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Tom Cava Homan: We are not going to stop murdering people until you stop calling us murderers.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Richard Grenell, the queer Quisling assigned to destroy the KenCen is an illiterate buffoon who can't spell. It's not the "premier" of the Melania "film" that will occur at the KenCen; it's the "premiere"
January 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
C(onservative)B(ull)S(hit) News has a story about how Trump seizing Greenland is a GOOD idea. The one reason mentioned against it is that most Greenlanders object. The article doesn't mention the U.S. issued a 1916 declaration that Greenland belonged to Denmark when it bought the USVI from Denmark.
Why does Trump want Greenland to be part of the U.S.?
Greenland is 836,000 square miles of largely frozen ground northeast of Canada. So why does the White House say it "should be part of the United States"?
www.cbsnews.com
January 7, 2026 at 6:21 AM
January 7, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Miller: By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland?

What a historically illiterate dumbfuck PeeWee German is. The right is a 1916 declaration of the US recognizing Denmark's sovereignty over all of Greenland which the U.S. made as part of its purchase of the Danish West Indies
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?

MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO

T: So force is on the table?

M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 6, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Hmmm. What's missing from the Reichsarbeitministerium, oops, the U.S. Department of Labor post for the New Year? If you don't want to be called a Nazi, don't act like one: Episode 1267.
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
If Trump renames the Washington Monument the Trump Monument, it will need to be renovated as shown in this prototype design for the Trump Monument
December 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
December 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Here's what the KenCen will look like when Trump à l'orange is done.
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Remember when folks lost their jobs if they said about Saint You-Know-Who's death anything close to what Trump just said about Rob Reiner's death?
December 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Burn of the day: "Jonathan Turley . . . is essentially just Mike Lindell with tenure." Ouch! Hehe.
Jonathan Turley is obsessed with me to the point that it's creepy. I suppose I can't expect more from a guy who is essentially just Mike Lindell with tenure.
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Who's the guy on the left who looks so much like Whisky Pete? Why that's Heinz-Wilhelm Eck, executed by a British firing squad after the Hamburg trials for firing on surviving crew members in the waters around a boat he just sunk.
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Maybe instead of tackling and kidnapping nannies from the Chicago suburbs, the ICE goons should spend their time going after these criminal burglary gangs that enter on tourist visas, burglarize a bunch of people then skedaddle back to Colombia or elsewhere, with their pockets stuffed with loot.
While Asian Immigrants Work, Burglars Target Their Homes
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Schadenfreude!! Supreme Court ruling means serial divorcee, adulteress and supporter of biblical (ahem) marriage Kim Davis owes $360,000 in damages and legal fees to gay couple to whom she denied a marriage license.
Supreme Court won’t reconsider Obergefell to bail out Kentucky clerk who denied same-sex marriage licenses
Kim Davis owes $360,000 in legal fees for refusing to issue same-sex marriage licenses “under God’s authority.”
www.courthousenews.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Backpfeifengesicht. (Google it.)
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The prosecution argued: "The defendant is being prosecuted for the obvious reason that he was recorded throwing a sandwich at a federal officer at point-blank range," i.e., the sandwich was thrown at a distance and velocity that the hurler's aim didn't have to compensate for gravity." Seriously?
Judge calls case involving alleged sandwich-throwing former DOJ worker 'simplest case in the world'
Sean Charles Dunn, a former Justice Department worker, faces trial for allegedly throwing a sandwich at a U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent.
www.yahoo.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
To distract from having taken government jets to dates, Kash Patel announces that he busted a terror plot planned for Halloween. Actually, they arrested kids in a chat room talking shit and there's no evidence of what the actual plot was or how it would be carried out.
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/rc...
Frustration mounts in FBI over thwarted ‘potential’ terror plot
Senior officials believe FBI Director Kash Patel acted hastily in attempt to grab credit.
www.msnbc.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Sturmbannführer Kristi von Welpenmörder points out that foreign people are too stupid to drive trucks. Everywhere else in the world goods are delivered via donkey carts.
Kristi Noem: "Putting these foreigners in tracker trailers like the ones you see behind me becomes extremely dangerous. I have driven semis over many many years and 18 wheelers and understand they're difficult to stop, maneuver."
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
If having soybean farmers on your land makes you a soybean farmer, then I am an iguana.
Bessent on American farmers being hurt by tariffs: "Martha, in case you don't know it, I'm actually a soybean farmer, so I have felt this pain too."
October 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If you don't like being called by a Nazi, don't act like one. Episode 1209. I'm surprised he didn't come straight out and call it "degenerate art" (Entarte Kunst).
Stephen Miller: "The scandal is how Democrats & the left scarred the landscape of our country w/grotesque so-called modern art that celebrates ugliness ... very importantly, President Trump is making sure it's in the neo-classical design around which our nation's architecture has long been directed"
October 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
PeeWee German's asskissery indeed sounds better in the original German: Ich sage Ihnen nur, Herr Präsident, dieses Land wäre ohne Sie zugrunde gegangen. Dieses Land wäre tatsächlich ohne Sie zugrunde gegangen … Sie allein haben es gerettet. Heil Trump!
Stephen Miller: "Let me just say Mr President that this country was going to die without you. This country was going to actually die without you ... you alone saved it."
October 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
If the U.S. is considering sending the survivors of the speed boat attack back home rather than detaining them, taking them to the U.S., and prosecuting for drug trafficking, this means that the U.S. admits it didn't have reasonable belief that there were drugs in the boat when they blew it up.
US considering releasing survivors of Caribbean drug boat strike to their home countries | CNN Politics
The Trump administration is considering releasing the two survivors of Thursday’s military strike on a suspected drug vessel in the Caribbean to their home countries, two US officials told CNN.
www.cnn.com
October 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If you don't like being called a Nazi, stop acting like one. Episode 1005. This guy is in the office of Congressman Dave Taylor, *Republican* from Ohio and he has pinned to the bulletin board in his office a U.S. flag with an embedded swastika.
October 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM