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Ruler of the Elves 🦐
@cleans-bong.bsky.social
She/Her
Autistic, and Really Cool
Chronic yapper
Ask me about my hysterectomy 😋
Currently hyperfixating on planted aquariums + shrimp
Also, give her a role in a scripted show! She lights up my screen!
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
To flee your papa
August 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Just keep on the grind. One day you'll start your own shop and be NICE TO PEOPLE 🗣️
August 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
You've heard of ball bearing, now get ready for Bad Bearing™️
August 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
AI generated ad was so bad that it made me switch apps and shit talk. I don't think that's what anybody wants.
August 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Picture will follow if/when we get them organized!
August 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
When Beauty and the Beast said "Try the grey stuff, it's delicious!" they were telling the absolute truth.
August 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
lemon
gator
August 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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July 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM