Clever Girl
@clevertheraptor.bsky.social
Everyone's favorite wisecracking meatasaurus specializing in Triassic tomfoolery, Jurassic jockularity, Cretaceous comedy, Mesozoic memes, and dino dad jokes. K-PG 13 account, some mild suggestive content.
What's a girl gotta do to get an invite?
August 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
What's a girl gotta do to get an invite?
Best I can do is occasional sleep paralysis.
May 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Best I can do is occasional sleep paralysis.
We truly are lethal at eight months (and I do mean lethal).
March 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
We truly are lethal at eight months (and I do mean lethal).
Yes, we do have a certain appeal. And I agree that Stegos are best, especially sauteed with garlic and butter.
March 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Yes, we do have a certain appeal. And I agree that Stegos are best, especially sauteed with garlic and butter.
Gay dinosaurs? In MY newsfeed? Don't have to tell me twice, sugar.
February 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Gay dinosaurs? In MY newsfeed? Don't have to tell me twice, sugar.
Still better than that week-old Stygimoloch carcass I had last night *urp*
December 8, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Still better than that week-old Stygimoloch carcass I had last night *urp*
FOR THE REX OF US!
December 8, 2024 at 1:09 PM
FOR THE REX OF US!