This whole #BlakeLively case is crazy. #JustinBaldoni followed these exact steps:

1: Victimize a woman.
2: Leave PROOF of actual crimes in said woman's hands.
3: Further harass that same woman.
4: Act surprised when she produces evidence.

Go Blake Go! Let's see step 5: He can't harm anyone again.

One of my fav life mini-games is to give my service accounts ridiculous usernames. That way when customer service has to confirm it, it forces them to say goofy stuff or give me a compliment.
Just made 3 professionals at J.P. Morgan commercial bank say somethin silly! Huzzah for meeting giggles! 🤣

Ty had a bath today & I just cannot get over how gorgeous he looks!! Especially since his groomer girlfriend decided to put him in adorable hair bows, lmao! Will he let ME put cute headgear on him? NO! But he will let his girlfriend, apparently! 🤣
Srsly tho, *the cuteness*!!! I can’t take it!🥰

Tyberius cracks me up! Does he EVER let me put cute things on his head? Nope! I got away with it literally just once for all of 30 seconds.
But if his girlfriend the groomer wants to put cute hair bows on him? YES! He will accept it & look flippin’ adorable! Because hey, that’s his girlfriend! 🤣

Tyberius is very very VERY excited to be going on an adventure today!

Am I crazy for thinking that dumping someone via text is an absolutely disrespectful slap in the face? (Barring, ofc, situations where a personal interaction would be dangerous.) It just feels like it shows how little they valued you, your time together, or the underlying friendship.

This week has been bonkers at work. We’re trying to develop an emotion-based coding system for typefaces. The subjectiveness is very real! It’s a fun intellectual puzzle though.

My dog did something ridiculously cute today.

“Who… MEEEEE?”

Prepare for an epic tale!! With pictures!

I was happily eating my dinner when the phone rang. It was my business’ bank account, concerned about a payment I tried to send to my software dev partner.

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I worked all day yesterday, but managed to get caught up on needed UI/UX work. Go me! But then I was so exhausted I accidentally slept all day, missing most of my one day off. Now I’m sad.
At least Ty is still adorable.

Is honesty too much to ask? It’s scary how that seems like a bridge too far for so many people.

Someone desperately wants my watermelon.

@amanda.omg.lol SO happy to find you here!! How are you doing?

Taught a pitching class this morning, been working on UI/UX all day, refining our launch product. Right now minimum screen sizes are the bane of my existence. But at least Floofy Boi is full of his usual antics, keeping me entertained. He looks so damn chonky here, but trust me, it’s all floof.

This is Tyberius. I am his hooman.

Fair warning: I will be sharing millions — potentially even billions — of photos like this one. Because Tyberius is adorable, he is photogenic, he loves you, he wants you to be happy, and it’s the law that his happy floofy face must be plastered all over the net.

I am so relieved to be here. I’ve massively missed the Old Place, but cannot bring myself to support it. Excited to find old friends, make new ones, share dog photos, and generally word-vomit my way through life with you all!