Cleon
@cleon42.bsky.social
Code monkey, leftist, Chicagolander.
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Cleon
@cleon42.bsky.social
· Nov 17
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I'm begging y'all not to rehabilitate Marjorie Taylor Greene just because she's fighting with Trump.
First, you know they'll make up.
Second, this is the person who thought Jewish space lasers were responsible for California wildfires.
She was nuts before Trump, she will be nuts after Trump.
First, you know they'll make up.
Second, this is the person who thought Jewish space lasers were responsible for California wildfires.
She was nuts before Trump, she will be nuts after Trump.
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm begging y'all not to rehabilitate Marjorie Taylor Greene just because she's fighting with Trump.
First, you know they'll make up.
Second, this is the person who thought Jewish space lasers were responsible for California wildfires.
She was nuts before Trump, she will be nuts after Trump.
First, you know they'll make up.
Second, this is the person who thought Jewish space lasers were responsible for California wildfires.
She was nuts before Trump, she will be nuts after Trump.
If Trump ISN'T guilty as hell, why the hell is he behaving like he is?
And with all the subtlety of a five-year-old who's been caught in the act.
And with all the subtlety of a five-year-old who's been caught in the act.
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If Trump ISN'T guilty as hell, why the hell is he behaving like he is?
And with all the subtlety of a five-year-old who's been caught in the act.
And with all the subtlety of a five-year-old who's been caught in the act.
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BREAKING: Judge Immergut issues a permanent injunction against Pete Hegseth and the deployment of the National Guard to Portland.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
BREAKING: Judge Immergut issues a permanent injunction against Pete Hegseth and the deployment of the National Guard to Portland.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
THIS.
I hope everybody understands that the people who say we can't have anybody better than Harris, Pritzker, Newsom, etc. are lying because THEY don't want anybody better.
November 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
THIS.
Don't listen to doctors, who are paid by Big Pharma to sell you pills.
Listen to RFK Jr, who's paid by Trump to utter whatever random batshit nonsense he feels like.
Listen to RFK Jr, who's paid by Trump to utter whatever random batshit nonsense he feels like.
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Don't listen to doctors, who are paid by Big Pharma to sell you pills.
Listen to RFK Jr, who's paid by Trump to utter whatever random batshit nonsense he feels like.
Listen to RFK Jr, who's paid by Trump to utter whatever random batshit nonsense he feels like.
Am I on a bad acid trip or did I just see an AT&T commercial that said "Speed. It's what we do."?
November 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Am I on a bad acid trip or did I just see an AT&T commercial that said "Speed. It's what we do."?
Ireland once again reminding the world what the word "Republican" should mean.
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Ireland once again reminding the world what the word "Republican" should mean.
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I just checked and this is real. It's on Border Patrol's official Instagram (I don't see it on Facebook) and is being celebrated by Nazis on Twitter, as you can see in the screenshot.
The clip is just 13 seconds long too, so it's a very intentional thing. We've got a Nazi government.
The clip is just 13 seconds long too, so it's a very intentional thing. We've got a Nazi government.
October 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I just checked and this is real. It's on Border Patrol's official Instagram (I don't see it on Facebook) and is being celebrated by Nazis on Twitter, as you can see in the screenshot.
The clip is just 13 seconds long too, so it's a very intentional thing. We've got a Nazi government.
The clip is just 13 seconds long too, so it's a very intentional thing. We've got a Nazi government.
When you order at Novi's or Lukes, do you say "I'd like two Italian Beefs" or "I'd like two Italian Beeves?"
October 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
When you order at Novi's or Lukes, do you say "I'd like two Italian Beefs" or "I'd like two Italian Beeves?"
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A man gets a blowjob from a trans woman and his friends make fun of him so he goes to the police to claim she lied about being a woman. She was convicted of sexual assault and sentenced to nearly 2 years in prison because of a man's shame.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Thornaby transgender woman jailed for deception sex assault
Ciara Watkin's victim says he would not have agreed to sex had he known she was biologically male.
www.bbc.com
October 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
A man gets a blowjob from a trans woman and his friends make fun of him so he goes to the police to claim she lied about being a woman. She was convicted of sexual assault and sentenced to nearly 2 years in prison because of a man's shame.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
What gets me about the whole Bad Bunny Bullshit Bomb is that so many people see monolingualism as a point of pride rather than an intellectual limitation.
October 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
What gets me about the whole Bad Bunny Bullshit Bomb is that so many people see monolingualism as a point of pride rather than an intellectual limitation.
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It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
October 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
After all this, BlueSky is just another Twitter.
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October 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
After all this, BlueSky is just another Twitter.
Man, the Pete Buttigieg cult is *weird*. They actively search for people taking about him and either argue with them or block them if they're not properly differential.
They say he's well-spoken but if you ask him about Gaza he gets Trump-level incoherent.
Also he's a union buster.
They say he's well-spoken but if you ask him about Gaza he gets Trump-level incoherent.
Also he's a union buster.
October 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Man, the Pete Buttigieg cult is *weird*. They actively search for people taking about him and either argue with them or block them if they're not properly differential.
They say he's well-spoken but if you ask him about Gaza he gets Trump-level incoherent.
