Clever Girl
@clevertheraptor.bsky.social
Everyone's favorite wisecracking meatasaurus specializing in Triassic tomfoolery, Jurassic jockularity, Cretaceous comedy, Mesozoic memes, and dino dad jokes. K-PG 13 account, some mild suggestive content.
Good to know the old bean still has it in him.
August 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Good to know the old bean still has it in him.
Best I can do is occasional sleep paralysis.
May 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Best I can do is occasional sleep paralysis.
Happy birthday to the incomparable Fred Rogers, who would have been 97 today.
March 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Happy birthday to the incomparable Fred Rogers, who would have been 97 today.
You must be so dinner.
March 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
You must be so dinner.
Hiccup got hardcore after he became shief.
February 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Hiccup got hardcore after he became shief.
Happy Appreciate a Dragon Day to my winged cousins!
January 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Happy Appreciate a Dragon Day to my winged cousins!
I've been bamboozled!
January 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I've been bamboozled!
Happy new year! May she be a damn sight better than the last one.
January 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Happy new year! May she be a damn sight better than the last one.
Happy RAWRidays!
December 25, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Happy RAWRidays!
John Hammond: "I've been present for the birth of every little creature on this island"
Every little creature on the island:
Every little creature on the island:
December 8, 2024 at 1:06 PM
John Hammond: "I've been present for the birth of every little creature on this island"
Every little creature on the island:
Every little creature on the island:
Won't you be
Won't you be
Won't you be
My dinner
Won't you be
Won't you be
My dinner
December 1, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Won't you be
Won't you be
Won't you be
My dinner
Won't you be
Won't you be
My dinner
November 30, 2024 at 3:56 PM
The greatest apex predator of all time.
November 27, 2024 at 2:13 PM
The greatest apex predator of all time.
T. rex always wanting to be the center of attention.
November 19, 2024 at 4:58 PM
T. rex always wanting to be the center of attention.
"This is MY playground, natch!"
November 19, 2024 at 4:49 PM
"This is MY playground, natch!"
Every era has an Elm Street.
November 17, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Every era has an Elm Street.