Clever Girl
@clevertheraptor.bsky.social
Everyone's favorite wisecracking meatasaurus specializing in Triassic tomfoolery, Jurassic jockularity, Cretaceous comedy, Mesozoic memes, and dino dad jokes. K-PG 13 account, some mild suggestive content.
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Clever Girl
@clevertheraptor.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Hi! My name's Clever, a resurrected #Velociraptor from the late Cretaceous. I spared no expense on rip-RAWRing #dinosaur #paleontology #kaiju #dragon #Godzilla #JurassicPark #Space #SciComm memes, art, comedy & humor. I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mr. Clever. Cheers!
Good to know the old bean still has it in him.
August 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Good to know the old bean still has it in him.
Happy birthday to the incomparable Fred Rogers, who would have been 97 today.
March 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Happy birthday to the incomparable Fred Rogers, who would have been 97 today.
There once was a raptor named Clever
Who was a subject of science endeavor
They thought that they could
Didn't think if they should
Now she hangs with her birds of a feather
Who was a subject of science endeavor
They thought that they could
Didn't think if they should
Now she hangs with her birds of a feather
March 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
There once was a raptor named Clever
Who was a subject of science endeavor
They thought that they could
Didn't think if they should
Now she hangs with her birds of a feather
Who was a subject of science endeavor
They thought that they could
Didn't think if they should
Now she hangs with her birds of a feather
I'm 66 million years old and still more evolved than the average American Republican.
March 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I'm 66 million years old and still more evolved than the average American Republican.
You must be so dinner.
March 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
You must be so dinner.
Hiccup got hardcore after he became shief.
February 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Hiccup got hardcore after he became shief.
Happy Appreciate a Dragon Day to my winged cousins!
January 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Happy Appreciate a Dragon Day to my winged cousins!
I've been bamboozled!
January 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I've been bamboozled!
It's not real velociraptor unless it comes from the Velociraptor region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling dinosaur.
January 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It's not real velociraptor unless it comes from the Velociraptor region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling dinosaur.
Happy new year! May she be a damn sight better than the last one.
January 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Happy new year! May she be a damn sight better than the last one.
Happy RAWRidays!
December 25, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Happy RAWRidays!
John Hammond: "I've been present for the birth of every little creature on this island"
Every little creature on the island:
Every little creature on the island:
December 8, 2024 at 1:06 PM
John Hammond: "I've been present for the birth of every little creature on this island"
Every little creature on the island:
Every little creature on the island:
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad?
Me: *eats therapist*
Therapist: No
Me: *eats therapist*
Therapist: No
December 7, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad?
Me: *eats therapist*
Therapist: No
Me: *eats therapist*
Therapist: No
Won't you be
Won't you be
Won't you be
My dinner
Won't you be
Won't you be
My dinner
December 1, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Won't you be
Won't you be
Won't you be
My dinner
Won't you be
Won't you be
My dinner
November 30, 2024 at 3:56 PM
I tried to genetically engineer an elf, but couldn't sequence the gnome.
November 28, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I tried to genetically engineer an elf, but couldn't sequence the gnome.
The greatest apex predator of all time.
November 27, 2024 at 2:13 PM
The greatest apex predator of all time.
