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Clem Fandango 🔩
@clemfandango.bsky.social
Long time child, reluctant adult. Angels Baseball, Arsenal, NYCFC, PAFC football, and making fun of stuff.

An old man, with a Kelpie/ACD, and a Tuxedo Cat living a life of leisure on the shore.

A man's got to know his imitations.
Reign wants to know if there're any freaks out there who want Kelpie feet pics.
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Disappointed in the draw.

#COYG
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Merino equalizer!

ARS 1 - 1 CHAVS

#COYG
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
STRAIGHT RED!!

10 man Chavs.

#COYG
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Ok, Lads!!

Yours for the taking!!

Score goals!! Have fun!!

#COYG
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Never not funny.

#COYG #FOYS
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Cheeky goal for FFC.

LOL.
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts to which you've been

Led Zeppelin (LA Forum)
Germs (Fleetwood)
Urgh! (Santa Monica Civic)
FEAR/Circle Jerks (Fleetwood - Decline Filming)
Dead Kennedys (Alpine Village Barn + more)
Introduce yourself with five concerts to which you've been
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Video showing yesterday’s explosive attack against the parking lot of the SSPC in Mazatlan, Sinaloa with four vehicles being damaged as a result.

Source: @JJDiazMachuca
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
LOL @ talkshite taking the piss out of Spuds.
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
LOL Spuds.
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Excellent win.

Trust the process.
#COYG
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
LOL Scousers.
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Martinelli on the empty net!

ARS 3 - 1 BAY

#COYG
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Madueke for the 2nd!

AFC 2 - 1 BAY

#COYG
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
TIMBERRRRRRR!!

🎶One Nil to The Arsenal...🎶

ARS 1 - 0 BAY

#COYG
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
1) Ripped two bowls right before the Pic.
2) outright bawling.
3) Pink Eye.
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Still buzzing.

Never not appropriate.
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Developing story...

#ESVA #SHORELIFE
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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The perfect NLD photo for Arsenal fans does not exis…
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
That was an impressive win for Everton.
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Pickford coming up big.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM