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Missouri Trumper is having the FCC investigate the Bad Bunny half time because no one could understand all the stuff in Spanish but, if they had understood it, it was probably naughtier than Janet Jackson's nipple. ¡Ey, chinga tu madre, cabrón!
Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn't watch the whole thing & also doesn't know Spanish but suspects it might have been "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Missouri Trumper is having the FCC investigate the Bad Bunny half time because no one could understand all the stuff in Spanish but, if they had understood it, it was probably naughtier than Janet Jackson's nipple. ¡Ey, chinga tu madre, cabrón!
He was just arrested in Scottsdale last night.
February 10, 2026 at 11:55 AM
He was just arrested in Scottsdale last night.
Farmer reassures his chickens that he doesn't want his pet wolves to eat them.
Tim Cook Reportedly Reassures Apple Employees That He Doesn't Want His Friend Trump to Deport Them
Cook and Trump seem to have a difference of opinion on immigration.
gizmodo.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Farmer reassures his chickens that he doesn't want his pet wolves to eat them.
That is the only thing Trump has ever said with which I agree.
February 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
That is the only thing Trump has ever said with which I agree.
Jesus was in favor of borders. In fact, they were HIS idea: "Love your fellow citizen as yourself." Also: if God meant foreigners to live in your neighborhood, they would have been born there.
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Jesus was in favor of borders. In fact, they were HIS idea: "Love your fellow citizen as yourself." Also: if God meant foreigners to live in your neighborhood, they would have been born there.
Here's what the Opera House in the KenCen after Trump has covered everything in gold, marble and tackiness. It'll take years to undo the damage that he's doing to DC
February 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Here's what the Opera House in the KenCen after Trump has covered everything in gold, marble and tackiness. It'll take years to undo the damage that he's doing to DC
Kennedy Center Opera House renovation plans by Trump leaked.
February 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Kennedy Center Opera House renovation plans by Trump leaked.
I wouldn't have dinner with Bari if you paid ME the $55k to do it.
February 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I wouldn't have dinner with Bari if you paid ME the $55k to do it.
Episode 2,291 of "If you don't want to be called a Nazi, don't act like one" -- SS-Oberst-Gruppenführer Bovino referred to a Jewish DOJ attorney during a call as one of the "chosen people" and derided the attorney, an Orthodox Jew, for observing shabbat.
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Episode 2,291 of "If you don't want to be called a Nazi, don't act like one" -- SS-Oberst-Gruppenführer Bovino referred to a Jewish DOJ attorney during a call as one of the "chosen people" and derided the attorney, an Orthodox Jew, for observing shabbat.
Apparently male escorts in DC have been significantly raised their prices.
January 31, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Apparently male escorts in DC have been significantly raised their prices.
Ms. Daravi, the KenCen VP of PR is (surprise!) another Trump Nazi congenital liar. The KenCen cancelled the Gay Men's Chorus concert after Trump seized power of the KenCen. Also, they cancelled a children's musical called Finn because they thought sharks were too gay.
January 28, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Ms. Daravi, the KenCen VP of PR is (surprise!) another Trump Nazi congenital liar. The KenCen cancelled the Gay Men's Chorus concert after Trump seized power of the KenCen. Also, they cancelled a children's musical called Finn because they thought sharks were too gay.
Because there's nothing really newsworthy going on, Tony Douchecanoepil decided it was time to interview his mother on the evening news. Upcoming exclusive interviews include his dogwalker, the guy who makes his oat milk vanilla decaf latte at Starbucks, and his personal trainer.
‘CBS Evening News’: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own Mom
Viewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.'
www.yahoo.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Because there's nothing really newsworthy going on, Tony Douchecanoepil decided it was time to interview his mother on the evening news. Upcoming exclusive interviews include his dogwalker, the guy who makes his oat milk vanilla decaf latte at Starbucks, and his personal trainer.
Well, goodness gracious, I had no idea that mayo is disgusting but now that some rando on Bluesky has declared that it is, it must be. I'm throwing out that jar of Duke's right away.
January 21, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Well, goodness gracious, I had no idea that mayo is disgusting but now that some rando on Bluesky has declared that it is, it must be. I'm throwing out that jar of Duke's right away.
"Uh huh." Why don't you just develop the balls to call me a liar? You shouldn't be a dick and post stupid comments.
January 21, 2026 at 2:58 AM
"Uh huh." Why don't you just develop the balls to call me a liar? You shouldn't be a dick and post stupid comments.
