ 4
June 3, 2023 at 12:25 AM
I tried to talk over him, apologizing to Ms Chase Customer Service, but she was soon lost in unexpected giggles.
She asked if he was a lab, but I said no; he is a very large, very fluffy & very SASSY samoyed.
She called him cute.
🥰He was overjoyed!🥰 And dare I say, quite proud of himself.
🧵/ 4
She asked if he was a lab, but I said no; he is a very large, very fluffy & very SASSY samoyed.
She called him cute.
🥰He was overjoyed!🥰 And dare I say, quite proud of himself.
🧵/ 4
What 🚨sound effects🚨, you ask?
He rao-rao’d alllllll the way toward me, with ever increasing indignance, pushing his way into my hands, trying to shove his face right into the phone.
He could not be dissuaded. He refused to shush his sassy self.
Apparently he. had. things. to. SAY!
🧵/ 3
He rao-rao’d alllllll the way toward me, with ever increasing indignance, pushing his way into my hands, trying to shove his face right into the phone.
He could not be dissuaded. He refused to shush his sassy self.
Apparently he. had. things. to. SAY!
🧵/ 3
June 3, 2023 at 12:21 AM
What 🚨sound effects🚨, you ask?
He rao-rao’d alllllll the way toward me, with ever increasing indignance, pushing his way into my hands, trying to shove his face right into the phone.
He could not be dissuaded. He refused to shush his sassy self.
Apparently he. had. things. to. SAY!
🧵/ 3
He rao-rao’d alllllll the way toward me, with ever increasing indignance, pushing his way into my hands, trying to shove his face right into the phone.
He could not be dissuaded. He refused to shush his sassy self.
Apparently he. had. things. to. SAY!
🧵/ 3
At one point, I had to put the kind Chase Customer Service Lady on speaker, so I could access their app & click a very important button.
The *instant* her voice came over the speaker, Tyberius came RUNNING from his favorite nap spot in the bathroom.
💨RUN👏🏻NING💨 with 🚨SOUND 📢 EFFECTS!🚨
🧵/ 2
The *instant* her voice came over the speaker, Tyberius came RUNNING from his favorite nap spot in the bathroom.
💨RUN👏🏻NING💨 with 🚨SOUND 📢 EFFECTS!🚨
🧵/ 2
June 3, 2023 at 12:04 AM
At one point, I had to put the kind Chase Customer Service Lady on speaker, so I could access their app & click a very important button.
The *instant* her voice came over the speaker, Tyberius came RUNNING from his favorite nap spot in the bathroom.
💨RUN👏🏻NING💨 with 🚨SOUND 📢 EFFECTS!🚨
🧵/ 2
The *instant* her voice came over the speaker, Tyberius came RUNNING from his favorite nap spot in the bathroom.
💨RUN👏🏻NING💨 with 🚨SOUND 📢 EFFECTS!🚨
🧵/ 2
My dog did something ridiculously cute today.
“Who… MEEEEE?”
Prepare for an epic tale!! With pictures!
I was happily eating my dinner when the phone rang. It was my business’ bank account, concerned about a payment I tried to send to my software dev partner.
🧵/ 1
“Who… MEEEEE?”
Prepare for an epic tale!! With pictures!
I was happily eating my dinner when the phone rang. It was my business’ bank account, concerned about a payment I tried to send to my software dev partner.
🧵/ 1
June 2, 2023 at 11:54 PM
My dog did something ridiculously cute today.
“Who… MEEEEE?”
Prepare for an epic tale!! With pictures!
I was happily eating my dinner when the phone rang. It was my business’ bank account, concerned about a payment I tried to send to my software dev partner.
🧵/ 1
“Who… MEEEEE?”
Prepare for an epic tale!! With pictures!
I was happily eating my dinner when the phone rang. It was my business’ bank account, concerned about a payment I tried to send to my software dev partner.
🧵/ 1
I worked all day yesterday, but managed to get caught up on needed UI/UX work. Go me! But then I was so exhausted I accidentally slept all day, missing most of my one day off. Now I’m sad.
At least Ty is still adorable.
At least Ty is still adorable.
May 21, 2023 at 11:22 PM
I worked all day yesterday, but managed to get caught up on needed UI/UX work. Go me! But then I was so exhausted I accidentally slept all day, missing most of my one day off. Now I’m sad.
At least Ty is still adorable.
At least Ty is still adorable.
Someone desperately wants my watermelon.
May 21, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Someone desperately wants my watermelon.
Taught a pitching class this morning, been working on UI/UX all day, refining our launch product. Right now minimum screen sizes are the bane of my existence. But at least Floofy Boi is full of his usual antics, keeping me entertained. He looks so damn chonky here, but trust me, it’s all floof.
May 19, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Taught a pitching class this morning, been working on UI/UX all day, refining our launch product. Right now minimum screen sizes are the bane of my existence. But at least Floofy Boi is full of his usual antics, keeping me entertained. He looks so damn chonky here, but trust me, it’s all floof.
This is Tyberius. I am his hooman.
Fair warning: I will be sharing millions — potentially even billions — of photos like this one. Because Tyberius is adorable, he is photogenic, he loves you, he wants you to be happy, and it’s the law that his happy floofy face must be plastered all over the net.
Fair warning: I will be sharing millions — potentially even billions — of photos like this one. Because Tyberius is adorable, he is photogenic, he loves you, he wants you to be happy, and it’s the law that his happy floofy face must be plastered all over the net.
May 19, 2023 at 7:25 AM
This is Tyberius. I am his hooman.
Fair warning: I will be sharing millions — potentially even billions — of photos like this one. Because Tyberius is adorable, he is photogenic, he loves you, he wants you to be happy, and it’s the law that his happy floofy face must be plastered all over the net.
Fair warning: I will be sharing millions — potentially even billions — of photos like this one. Because Tyberius is adorable, he is photogenic, he loves you, he wants you to be happy, and it’s the law that his happy floofy face must be plastered all over the net.