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Ruler of the Elves 🦐
@cleans-bong.bsky.social
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She/Her
Autistic, and Really Cool
Chronic yapper
Ask me about my hysterectomy 😋
Currently hyperfixating on planted aquariums + shrimp
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Pros: found old Nintendo DS
Cons: didn't find charging cord for old Nintendo DS
A blue Nintendo DS.
August 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Just a girl and her cryptocoryne wendtii
A nice fan of leaves from the aforementioned plant being held by two hands overtop of an aquarium.
July 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Bf brought home a VERY nice stick
A glass vase with a very nice piece of driftwood poking out of it
July 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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The duality of man
Two of my own posts. The top one (from 2mo ago) "I honestly can't believe anyone tolerated having Jojo Siwa around long enough for her to get to third place in Big Brother" The bottom one (from now) "I think I could fix Jojo Siwa"
July 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Just creatures honestly
A closeup of the same shrimp and tank.
July 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Shrimp Party tonight :)
A planted tank with various orange/red neocaridina shrimp in the foreground.
July 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I love how easy to propagate aquatic plants are!

This guy was just the two leaves and a tiny bit of stem floating around, but it's now sending out roots & new leaves from two spots!
A small segment of a plant I cannot remember the name of. It's floating on the surface of a mini planted tank.
July 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Eating so much stew that I'm able to effectively simplify the way I communicate my dinner plans.
A table with a green cutting board, a knife, some carrot, a rotisserie chicken, and a medium sized metal pot.
July 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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The garlic slices in this stew have an aftertaste when eaten on their own that can only be described as Staples (the store)
A delightful bowl of chicken stew. (Carrots, peas, onion, corn, chicken, potatoes, chicken bouillon, garlic slices, dill, rosemary, thyme, water, heavy cream, pepper, water)
June 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Built the Falcon today
LEGO Star Wars Millennium Falcon on a dark green blanket with a hand for scale
June 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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A pot of stew/soup. A wooden spoon is holding up the contents of the soup for display. There is carrots, celery, chicken, corn, potatoes, and more. A closeup of the soup in a bowl.
June 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Donate my body to science with this inside 🫶✨
A sparkly dildo with blue flowers throughout
June 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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I hope this has good implications
A text message: "Have the neighbour's been excessively noisy this week?"
June 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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My biggest flaw is that I write "cl" like this
The word "clips" written in orange whiteboard marker. It looks like it reads "dips" because I'm bad at writing.
June 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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My creatures:
A closeup picture of a purple mystery snail's face. She has beautiful orange accents. A juvenile ramshorn snail. It has a golden shell with black speckles, and a pinkish-grey body. A sunkist neocaridina shrimp. A baby, reddish, neocaridina shrimp.
June 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Me 😚 my orange amanos
June 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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The sink holes are fucking coming for me??
This is the second sinkhole to shut down a B.C. road within the past week, with the Coquihalla Highway having to undergo emergency repairs after a sinkhole suddenly opened up on June 6.
June 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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My sweet child!!
A slightly red neocaridina shrimp sits on the fingertip of a hand submerged in its tank.
June 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Look at my baby! Hatched from an egg! My beloved!!
A small Ramshorn snail on the glass of its home, with a finger for scale. He is much smaller than the finger. (I'm bad with measurements!)
May 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Be so for real right now!!
A screenshot of the Google Summary for "Igglepiggle" from In The Night Garden. He is blue, blob-ish, and terrifying.
May 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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A screenshot of the Google summary for Beef Tobin.
May 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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A crime against humanity.
A screenshot of the Subway app's description for "Doritos Footlong Nachos"
May 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Made a plant vase
A case with sand, dirt, and aquatic plants. The same vase viewed from above.
May 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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My bf works at a school. These came home in his pocket!!
An actual handful of erasers in various different sizes.
May 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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The fiend is obsessed with the crinkly paper.
A hairless cat sniffs the top of a very large piece of paper.
May 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM