Christi Green
@cmgreen86.bsky.social
Twin mom. Recovering Baptist. Amateur potter. Disabled ADHDer working in tech. she/her #ROC
Rocky gets nervous when the Bills score, but he doesn't mind getting constant pets (to keep him from going ballistic when my husband yells excitedly at the TV). That was a helluva game y'all!
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Rocky gets nervous when the Bills score, but he doesn't mind getting constant pets (to keep him from going ballistic when my husband yells excitedly at the TV). That was a helluva game y'all!
This bad boy is pushing 20 years old and has survived half a dozen moves! We stopped taking it apart to move it because it wasn't gonna make it too many more times. But it's perfect next to my desk still!! Will be even better with some floral wallpaper!
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This bad boy is pushing 20 years old and has survived half a dozen moves! We stopped taking it apart to move it because it wasn't gonna make it too many more times. But it's perfect next to my desk still!! Will be even better with some floral wallpaper!
I have to have several blankets around, between the dog and the kids! Our Kermit loved clothes for winter warmth, but our current pup is more of a pillow and blanket kind of guy!
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I have to have several blankets around, between the dog and the kids! Our Kermit loved clothes for winter warmth, but our current pup is more of a pillow and blanket kind of guy!
She is beauty, she is grace. She's a fucking pain in the ass to clean up after.
(Is she... Me?)
(Is she... Me?)
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
She is beauty, she is grace. She's a fucking pain in the ass to clean up after.
(Is she... Me?)
(Is she... Me?)
Plying my kids with finger foods to get them to tolerate football.
Let's go Buffalo!!!
Let's go Buffalo!!!
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Plying my kids with finger foods to get them to tolerate football.
Let's go Buffalo!!!
Let's go Buffalo!!!
This is also how you end up with holiday staples like It Nearly Wasn't Christmas that feel like a fever dream because you spend over a decade trying to find a terrible copy of it on YouTube
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This is also how you end up with holiday staples like It Nearly Wasn't Christmas that feel like a fever dream because you spend over a decade trying to find a terrible copy of it on YouTube
Someone wants his two front teeth for Christmas!!!
October 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Someone wants his two front teeth for Christmas!!!
Going to do that shameless self promotion thing here, because I'm looking to start selling my ceramics and I have my first batch of earrings ready to go (with many more in the works!). If anyone is interested in one of these pairs of handmade earrings send me a DM. $40 includes shipping in US!
October 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Going to do that shameless self promotion thing here, because I'm looking to start selling my ceramics and I have my first batch of earrings ready to go (with many more in the works!). If anyone is interested in one of these pairs of handmade earrings send me a DM. $40 includes shipping in US!
But this afternoon, one of my sons was helping me clear "their" table, and I put their library books on top. Once we established whose pile each was, my son asked "Mommy, can we put them by belly position??"
I think my whole heart melted, y'all!! Being a mom, especially of twins, is the coolest!
I think my whole heart melted, y'all!! Being a mom, especially of twins, is the coolest!
October 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
But this afternoon, one of my sons was helping me clear "their" table, and I put their library books on top. Once we established whose pile each was, my son asked "Mommy, can we put them by belly position??"
I think my whole heart melted, y'all!! Being a mom, especially of twins, is the coolest!
I think my whole heart melted, y'all!! Being a mom, especially of twins, is the coolest!
Finally got some high fire wire that actually survived the kiln, and got my first 6 pairs of flower earrings back last night. These might be my favorites so far. Next up, waiting to see how my ice creams and French fries fare in the bisque firing!! Those tiny fudgecicles are giving me LIFE y'all!!
October 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Finally got some high fire wire that actually survived the kiln, and got my first 6 pairs of flower earrings back last night. These might be my favorites so far. Next up, waiting to see how my ice creams and French fries fare in the bisque firing!! Those tiny fudgecicles are giving me LIFE y'all!!
Always a good time to drop my favorite passage from @jasonkirk.fyi Hell Is A World Without You
September 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Always a good time to drop my favorite passage from @jasonkirk.fyi Hell Is A World Without You
Please enjoy the sexiest, most organized space in my home right now. I am obsessed with her!! All these organizers are things I already had, they just needed to be decluttered and re-categorized and now they're PERFECT!!
September 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Please enjoy the sexiest, most organized space in my home right now. I am obsessed with her!! All these organizers are things I already had, they just needed to be decluttered and re-categorized and now they're PERFECT!!
Managed to make exactly one pair of earrings from my first little batch of flower charms. The wires on all the rest broke, because my high fire wire was a lie. I don't anticipate this pair will survive long, but at least I know what I need to fix for the next batch!!
August 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Managed to make exactly one pair of earrings from my first little batch of flower charms. The wires on all the rest broke, because my high fire wire was a lie. I don't anticipate this pair will survive long, but at least I know what I need to fix for the next batch!!
The dresser and vanity *fit* for now, but they don't *work* in this layout, if that makes any sense. The mirror that's propped against the wall goes with the dresser, but hasn't been attached in years bc of the TV (which will get mounted eventually where the mirror is). Also it needs a rug, badly!!
