Christi Green
@cmgreen86.bsky.social
Twin mom. Recovering Baptist. Amateur potter. Disabled ADHDer working in tech. she/her #ROC
I'm so sorry. It's been 13 years this week since we lost my dad and sometimes it's as fresh as ever.
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I'm so sorry. It's been 13 years this week since we lost my dad and sometimes it's as fresh as ever.
Ooh thank you for reminding me to add this one to my list!
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Ooh thank you for reminding me to add this one to my list!
I'd even say a *day* without a hospital visit sometimes!
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I'd even say a *day* without a hospital visit sometimes!
Currently sanitizing every surface in my home because I have enough Thanksgiving Traumaaaa without adding Plague House status to this year's menu!!
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Currently sanitizing every surface in my home because I have enough Thanksgiving Traumaaaa without adding Plague House status to this year's menu!!
Tell him we greatly appreciate his contribution to the game 🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Tell him we greatly appreciate his contribution to the game 🤣🤣🤣
This part though!! I have to serve you three well balanced meals a day, and you don't even EAT THEM?? Rude, sirs!
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This part though!! I have to serve you three well balanced meals a day, and you don't even EAT THEM?? Rude, sirs!
It took my kids until at least 1yo to be able to take a blurry close up of their own forehead or foot. (Actually hundreds of them) Not exactly high art, amirite?
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It took my kids until at least 1yo to be able to take a blurry close up of their own forehead or foot. (Actually hundreds of them) Not exactly high art, amirite?
Yeah, I'm not a big drinker and absolutely fell in love with New Orleans! The history and the music and the food, I've wanted to go back ever since!!
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Yeah, I'm not a big drinker and absolutely fell in love with New Orleans! The history and the music and the food, I've wanted to go back ever since!!
YES, there's never just one! And I have twins, so double all of the things already!
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
YES, there's never just one! And I have twins, so double all of the things already!
Yeah my kids still keep the couple of nicer things they got from one of those small eggs. And for a couple bucks apiece, that's fantastic! But this thing? Absolutely not, giant effing waste!
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Yeah my kids still keep the couple of nicer things they got from one of those small eggs. And for a couple bucks apiece, that's fantastic! But this thing? Absolutely not, giant effing waste!
I think a happy little tree would be delightful!!
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think a happy little tree would be delightful!!
Boobs continue to be absolutely WILD. Hopefully that's the end of this delightful saga, but we all know how bodies can be!
November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Boobs continue to be absolutely WILD. Hopefully that's the end of this delightful saga, but we all know how bodies can be!
I imagine it's *slightly* better quality, but ... It looks like some shit my kids would bring home from a birthday party that would then take up space for years, broken, until I surreptitiously dispose of it, never to mention it again.
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I imagine it's *slightly* better quality, but ... It looks like some shit my kids would bring home from a birthday party that would then take up space for years, broken, until I surreptitiously dispose of it, never to mention it again.
It's gotta be the Utah plastic surgery industrial complex at work, right??? Very uncanny valley!
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It's gotta be the Utah plastic surgery industrial complex at work, right??? Very uncanny valley!
Literally said to my husband they're gonna put us through it today, huh? JFC this game already!!
November 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Literally said to my husband they're gonna put us through it today, huh? JFC this game already!!
It is probably going to be better than trying to keep them entertained at home? Absolutely. Am I already tired even before getting any of us dressed? You bet your ass!
Alas. One cannot Mom on crafts and screens alone. Or something.
Alas. One cannot Mom on crafts and screens alone. Or something.
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It is probably going to be better than trying to keep them entertained at home? Absolutely. Am I already tired even before getting any of us dressed? You bet your ass!
Alas. One cannot Mom on crafts and screens alone. Or something.
Alas. One cannot Mom on crafts and screens alone. Or something.
I'm so over 25 days of absolute garbage filling up my house. I told my husband absolutely not this year after I've been decluttering for months!
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I'm so over 25 days of absolute garbage filling up my house. I told my husband absolutely not this year after I've been decluttering for months!