Also he's a union buster.
They say he's well-spoken but if you ask him about Gaza he gets Trump-level incoherent.
Also he's a union buster.
I'm bored and want to try an experiment based on my past experiences.
October 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'm bored and want to try an experiment based on my past experiences.
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Over 2 million people across Italy have rallied in more than 100 cities for a one-day general strike.
2 million rally in Italy for Gaza as general strike halts key services
Over 2 million people across Italy have rallied in more than 100 cities for a one-day general strike.
bit.ly
October 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Over 2 million people across Italy have rallied in more than 100 cities for a one-day general strike.
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Why did @govpritzker.illinois.gov send out Illinois police to limit protests at Broadview? Why is a progressive governor shielding illegal ICE activity from peaceful protesters? Why are our state tax dollars devoted to Trump’s agenda?
October 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Why did @govpritzker.illinois.gov send out Illinois police to limit protests at Broadview? Why is a progressive governor shielding illegal ICE activity from peaceful protesters? Why are our state tax dollars devoted to Trump’s agenda?
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Jane Goodall, the conservationist renowned for her groundbreaking chimpanzee field research and globe-spanning environmental advocacy, has died. She was 91.
Jane Goodall, conservationist renowned for chimpanzee research and environmental advocacy, has died
Jane Goodall, the conservationist renowned for her groundbreaking chimpanzee field research and globe-spanning environmental advocacy, has died. She was 91.
trib.al
October 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Jane Goodall, the conservationist renowned for her groundbreaking chimpanzee field research and globe-spanning environmental advocacy, has died. She was 91.
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If that country is called Israel, however, we'd send it billions of dollars and arm it to the teeth so it could commit genocide
In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it?
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
September 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If that country is called Israel, however, we'd send it billions of dollars and arm it to the teeth so it could commit genocide
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this is why you can’t give an inch to transphobes. they are driven by hate and no amount of kindness will make them even momentarily soften. it is a militant ideology.
‘She is ignorant of how ignorant she is’: JK Rowling responds to Emma Watson rift
‘She is ignorant of how ignorant she is’: JK Rowling responds to Emma Watson rift
The author has rebuffed conciliatory remarks made by the Harry Potter actor, saying Watson has ‘enthusiastically participated’ in the ‘trashing of women’s rights’
Harry Potter author JK Rowling has responded to Emma Watson’s recent remarks about their rift over transgender rights, saying the actor is “ignorant of how ignorant she is”.
Rowling’s post comes after a podcast interview with Watson, in which the latter said: “I really don’t believe that … holding the love and support and views that I have, mean[s] that I can’t and don’t treasure Jo and the person that I had personal experiences with.” Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
September 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
this is why you can’t give an inch to transphobes. they are driven by hate and no amount of kindness will make them even momentarily soften. it is a militant ideology.
One thing I'm learning from the recent news cycle is that Democrats are blissfully unaware that the NRA collapsed last year and barely functions as an organization anymore. Wayne LaPierre was even tried and convicted of corruption.
September 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
One thing I'm learning from the recent news cycle is that Democrats are blissfully unaware that the NRA collapsed last year and barely functions as an organization anymore. Wayne LaPierre was even tried and convicted of corruption.
Leftists don't really have a special hate-on for Mormons. LDS is seen as one right-wing church among many.
The only people who really hate Mormons are other Christian sects.
The only people who really hate Mormons are other Christian sects.
i’m sorry, but this guy was clearly
MAGA. and while maybe there were other factors in his motive, trump and many republican politicians have been inciting stochastic terror on a daily basis since kirk was assassinated. it’s been absurd to see news coverage just avoid the entire subject
MAGA. and while maybe there were other factors in his motive, trump and many republican politicians have been inciting stochastic terror on a daily basis since kirk was assassinated. it’s been absurd to see news coverage just avoid the entire subject
The man who officials said crashed a vehicle into a Michigan church and opened fire on the congregation has been identified by the police as a 40-year-old from Burton, who went to high school nearby and served in the Marines. Here is what else we know about the suspect.
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Leftists don't really have a special hate-on for Mormons. LDS is seen as one right-wing church among many.
The only people who really hate Mormons are other Christian sects.
The only people who really hate Mormons are other Christian sects.
Border Patrol boats have been spotted in the Chicago River.
Where's Dave Matthews when you need him?
Where's Dave Matthews when you need him?
September 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Border Patrol boats have been spotted in the Chicago River.
Where's Dave Matthews when you need him?
Where's Dave Matthews when you need him?
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Despite everything I still have fundamental faith in the American people turning this around and making things better.
[reads any New York Times focus group]
Fuck this. Fuck everything. Burn it all down. [drinks directly from tequila bottle]
[reads any New York Times focus group]
Fuck this. Fuck everything. Burn it all down. [drinks directly from tequila bottle]
September 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Despite everything I still have fundamental faith in the American people turning this around and making things better.
[reads any New York Times focus group]
Fuck this. Fuck everything. Burn it all down. [drinks directly from tequila bottle]
[reads any New York Times focus group]
Fuck this. Fuck everything. Burn it all down. [drinks directly from tequila bottle]