August 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The dresser and vanity *fit* for now, but they don't *work* in this layout, if that makes any sense. The mirror that's propped against the wall goes with the dresser, but hasn't been attached in years bc of the TV (which will get mounted eventually where the mirror is). Also it needs a rug, badly!!
Took it easy for a couple of days for Botox, but back on my bullshit today building the new bed and moving furniture. Still need to move the old bed frame out, and figure out where the dresser and vanity will fit or if they need to go, but it's so much better already!!
August 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Took it easy for a couple of days for Botox, but back on my bullshit today building the new bed and moving furniture. Still need to move the old bed frame out, and figure out where the dresser and vanity will fit or if they need to go, but it's so much better already!!
Finding absolutely GOLD going through my college backpack this morning was not on my Bingo card, but please enjoy this bday card my Granddaddy made me with a photo of Granny and my Great Aunt with Macel Pate (the future Mrs. Jerry Falwell) and her sister. That's some real Lynchburg shit right there!
July 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Finding absolutely GOLD going through my college backpack this morning was not on my Bingo card, but please enjoy this bday card my Granddaddy made me with a photo of Granny and my Great Aunt with Macel Pate (the future Mrs. Jerry Falwell) and her sister. That's some real Lynchburg shit right there!
This was the inspo photo that Sarah and I chose for my commission, and I couldn't be happier with the end result!!!
July 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This was the inspo photo that Sarah and I chose for my commission, and I couldn't be happier with the end result!!!
@sarahecozart.bsky.social I finally hung your absolutely breathtaking Peaks of Otter inspired piece in my dining room, and the colors work PERFECTLY! I can't wait to walk by it every day and enjoy what used to be a completely bare wall 💜💜💜
July 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
@sarahecozart.bsky.social I finally hung your absolutely breathtaking Peaks of Otter inspired piece in my dining room, and the colors work PERFECTLY! I can't wait to walk by it every day and enjoy what used to be a completely bare wall 💜💜💜
As a 5th generation Lynchburger, I'd like to personally thank @kkdumez.bsky.social for the best single sentence summary of Lynchburg I've seen in my 39 years. I literally cackled!!
(from Jesus and John Wayne, which is PHENOMENAL!!)
(from Jesus and John Wayne, which is PHENOMENAL!!)
July 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
As a 5th generation Lynchburger, I'd like to personally thank @kkdumez.bsky.social for the best single sentence summary of Lynchburg I've seen in my 39 years. I literally cackled!!
(from Jesus and John Wayne, which is PHENOMENAL!!)
(from Jesus and John Wayne, which is PHENOMENAL!!)
I also got this beauty back from the kiln for a bff's birthday gift, and the glaze is absolutely everything!! Gonna have to play with the top glaze and see how it reacts with other colors bc it's so cool over the lilac!!
July 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I also got this beauty back from the kiln for a bff's birthday gift, and the glaze is absolutely everything!! Gonna have to play with the top glaze and see how it reacts with other colors bc it's so cool over the lilac!!
After years and years of the deer eating all the lilies in my front yard, I finally dug them up and straight up plopped them into my lily bed without even putting soil around them and anyway, I'm enjoying the blooms this morning FINALLY and the deer can suck it!!
July 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
After years and years of the deer eating all the lilies in my front yard, I finally dug them up and straight up plopped them into my lily bed without even putting soil around them and anyway, I'm enjoying the blooms this morning FINALLY and the deer can suck it!!
Blessed by the Kiln Gods again this week, with this stunning butter keeper. This might be my favorite piece so far!! It turned out way better than my test tile, and I think I'm gonna have to use this surface design again (and again and again...) #pottery #AmateurPotter
June 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Blessed by the Kiln Gods again this week, with this stunning butter keeper. This might be my favorite piece so far!! It turned out way better than my test tile, and I think I'm gonna have to use this surface design again (and again and again...) #pottery #AmateurPotter
Also please enjoy this much more representative collage of us being us, including the bottom right, before we even started dating lmfao
June 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Also please enjoy this much more representative collage of us being us, including the bottom right, before we even started dating lmfao
Twenty years ago today, my husband looked at me on the beach and said "so, there's like... a label... that people often put... on relationships..."
And that's how he asked me to officially be his girlfriend. We've been attached at the hip ever since. Happy Anniversary baby.
And that's how he asked me to officially be his girlfriend. We've been attached at the hip ever since. Happy Anniversary baby.
June 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Twenty years ago today, my husband looked at me on the beach and said "so, there's like... a label... that people often put... on relationships..."
And that's how he asked me to officially be his girlfriend. We've been attached at the hip ever since. Happy Anniversary baby.
And that's how he asked me to officially be his girlfriend. We've been attached at the hip ever since. Happy Anniversary baby.
Some days I see an order delivery notification and jump up from my desk to retrieve the package, and today is absolutely one of those days. Just look at this absolute stunner courtesy of @idaolson.bsky.social !!
June 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Some days I see an order delivery notification and jump up from my desk to retrieve the package, and today is absolutely one of those days. Just look at this absolute stunner courtesy of @idaolson.bsky.social !!