I've sold and licensed my own photography to various media outlets. So I'm betting I'm more of a "real artist" than you are.
January 21, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I've sold and licensed my own photography to various media outlets. So I'm betting I'm more of a "real artist" than you are.
F off. It doesn't "look like" AI, it's *clearly marked* as such. See the Gemini watermark, genius? It's merely an illustration to the non-AI content above. Also, it's a f+++ing cartoon drawing so no one, except maybe you, would think it's something actually happening IRL other than figuratively
January 20, 2026 at 11:55 PM
F off. It doesn't "look like" AI, it's *clearly marked* as such. See the Gemini watermark, genius? It's merely an illustration to the non-AI content above. Also, it's a f+++ing cartoon drawing so no one, except maybe you, would think it's something actually happening IRL other than figuratively
Dad is frantically driving car into wall. Mom isn't saying anything.
Kids in back seat: Mom, tell him to stop!!
Mom: If I criticize him, he'll divorce me and I'll no longer be your mom. Then where would we be?
Crash.
Everybody dies
Kids in back seat: Mom, tell him to stop!!
Mom: If I criticize him, he'll divorce me and I'll no longer be your mom. Then where would we be?
Crash.
Everybody dies
January 20, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Dad is frantically driving car into wall. Mom isn't saying anything.
Kids in back seat: Mom, tell him to stop!!
Mom: If I criticize him, he'll divorce me and I'll no longer be your mom. Then where would we be?
Crash.
Everybody dies
Kids in back seat: Mom, tell him to stop!!
Mom: If I criticize him, he'll divorce me and I'll no longer be your mom. Then where would we be?
Crash.
Everybody dies
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Dad is frantically driving car into wall. Mom isn't saying anything.
Kids in back seat: Mom, tell him to stop!!
Mom: If I criticize him, he'll divorce me and I'll no longer be your mom. Then where would we be?
Crash.
Everybody dies
Kids in back seat: Mom, tell him to stop!!
Mom: If I criticize him, he'll divorce me and I'll no longer be your mom. Then where would we be?
Crash.
Everybody dies
January 20, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Dad is frantically driving car into wall. Mom isn't saying anything.
Kids in back seat: Mom, tell him to stop!!
Mom: If I criticize him, he'll divorce me and I'll no longer be your mom. Then where would we be?
Crash.
Everybody dies
Kids in back seat: Mom, tell him to stop!!
Mom: If I criticize him, he'll divorce me and I'll no longer be your mom. Then where would we be?
Crash.
Everybody dies
Leavitt: Do you have the number of people killed at the hands of illegal immigrants?
Er, less than the number killed by white Christians. Are we going to send ICE after white Christians too?
Er, less than the number killed by white Christians. Are we going to send ICE after white Christians too?
Reporter: Renee Good was shot in the head and killed by an ICE Agent.
Leavitt: Why was she killed?
Reporter: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably
Leavitt: You’re a left-wing hack. You’re not a reporter.
Leavitt: Why was she killed?
Reporter: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably
Leavitt: You’re a left-wing hack. You’re not a reporter.
January 16, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Leavitt: Do you have the number of people killed at the hands of illegal immigrants?
Er, less than the number killed by white Christians. Are we going to send ICE after white Christians too?
Er, less than the number killed by white Christians. Are we going to send ICE after white Christians too?
Apparently, only the U.S. is allowed to use deadly force against protesters.
January 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Apparently, only the U.S. is allowed to use deadly force against protesters.
Tom Cava Homan: We are not going to stop murdering people until you stop calling us murderers.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Tom Cava Homan: We are not going to stop murdering people until you stop calling us murderers.
She should just give him the medal and let the dumb fuck think he had been, by that, awarded the Nobel Prize.
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
She should just give him the medal and let the dumb fuck think he had been, by that, awarded the Nobel Prize.
Yet another reason to shun the Trumpkin Center. I'd rather be forced to listen to a Scandinavian death metal concert than see a second of a this hagiography of Melania.
January 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Yet another reason to shun the Trumpkin Center. I'd rather be forced to listen to a Scandinavian death metal concert than see a second of a this hagiography of Melania.
Richard Grenell, the queer Quisling assigned to destroy the KenCen is an illiterate buffoon who can't spell. It's not the "premier" of the Melania "film" that will occur at the KenCen; it's the "premiere"
January 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Richard Grenell, the queer Quisling assigned to destroy the KenCen is an illiterate buffoon who can't spell. It's not the "premier" of the Melania "film" that will occur at the KenCen; it's the "premiere"